[I-Hate-Juice]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

For the love of God, you are a sick bunch!

Alphonse, you have a knack for quoting the Bible, but can you provide one single quote from the Moomin books where the Hemulen goes to Thailand to rape small boys? Or where Snorkmaiden goes down on the Moomintroll? Thought not. You've got some serious issues, man.

And Didymus; the obvious homoerotism in your avatar picture, is it intentionally a provocation?

First of all Didymus is a piece of unsaved trash and his homerism isn´t to be associated with the christian heteros at this forum. Alphonse Alban on the other hand is one of the finest and most intellectual True Christians I have ever witnessed.

And secondly, has your father told about his trips to Thailand to rape small boys and about the times when he sexually used you as a child? Didn´t think so

Some things are meant to be kept secret, but for those who can see the forest from the trees, it´s pretty obvious that Hemulen rapes boys in Thailand, Snorkmaiden has filthy intercourse with moomin and that you were sexually abused as a child...otherwise you wouldn´t be so mental

I pray for you, you poor lost soul

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

YiC
Paavali

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

...And Didymus; the obvious homoerotism in your avatar picture, is it intentionally a provocation?

As I've been using that pic for eight months now, and you are the only one to see "obvious homoeroticism" there, you tell me?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Hemulen goes to Thailand to rape small boys? Or where Snorkmaiden goes down on the Moomintroll

obvious homoerotism in your avatar picture

You have one sick imagination, but please, keep your filthy fantasies about Thai boys and sodomy to yourself






There are women and minors here too.

[GetYourActTogether]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

For the love of God, you are a sick bunch!

Alphonse, you have a knack for quoting the Bible, but can you provide one single quote from the Moomin books where the Hemulen goes to Thailand to rape small boys? Or where Snorkmaiden goes down on the Moomintroll? Thought not. You've got some serious issues, man.

And Didymus; the obvious homoerotism in your avatar picture, is it intentionally a provocation?

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

I'm Swedish and I can tell you that the handicraft teachers in my primary school made me knit a moomintroll when I was about 10 years old. Oh the horror!

Yes, in this case perhaps idle hands would have been the more Godly option.

[Matilda]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

I'm Swedish and I can tell you that the handicraft teachers in my primary school made me knit a moomintroll when I was about 10 years old. Oh the horror!

[Marbels]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Yeah! Your point being what! ?

I do think the Moomins are darn cute though.... Hippos are Gods creatures too!

God bless!

[Talitha]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Your point being what?

The Landover Baptist Church is a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. The Church Campus is located on a 35 acre campus in Freehold, Iowa. The church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.

[Ednamor (On Moderation)]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[MisterM]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Dear brothers and sisters
Thank you for helping me understand the word of God. I am trying to share my knowledge to as many as possible. If somebody tries to defend homosexuality, I just remind them about the place in the Third Book of Moses (3 Mos. 18:22) where you can plainly read “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” That usually settle the discussion.But I have to admit that I need some advice about following the Word of God in some other matters.

So you just needed to copy this about 20 years old text to our forums? Only funny thing here is that it only shows how little heathens know about bible.

1 Every time i burn an ox as sacrifice, I know it gives a scent that appeases the Lord (3 Mos 1:9). The trouble is – the neighbours are complaining!

Are you joo? Christians do not sacrifice animals. Read the new testament, after Jesus, God has no interest in animal sacrifices.

Hebrews 9:11-12 - But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building;

Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.

Hebrews 10:10-14 - By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all. And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices, which can never take away sins: But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God; From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool . For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified .

2 I wish to sell one of my daughters as a slave (2 Mos. 21:7). With the prices of today, what could be a reasonable price for her?

This is irrelevant question because even it is our biblical right to sell our daughters, we must follow the civil law here (Romans 13:1-7). Otherwise few hundred bucks should be ok.

3 In 3 Mos. 24:44 it plainly says that I can own both male and female slaves as long as they are bought from another neighbouring country. A friend of mine says that this only applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. I need help here. Can I also own Canadian slaves?

Again, irrelevant question, see answer 2. If there would be Canadian slaves and civil law would accept them, there wouldn't be any reason why True Christian couldn't have them as slaves.

4. Another neighbour is working on Saturdays. According to 2 Mos 35:2 he should be slain for that. Am I morally responsible for doing this myself?

Leviticus 23:3 - Six days shall work be done: but the seventh day is the sabbath of rest, an holy convocation; ye shall do no work therein: it is the sabbath of the Lord in all your dwellings.

