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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #16
    Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Nonsense, they are not being kidnapped. They are merely being rescued from spiritually abusive relationships.
    That's right. None of them were kidnapped, according to the legal definition of that word. They all went joyfully, and have found gainful employment in Yemen and/or a variety of Arab-Oriental estates. We have signed affidavits to prove how delighted the girls are at having found permanent positions.

    It's a mutually beneficial relationship, Praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Ixi
        Wretched Unsaved Goth
        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
        • Sep 2006
        • 844
        #17
        Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

        Then find me you ****ed up retards, not them. Anyway, the kidnapping stopped today, its probally not you anyway. You'll never find me.
        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Ixi
            Wretched Unsaved Goth
            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
            • Sep 2006
            • 844
            #18
            Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

            All children are innocent, accept that.
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                All children are innocent, accept that.
                Icky, children are guilty of the sins of their parents and are punished by GOD, even unto the tenth generation!

                A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
                Deuteronomy 23:2
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892
                    #20
                    Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    All children are innocent, accept that.
                    NO Child is innocent, because you filthy women defile them at birth!
                    How then can man be justified with God? Or how can he be clean that is born of a woman?
                    Job 25:4
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844
                        #21
                        Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                        Then how is Jesus so special? He was born from a woman too.
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #22
                            Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            Then how is Jesus so special? He was born from a woman too.
                            Jesus is not special at all, if you mean "special" like you are. That short bus you ride to school? you know the one where you spend your mornings licking the condensation off the windows with your abnormally wide tongue? Jesus was never on a bus like that.

                            If you had ever read the Holy Bible, you would know about Jesus, girl! His daddy was God Almighty, not some pervert drug dealer like yours. Jesus died temporarily on the cross for your sins and mine! He walked on water, healed the sick, cursed a fig tree and beat the living hell out of jew loan sharks, all for you!

                            Plus if you Tithe now, you might win a new Playstation3!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Ixi
                                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 844
                                #23
                                Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                                My dad was NOT a drug dealer, I am NOT a retard.
                                Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 11-01-2006, 05:47 PM. Reason: minor spelling errors
                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                    Senior Pastor
                                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                    Always Biblically correct
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 10639
                                    #24
                                    Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                    My dad was NOT a drug dealer, I am NOT a retard.
                                    You've certainly done a good job of hiding the evidence that you're not a retard.
                                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                      • Jesus is Lord
                                        Devout seeker of the Truth™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 639
                                        #25
                                        Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                        My dad was NOT a drug dealer, I am NOT a retard.
                                        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Not a retard, don't make me laugh.

                                        You continue to deny the existance of Heaven, Hell, God, Jesus, etc. even when given plenty of proof of Their existance. Your spelling and grammar are really bad. These facts all point to the fact you are a retard.
                                        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                                        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                                          • Talitha
                                            Deaconess
                                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2026
                                            • 15118
                                            #26
                                            Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                                            STOP PRESS!!
                                            Latest Picture of the Negra Child..............

                                            Click image for larger version Name: MADONNA.jpg Views: 2 Size: 35.2 KB ID: 1900586

                                            Looks Kinda familiar to me!!

                                            Sister Talitha

                                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                              • Ixi
                                                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 844
                                                #27
                                                Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                                                An adorable child...
                                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                                                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                    An adorable child...
                                                    Miss Icky, can you at least try to make complete sentences? Demanding relevance from you is hopeless I know, but a single coherent thought would be at least one small step toward Jesus' love.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Ixi
                                                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 844
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                                                        Madonna's child is adorable. Is that a full sentence?
                                                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 9323
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                                                            Madonna's child is a VERY unhappy little jungle bunny who has been taken away from his family to live in a house he hates in a country he hates and made to eat food he hates with white people whom he hates. The sooner Madonna realizes it and tosses him down a well, the better.
                                                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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