[PeterIV8]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

Dear Friend,

It's easy for hate criminals such as you to brand Christians as "lunatics" just for defending the Gospels. But the Bible assures us that in the end, the faithful will win out against such persecution.

Yours in Him,
bab

Criminals in who's mind, Bob? I know from discussions with others on this forum, where I found out that God says you can judge people because you're spiritual.

But I got news for you, buddy.

YOU ARE NOT THE LAW.

And as much as you think you should be, you NEVER will be.

Therefore, allowing your child to masterbate doesn't make you a criminal. BUT, beating your child for something natural is ridiculous.

Good day

[Born Again Bob]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

But I got news for you, buddy.

YOU ARE NOT THE LAW.

And as much as you think you should be, you NEVER will be.

Dear Friend,

God is King of Heaven and Earth. And He has deputized us True Christians(tm): "Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven." Matthew 18:18.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Morons]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

Won't let me register with the name Morons sadly, but here I go. You people don't understand the basic needs of life and turn full to religion, like you think its actually going to save you. You believe that masturbating will get someone sent straight to hell for it, yet beating them to an inch of their life is perfectly fine.(You best be trollin')

I knew this site was filled with stupidity, not because you're Christians but because you're turning your religion into an elitist cult.

The bible was created a long time ago when people didn't know shit about shit. How many advances have been made in science since then? How many things have we learned from then?

Let your kid do what he wants. Don't tell him it's wrong, because it isn't at all. Just teach him about women and masturbating, beating him won't help him grow in anyway. If anything it would break him down.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

I knew this site was filled with stupidity, not because you're Christians but because you're turning your religion into an elitist cult.

Jesus ( John 3:18 ) did that quite effectively for us, dimwit.

The bible was created a long time ago when people didn't know shit about shit. How many advances have been made in science since then? How many things have we learned from then?

And yet divorce is at a record high, as is child sexual abuse, corruption, sexually transmitted disease, theft, bastard births, poverty, and murder. Wow, we've come a long way, baby.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: I caught my son masturbating.

He should be immediately reprimanded for that! Touching any tallywacker, even his own, is a gateway to sodomy. I recommend several hours of scripture each night, and a special chastity belt for boys. Nip this disgusting, sinful habit in the bud.

By the way, I changed the title of this thread to be less shocking to some of our older congregation.

I want to wear a chastity belt, because of lustful thought temptations, but I don't have enough money for that
Wha should I do ??
I don't want to go to Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I caught my son masturbating.

I want to wear a chastity belt, because of lustful thought temptations, but I don't have enough money for that
Wha should I do ??
I don't want to go to Hell.

Follow the Holy Word of God, my gypsy friend. I'm sure you've still got a rusty kitchen stiletto from your days as a filthy dago cutthroat thief laying around, right? Or a broken wine bottle at least?

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: I caught my son masturbating.

Follow the Holy Word of God, my gypsy friend. I'm sure you've still got a rusty kitchen stiletto from your days as a filthy dago cutthroat thief laying around, right? Or a broken wine bottle at least?

I don't understand. What do you mean ?

[FallenAngel15]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

He means for you to cut off your..... to castrate yourself.

YIC

[The Bright Beast]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

Oh.

Your.

God.


mormon, only a person who's had a psychotic break with reality and common sense would think in such a way, here's why:

1) It his hand, and his body, there is no consent, and no possibility of consent. So, all masturbation (by your twisted logic) is rape.

Yes. All masturbation is rape. Because your son is male, it therefore counts as sodomy - and what does the bible say about sodomy?

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination.

2) again, his hand, his body, you can't stop him. except by permanently restraining his arms or just cutting his hands off. But you can't do that because it's cruel and unusual punishment, assault, battery, and probably torture. You'll be put away, not him.


you need mental help, you lunatic

It is better to go to jail on earth than to be cast into hell for refusing to obey the LORD

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[Fleabitten Wolf]

Re: I caught my son unnaturally abusing himself

Yes. All masturbation is rape. Because your son is male, it therefore counts as sodomy - and what does the bible say about sodomy?

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination.



It is better to go to jail on earth than to be cast into hell for refusing to obey the LORD

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Nicely said brother.

The ones that attempt to abuse themselves will fully appreciate God's wrath. It is nothing to mess with. I would recommend plenty of beating and perhaps even make him skip dinner as He did for our sins.

Praise Jesus.