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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

    I was shocked when I learned that Hell-bound harlot, Madonna, is going to adopt a child. Certainly, this child would be better off in the Lord's caring arms, than in a cooter clasping dual-cone clad sexual deviate's!

    Learn more: http://www.itv.com/news/entertainmen...1d534dbbf.html
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

    I was under the impression that sodomites were legally barred from adopting babies.....Oh wait, she adopted an africanoid nigra pup. Well I couldn't care less about that. As long as she leaves it in the cesspool she found it in. One of those recently caused an ecoli outbreak in some spinach I understand. Filthy little things.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • bridging-the-gap
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Oct 2006
      • 90

      #3
      Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

      it is only an innocent child
      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I was under the impression that sodomites were legally barred from adopting babies.....Oh wait, she adopted an africanoid nigra pup. Well I couldn't care less about that. As long as she leaves it in the cesspool she found it in. One of those recently caused an ecoli outbreak in some spinach I understand. Filthy little things.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

        Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
        it is only an innocent child
        There are no such things as innocent children. Until you have accepted Jesus into your heart, you are guilty of Original Sin. If the baby is an Africky, then it is also guilty of intent to rape Noah. Admittedly, most tarbaby babies haven't actually personally raped Noah themselves, but that is through a lack of opportunity, not through lack of willing. Understand?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #5
          Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

          It's all so confusing and Satanic, but I think a bit of worldly perspective will help to piece together the prurience. What we have to realize is that Madonna is an 80s pop star who failed to fade away with the turning of the old millennium … Much like the Living Dead, she walks among us, beside herself with a desperate need to breath again the crystalline purity of global adulation, which leads her to look everywhere for cues on how to make the masses worshipful. And God save us. She noticed Bono. AIDS. Africa. Negroes. Sustained popularity. Madonna did what needed to be done, and you know, I'm feeling pretty good about her, in a way I just haven't felt since she was humping sturgeons on MTV, you know?
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          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • May 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

            Perhaps this Maradonna and the Africoon child could have a Pastor call by and give them a Ministering?

            I was under the impression she used to be a Cattylicker, but since that episode where she handled the ball and was called "The hand of God" I'm not sure what she's meant to be.
            I'm sure Brother Larry is quite correct about her being one of the walking dead.

            Hadn't she used to be a man?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              which leads her to look everywhere for cues on how to make the masses worshipful. And God save us. She noticed Bono. AIDS. Africa. Negroes.
              Bono, Madonna and Angelina Jolie...the darkie holy trinity. Why don't they get together and send a boat load of work boots over to those disgusting nigs? Cuddling a few tarbaby's against your silicone breasts may look good for the camera but it's not going to change much. Once it reaches adolescence, it will be just another crack addicted gang member for us to deal with.

              The only thing negro's understand is a firm boot heel on the back of their neck and dictated instruction. Evacuating them from New Orleans after hurricane Katrina was a mistake. Providing them with snorkeling gear and a good mop would have been a wiser option.

              Dean

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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #8
                Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                It's all so confusing and Satanic, but I think a bit of worldly perspective will help to piece together the prurience. What we have to realize is that Madonna is an 80s pop star who failed to fade away with the turning of the old millennium … Much like the Living Dead, she walks among us, beside herself with a desperate need to breath again the crystalline purity of global adulation, which leads her to look everywhere for cues on how to make the masses worshipful. And God save us. She noticed Bono. AIDS. Africa. Negroes. Sustained popularity. Madonna did what needed to be done, and you know, I'm feeling pretty good about her, in a way I just haven't felt since she was humping sturgeons on MTV, you know?
                My concern is for the child. And our Lord Jesus Christ is saying loud and clear that all good Christians need to stop this baby purchase!

                What does the future hold for poor little David Banda (the child)?
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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                  I'm feeling pretty good about her, in a way I just haven't felt since she was humping sturgeons on MTV, you know?
                  Can this be true? Is this harlot really so depraved that she's prepared to have full intercourse with fish on live television? Is nothing sacred?

                  Still, at least they have fins and scales, I suppose.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: MADONNA! No Child Deserves HER!

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Can this be true? Is this harlot really so depraved that she's prepared to have full intercourse with fish on live television? Is nothing sacred?

                    Still, at least they have fins and scales, I suppose.
                    Wait a minute....this Madonna harlot is a jewess if memory serves. Having sex with a carp? This rings a BELL. I wonder if there isn't a connection. If I were a jew fish, I'd shout out warnings from God too, I suppose....
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Ixi
                      Wretched Unsaved Goth
                      Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 844

                      #11
                      Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                      Children are innocent, they are young and don't know right from wrong yet. And who screwed up my sig?
                      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        Children are innocent, they are young and don't know right from wrong yet. And who screwed up my sig?

                        What is wrong with your sig sinner? It looks like you are just being honest.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          Children are innocent, they are young and don't know right from wrong yet. And who screwed up my sig?
                          Icki, get your sister to pose for an avatar so we can try to drup up some more interest in her from the Arabs.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844

                            #14
                            Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                            And speaking of which, I know what your up too! Whats with all of these girls being kidnapped from my neighborhood all of the sudden? Are you behind this?!?
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: MADONNA! No Chld Deserves HER!

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              And speaking of which, I know what your up too! Whats with all of these girls being kidnapped from my neighborhood all of the sudden? Are you behind this?!?
                              Nonsense, they are not being kidnapped. They are merely being rescued from spiritually abusive relationships.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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