[Brother Temperance]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Why do you tolerate being hit? Even if husbands had the right to hit their wives (which they don't), he's not even your husband. He's just your boyfriend.

First of all, Pastor Ezekiel is not "just [Thumper's] boyfriend", he is her fiancee. Get your facts straight, you despicable liar.
Second, what of it? I'm not your boyfriend (praise Jesus), but I'm sure we can all agree I have the right to beat you to within an inch of your worthless life.

yep, sissies all the way. You always attack other countries for being perverts and sexist but the ugly fact is that the United States is still the largest producer of gay porn (and casual porn too). So who's the perverted country now hé??

Belgium.

[snottyduck]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Are you calling True Christian™ Men SISSIES!? YOU, a queer foreigner who dresses up like French soldiers from ww1 for their sexual kicks?

There is nothing more Manly than a Godly Husband or Father following the commandments of the KJV1611 Bible to the letter. Nothing.

yep, sissies all the way. You always attack other countries for being perverts and sexist but the ugly fact is that the United States is still the largest producer of gay porn (and casual porn too). So who's the perverted country now hé??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

And this kind of behavior is just a showing of lack of power. Hitting a women is quite a sissy behavior too I must say.

Are you calling True Christian™ Men SISSIES!? YOU, a queer foreigner who dresses up like French soldiers from ww1 for their sexual kicks?

There is nothing more Manly than a Godly Husband or Father following the commandments of the KJV1611 Bible to the letter. Nothing.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

See, Sister SUV? THIS is why you should not offer to marry Unsaved Trash like Mr. Duck.

He would neglect his husbandly duties, and would refuse to offer you correction when you sorely needed it! He would allow your immortal soul to spend eternity in Hell!!

Ohhh my GOOOOOOOOOOD Brother Rodimer, you are right. We need to get her marriage annulled IMMEDIATELY!

PASTORS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

And this kind of behavior is just a showing of lack of power. Hitting a women is quite a sissy behavior too I must say.

See, Sister SUV? THIS is why you should not offer to marry Unsaved Trash like Mr. Duck.

He would neglect his husbandly duties, and would refuse to offer you correction when you sorely needed it! He would allow your immortal soul to spend eternity in Hell!!

[snottyduck]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Why do you tolerate being hit? Even if husbands had the right to hit their wives (which they don't), he's not even your husband. He's just your boyfriend.

And this kind of behavior is just a showing of lack of power. Hitting a women is quite a sissy behavior too I must say.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

I wish I didn't click on this thread. I just saw that awful contraption and fainted, hitting my precious little noggin on my desk. Now I have 2 black eyes. One for talking out of turn yesterday in Church (thank you for correcting me again Zeke) and now another today from fainting.

Perhaps you should issue a warning.

Why do you tolerate being hit? Even if husbands had the right to hit their wives (which they don't), he's not even your husband. He's just your boyfriend.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

I wish I didn't click on this thread. I just saw that awful contraption and fainted, hitting my precious little noggin on my desk. Now I have 2 black eyes. One for talking out of turn yesterday in Church (thank you for correcting me again Zeke) and now another today from fainting.

Perhaps you should issue a warning.

Good point. Any uppity women reading this:

DO NOT TALK OUT OF TURN IN CHURCH. IN FACT, BEST NOT TO TALK AT ALL.

There. You have now been officially warned.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

I wish I didn't click on this thread. I just saw that awful contraption and fainted, hitting my precious little noggin on my desk. Now I have 2 black eyes. One for talking out of turn yesterday in Church (thank you for correcting me again Zeke) and now another today from fainting.

Perhaps you should issue a warning.

[Wide-Open]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Technically, that boy qualifies as an iimo.

[Nobar King]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Little kids who write poetry? Sensitive? Sounds like an emo gamer to me. Probably planned to kill himself, anyway. Maybe the parents just made up the story so they could sue Nintendo?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

THIS JUST IN!

Just in case any of you thought that the Wii threat had abated, the following story should put the fear of God into any parent.

Schoolboy hangs himself after row over Nintendo Wii

A schoolboy hanged himself with his school tie just hours after his Nintendo Wii was confiscated during a "minor argument" with his parents.
Jake Roberts, 13, stormed upstairs and fastened the tie around his neck and then to his bed. He was found by his father a short while later.

His mother, Andrea, said they had given Jake some money for his birthday with which he had bought a new Wii game.

But when he got home with it his sister was watching television and he could not play it. She said he "had a temper tantrum and stormed off upstairs".

Soon after, his father, John, went up to see him. He said: "The first thing I saw when I walked in to Jake's bedroom was all the paper he had ripped up on the floor during his tantrum. It was the "satanic bible."

"The door was open with his bed to my left behind the door. I was going to tell him off when I turned. It took me a few seconds to register what I was seeing.

"His school tie was round his neck and he was hung from his cabin bed. I tried to lift him and his tie was attached to a bar on the bed."

Jake, who died in February, was described as a "sensitive boy with a fantastic imagination" who enjoyed writing stories and poems, one of which had been published.

Praise Jesus! Another queer gamerboy roasting in hellfire!! GLORY!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

wii could be used for good
for instance, making a game about how jesus saved the world

And yet they haven't. The japs just keep producing vile queer-recruiting games that turn children away from Jesus. They are a nation of sneaky little people who know nothing about God and even less about morality.

Just take a look at Hitoshi for example.

[Higher Love]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

wii could be used for good
for instance, making a game about how jesus saved the world

[Magikarp]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Well, Japan has virtually no censorship, so I'm not surprised they came up with a game like this. I doubt Nintendo would sell this sort of game in America.