[Wide-Open]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Right.

To all these people saying "you are making up things" and "it's only fan art": read this.

So you really think it is safe for children to own a Wii?

You really want them to play Super Pii Pii Brothers?

As any good geek should know by now Japan has some of the wackiest and most unusual products anywhere. So when we were visiting Tokyo recently and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers we were only a little surprised. After all with games like WarioWare and Raving Rabbids the Wii is no stranger to crazy gameplay mechanics... but it was quite unusual to see the "strap-on" style accessory and peeing action that Pii Pii Brothers provides.

Holy Moses! So after Super Mario turning our boys into limp whristed fudgepackers, they now released a game to luring our daughters into elbow deep fisting Lezbeanism! A strap-on controller? Learning girls how to pee like a boy?

Can you imagine a room full of schoolgirls sodomizing each other with this controller?

Incredible.

Friends, we have said it many times, and we will say it again: the Wii leads to gangbangs, licking action that would make a retard licking a bus window blush, and golden showers.

Keep your kids safe friends.


Isaiah 36:12
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

[CattivoF0x]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

I think you're jealous you don't have a "wii"

Nintendo>you.

Agreed.
They're jealous that the Wii gets more girls handling them.

[AznSeal]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

I think you're jealous you don't have a "wii"

Nintendo>you.

[ThatOneGuy]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Subliminal messages coming out of the Wii of course!!

Why is it called a Wee when It's spelt Why-eye?

You are clearly ignorant on why Nintendo chose the name Wii. Do your research on some gaming websites on the history of the name and then come back here.

[Jewsef]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

XDXDXD

This is too funny.....and also quite the conspiracys...

You now what's funny, shaking satans hands and then remembering what your where shaking before, the wii-stick. And then it's to late my frind.

[KoreyR]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

XDXDXD

This is too funny.....and also quite the conspiracys...

[Jewsef]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

How is a fallen Muslim (who thinks they're a Joo) not a sinner? Speak sense, boy.

My sense is ok, thank you for asking.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Ok, brb, I'm gonna stick my Wii remote up my a**e. Enjoy the show!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Because it says so in the Bible, I'll betcha. Same as all the other sh*t on here.

You better watch yourself here fag boy. We've got an eye on you.

[ISuckTheWiiUp]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Because it says so in the Bible, I'll betcha. Same as all the other sh*t on here.

[sperare]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

I fear "thinking" might be an excessively strong word to use in your case.

lol, anyway, The Wii is fine.
Why do you all hate the Wii?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Lol I was thinking the same thing.

I fear "thinking" might be an excessively strong word to use in your case.

[sperare]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

Shame God doesn't hate people with flat penises. You'd be hellbound in a second if it'd really fit in that 'robotic vaginal orifice'

Unless it got flattened from you 'beating the homerness out of it'. Then I'm sure he'd love you long time.

Lol I was thinking the same thing.

[ILikeJesus]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

If that doesn't look like a dildo and a giant plastic vaginal orifice, I don't know what does.

Shame God doesn't hate people with flat penises. You'd be hellbound in a second if it'd really fit in that 'robotic vaginal orifice'

Unless it got flattened from you 'beating the homerness out of it'. Then I'm sure he'd love you long time.

[Talitha]

Re: More proof that the Wii is evil

All this talk of Wii-Wii's Doo-doo's and ww2-2's is making me feel quite ill.