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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #61
    Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Imagine a 46 year old man wasting his time pushing queer video games on unsuspecting kids.....I'll bet you're a sodomite yourself, right?
    Imagine a 46 year old man wasting his time trolling a Godly Christian forum!

    Mr. Bloodbath, the good Pastor is right. You should leave the childish God mocking to the children. At your advanced age, don't you think it's time you start looking at your soul and your chances in the afterlife? It's never too late for Salvation. You don't know how many days you have left on this earth...nobody does. Wouldn't you rather be safe than sorry?

    Please say yes to Jesus! It would be the most important positive response you've ever given anyone in your life!
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    in 2016

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #62
      Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

      Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
      I do believe in freedom of choice and thought.
      Except for us, right? Typical LIEberal. You believe in "freedom of choice and thought" until people exercise that freedom in a direction you don't like, then you start persecuting them.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #63
        Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

        Originally posted by Brother V View Post
        If his site was good, he wouldn't need to come here and advertise.
        Godly point. You don't get us trolling round other forums trying to advertise our site, now do you?
        Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
        You are all welcome at my site to try and get the real truth about video games and the people who play them.
        Friend, if you want to tell us "the real truth about video games", you are perfectly welcome to do so here, where we can delete or edit anything you say.
        Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
        Oh, and of course because we are Christians we already know what the truth is. We don't have to check! We already know that Hillary Clinton hates God, that the Earth is 6000 years old, and that the righteous dead shall rise on a day of silvery thunder and join Jesus in Heaven. We know these things, so don't try to confuse us with facts, please.

        ~~ OEJ
        You forgot to mention that Hillary Clinton also hates America.
        Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
        I'm sorry, but you don't have the truth. Burning games and books reminds me of past exploits of the Nazis.
        Exploits of the Nazis? They were Catholics, not hackers!

        Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
        I am 46.
        Friend, I know this has been said before, but isn't it time you got a job?
        I chose that name for shock value, if you wish I will edit my profile.
        Why are you so keen to shock? Are you some kind of a backwards cider-swilling punk on a ceaseless mission to irritate Jesus and all decent people everywhere?
        I do believe in freedom of choice and thought.
        Freedom of choice? What does a woman's so-called "right" to pay a sinful baby-killing Jew doctor to jam a coathanger up her unmentionables have to do with any of this?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • BIRDBRAIN2008
          Unsaved TrashMario Pusher
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 31

          #64
          Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

          First exercise your rights any way you want I will not stand in your way.

          Second I don't need you site to advertise mine.

          Third why would I post the truth here where you can delete and manipulate my opinions.

          Fourth who is a hacker?

          Fifth I have a job. I am a Texas teacher

          Sixth shock seems to get peoples attention

          Seventh my thoughts of freedom of choice have nothing to do with the way you look at it.
          Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #65
            Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

            Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
            Third why would I post the truth here where you can delete and manipulate my opinions.
            Friend,
            We only delete and edit out anti-triclavianist lies about our Church, pornography, spam and filibustering. Your' false truth about videogames does not sound like one of these. However do not expect your' erroneous arguements not be demolished by Landover's team of expert master debaters.

            Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
            Fifth I have a job. I am a Texas teacher
            Dare we ask, are you a public school teacher?

            Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
            Seventh my thoughts of freedom of choice have nothing to do with the way you look at it.
            We are only looking at freedom the way Jesus wants us too friend.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #66
              Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

              Ladies -

              I apologize for not being able to attend the video game burning in Freehold. As I noted in another thread, the hippies required me to attend a depraved Garth Fagan Dance show, which turned out to be nothing but vile pornography in disguise! They were trying to convert both me and their 9-year-old Christian boy to The Icky Side in one fell swoop, but I decked a mustachioed usherette and we escaped with our chastity intact.

              I trust the eight copies of Super Mario Gay-Laxatives and the two copies of Mass Effect reached you in time to be properly incinerated?

              Was the event a success, Sister M&Ms?
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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #67
                Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                Ladies -

                I apologize for not being able to attend the video game burning in Freehold ...
                Mr Godwin and the little boys and I had the pleasure of attending, had a fine weekend in the company of True Christians™, and have returned safely to our Nob Hill home here in 'progressive' San Fransarcasm (noddy not too scared on the plane, except on the return flight when the pilot banked rather too steeply to the left just past Dallas)

                It's really too bad you couldn't make it to the burning, Sister Jenny, we missed you!
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #68
                  Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  Was the event a success, Sister M&Ms?
                  So much so that we're going to make it an annual event! What better than a roaring fire in the middle of January in Iowa? Almost the whole town turned out, and one enterprising little scamp even made an effigy of Super Marco to throw on the glorious inferno!
                  We did miss you there though, and everyone joined in prayer for Jesus to keep you safe while you were away. And sure enough He did! Proof positive that PRAYER WORKS! PRAISE!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #69
                    Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                    I'm so glad it was a success! May the flames reach even higher next year!
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                    • Mr Godwin
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                      • Dec 2007
                      • 123

