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  • sperare
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    Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

    ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!!!! CALL OF DOODY!??~!?!?!? ROFL YOU GOT A SICK MIND DUDE IT'S 'CALL OF DUTY' ITS AN ARMY BASED GAME SET IN WWII. ROFL

    what do you got against these Wii's ?????

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
    I wrote haram, not harem. Ok, im a fallen muslim bud not a sinner.
    How is a fallen Muslim (who thinks they're a Joo) not a sinner? Speak sense, boy.

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  • Jewsef
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You'll never get a full harem from playing with Jap wiisticks. Better repent today, O Jewboy.
    I wrote haram, not harem. Ok, im a fallen muslim bud not a sinner. Haram is not allowed.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
    He then asked me if I wanted to play "Call of Doody" which I can only imagine means that he was going to masturbate his anus until he no longer had control of his sphincter, at which point he would release his bodily fluids.
    I don't think I can ever look at a Wii again without remembering your excellent warning, Sir Wash.

    Jesus "Wiips"

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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    I don't know if any of you have ever seen one of these "Wii" things before but it is truly a disgusting apparatus. While Christmas shopping this year I was almost conned into playing one, but luckily made it out in the nick of time. The fact that they would sell such an awful sex toy to children is appalling.



    If that doesn't look like a dildo and a giant plastic vaginal orifice, I don't know what does. The boy at the store asked me if I wanted to touch his Wii and began to bring the dildo-like thing toward me. It was fairly obvious at this point that he was planning on sticking one of these machines up my rectum and the other up his rectum while having sex with the motorized vagina. He then asked me if I wanted to play "Call of Doody" which I can only imagine means that he was going to masturbate his anus until he no longer had control of his sphincter, at which point he would release his bodily fluids.

    Additionally, in every commercial I see for this Wii product there are families playing this game together with two nerdy little Chinese guys watching them. I don't know what kind of weird, demented pornography they enjoy in Japan but the stuff we have here is bad enough. The Nintendo and the Wii ideology promotes incest, homosexuality, masturbation, and having sex with robots instead of humans (robosexuality). Anyone who buys a Wii for their child is a bad parent and hates God and anyone that wants a Wii is a sexual deviant and ought to be locked up for good. It is beyond shocking that a depraved product of this nature, in this day and age, is being marketed to children. THE ELEPHANT IS IN THE LIVING ROOM, PEOPLE!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Jewsef View Post
    O boy. Wie is the only love that i have. Is this really haramfull?
    You'll never get a full harem from playing with Jap wiisticks. Better repent today, O Jewboy.

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  • Jewsef
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    O boy. Wie is the only love that i have. Is this really haramfull?

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Billiards Koopa View Post
    Hey. One time, a friend of mine stole a cup of water from me.

    WATER IS EBIL! DON'T DRINK IT! GOD DOES NOT APROVE OF IT!
    At least our LORD knows approve is with two pees.

    1 Corinthians 11:19

    For there must be also heresies among you, that they which are approved may be made manifest among you.

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  • Billiards Koopa
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    Hey. One time, a friend of mine stole a cup of water from me.

    WATER IS EBIL! DON'T DRINK IT! GOD DOES NOT APROVE OF IT!

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  • mortis
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    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Subliminal messages coming out of the Wii of course!!

    Why is it called a Wee when It's spelt Why-eye?
    Why - Eye? where they from Newcastle?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Subliminal messages coming out of the Wii of course!!

    Why is it called a Wee when It's spelt Why-eye?
    Maybe it's subliminally designed to appeal to Geordies? Pet.

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  • JudasReborn
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    Wii is evil.
    All worship the holy PS3!
    *coughcough*shortsighted*cough*

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
    ....and this makes the wii evil how?
    Subliminal messages coming out of the Wii of course!!

    Why is it called a Wee when It's spelt Why-eye?

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    She's also a demon-worshipping Scientologist. Jesus hates Scientologists, especially ones who try and play the Jew.
    Scientologist indeed. Puts her own porn up the web. Born in Belgium. Dutch nationality. Scams people. Has a Wii. That's gonna be some serious burning tee hee! unfortunately.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Found this article: http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquir...ch-dumb-blonde

    Jesus prevented these pom boy racers from turning into even bigger gaylords!
    She's also a demon-worshipping Scientologist. Jesus hates Scientologists, especially ones who try and play the Jew.
    Last edited by Wide-Open; 04-30-2008, 03:22 PM.

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