                      #70
                      Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                      Yes indeed, it was an awesome experience. Reminded me somewhat of the grand midwinter bonfires after football games we once enjoyed in years gone by at my alma mater. Those were the days. Of course unlike the bonfires at college, the Freehold burning was a True Christian™ event. We were definitely impressed. Our family now plans to make attendance an annual event. However, just one thing. Next year Noddy will be packing gas masks with our gear to avoid breathing the plastics fumes. Plastics are toxins, you know. Just wondering if we should be made aware of that. Just my thoughts. All in all, I am definitely impressed. Carry on.
                      Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                      • Aaro(is christian)
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 5

                        #71
                        Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                        Wow.. just wow.
                        You make me sick. Video games do NOTHING to affect your children. YOU people are slowly enclosing your childrens minds. I am a Christian. Hence my name, it needed to be 6 letters, but that isn't the point.
                        Humor me for a moment while I prove my point.
                        Go to this video and watch it.



                        Each of these games are awesome, I play them, and enjoy them. Does that make me unsaved? No. Does it make me a sinner? Yes. Does it make me a pervert? Most certainly.

                        Point is, everyone lives with sin. Now you must accept that you cannot judge people, and only he can. It is not your choice for this, and it never will be. You WILL NEVER change an entire nation(which I am a VERY patriotic American), from being diverse. so I'm gonna go eat, watch a unchristian word deleted, and when I have a unchristian word deleted.. go pick up a unchristian word deleted that unchristian word deleted likely one of your children. They became a unchristian word deleted to spite you, so think unchristian word deleted that when unchristian word deleted am unchristian word deleted in her unchristian word deleted.
                        EVEN COMPUTER TEXT IS NAUGHTY

                        Unchristian collection of lines deleted!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #72
                          Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                          Originally posted by Mr Godwin View Post
                          Next year Noddy will be packing gas masks with our gear to avoid breathing the plastics fumes. Plastics are toxins, you know.
                          Toxins are just a secular myth made up by hippies who hate Jesus and capitalism. Now, if you were worried that the gaymes might have the AIDS demons in them, and they might escape, that would be a bit more reasonable.
                          Originally posted by Aaro(is christian) View Post
                          Wow.. just wow.
                          You make me sick. Video games do NOTHING to affect your children. YOU people are slowly enclosing your childrens minds. I am a Christian. Hence my name, it needed to be 6 letters, but that isn't the point.
                          Um, what?
                          Humor me for a moment while I prove my point.
                          Go to this video and watch it.



                          Each of these games are awesome, I play them, and enjoy them. Does that make me unsaved? No. Does it make me a sinner? Yes. Does it make me a pervert? Most certainly.
                          Perverts are sinners, you sick freak!
                          Point is, everyone lives with sin.
                          Not those who have turned their lives over to Christ!
                          1 John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
                          1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
                          Now you must accept that you cannot judge people, and only he can. It is not your choice for this, and it never will be. You WILL NEVER change an entire nation(which I am a VERY patriotic American), from being diverse.
                          We won't, JESUS will. Praise!
                          so I'm gonna go eat, watch a porn, and when I have a woody.. go pick up a hooker that is likely one of your children. They became a hooker to spite you, so think about that when I am busting in her ass.
                          Have fun going to Hell. Have you ever considered doing the moral thing and getting married? It's a lot cheaper, and Jesus is less likely to smite you with the clap.
                          EVEN COMPUTER TEXT IS NAUGHTY
                          On that we can agree, my perverted hellbound friend.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Aaro(is christian)
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 5

                            #73
                            Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                            Listen, my point is, people are sinners. If you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic, then your are blinded by all of this. this is the last post I will ever make, but please listen. Being a Homosexual does not mean that you will burn in hell. It is a sin, yes. But what did Jesus do? HE burned for us. Our sins are washed away, so nyaya.
                            By the way.. THIS is a SIN I will agree.
                            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-30-2008, 10:33 PM. Reason: queer pornographic link deleted

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #74
                              Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                              Originally posted by Aaro(is christian) View Post
                              Listen, my point is, people are sinners. If you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic, then your are blinded by all of this.
                              Friend, the only thing I am blinded by is the light. The Light of the Lord. Hallelujah!
                              this is the last post I will ever make.
                              Why are you leaving so soon? Why do you fear the Truth?
                              Being a Homosexual does not mean that you will burn in hell.
                              Being an unrepentant one does.
                              It is a sin, yes. But what did Jesus do? HE burned for us.
                              He burned for us? Do you think he was nailed to a burning cross or something?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                Senior Pastor
                                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                On FIRE for Jesus
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5812

                                #75
                                Re: The Ladies of Landover announce our first ever video game bur

                                Originally posted by Aaro(is christian) View Post
                                Our sins are washed away, so nyaya.
                                Our sins are only forgiven if we REPENT from our sins. Repent means to stop doing it. If you continue in your sins, you are not forgiven, and it is proof that you are not saved.

                                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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