Normally people work from Monday to Saturday, so Sunday is the day of rest.

5. One of my friend says that even if it’s a blasphemy to eat shell-fish (3 Mos. 11:10), homosexuality is even worse! I don’t agree with him. Who of us is right?

Homosexuality can be cured if you just believe in God. So we should first try to save those poor perverted souls. And shellfish is discussed here

6. In 3 Mos 21:20 it says that I’m not allowed to approach the Altar of God if I can’t see well. I must admit that I’m a bit near-sighted and uses glasses. Do I need 20-20-vision or can I accept a little bit of liberal thoughts here?

God provided us the knowledge to build glasses. If you can see ok with them, then it is ok.

7. Most of the people I know are going to the barber. They cut the hair on the sides and mar the tufts of their beard. This is bad according to 3. Mos 19:27. How shall they be punished?

Again...are you joo? Read the Scriptures or use search. We are Christians

8 My mother is breaking against 3 Mos. 19:19, because she’s planting different crops on the same soil. Apart from that, she also wear clothes made of more than one material of cloth. What to do?

9. We often hang out with a family who swear and curse a lot. Is it really necessary to gather the entire village just to stone them (3 Mos. 24:10-16)? Couldn’t we just burn them to death as we are supposed to do with people having sex with their own relatives? (3 Mos. 20:14)?

Try to use the search, all of these are answered here.

I know you have had deep thoughts about these types of questions, so I’m convinced that you can help me.

I'm not sure if we can. You seem to be joo or catlic. You even refer to some heathen version of bible

Thank you for always reminding us of that The Word of God is eternal and unchangeable.

It is not. God has changed his earlier expectations many times. Read the bible.

YiC,
Brother Miikkael

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Dear brothers and sisters... snipped...

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[Naglfar]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Dear brothers and sisters
Thank you for helping me understand the word of God. I am trying to share my knowledge to as many as possible. If somebody tries to defend homosexuality, I just remind them about the place in the Third Book of Moses (3 Mos. 18:22) where you can plainly read “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” That usually settle the discussion.

But I have to admit that I need some advice about following the Word of God in some other matters.

1 Every time i burn an ox as sacrifice, I know it gives a scent that appeases the Lord (3 Mos 1:9). The trouble is – the neighbours are complaining!

2 I wish to sell one of my daughters as a slave (2 Mos. 21:7). With the prices of today, what could be a reasonable price for her?

3 In 3 Mos. 24:44 it plainly says that I can own both male and female slaves as long as they are bought from another neighbouring country. A friend of mine says that this only applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. I need help here. Can I also own Canadian slaves?

4. Another neighbour is working on Saturdays. According to 2 Mos 35:2 he should be slain for that. Am I morally responsible for doing this myself?

5. One of my friend says that even if it’s a blasphemy to eat shell-fish (3 Mos. 11:10), homosexuality is even worse! I don’t agree with him. Who of us is right?

6. In 3 Mos 21:20 it says that I’m not allowed to approach the Altar of God if I can’t see well. I must admit that I’m a bit near-sighted and uses glasses. Do I need 20-20-vision or can I accept a little bit of liberal thoughts here?

7. Most of the people I know are going to the barber. They cut the hair on the sides and mar the tufts of their beard. This is bad according to 3. Mos 19:27. How shall they be punished?

8 My mother is breaking against 3 Mos. 19:19, because she’s planting different crops on the same soil. Apart from that, she also wear clothes made of more than one material of cloth. What to do?

9. We often hang out with a family who swear and curse a lot. Is it really necessary to gather the entire village just to stone them (3 Mos. 24:10-16)? Couldn’t we just burn them to death as we are supposed to do with people having sex with their own relatives? (3 Mos. 20:14)?

I know you have had deep thoughts about these types of questions, so I’m convinced that you can help me.
Thank you for always reminding us of that The Word of God is eternal and unchangeable.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

The belief of women shall not teach or rule over a man is just plain stupid. Sure, a woman is usually not as physically strong as a man, but they are surely as smart as us men and, they can be more clever, more fair - but actually sometimes also even more cruel. This means that a woman is as qualified as anybody else to teach or rule.

Jesus does not agree with your erroneous beliefs.

1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

And yes, I've read the Bible, but found it strange that anybody could see the good in that God would punish Egypt and punish him and kill somebodys sons and so on. Is that really a book - and a God - to worship?

The ways of the Lord are mysterious indeed but that does not mean that we shouldn't trust His judgment.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

In order to avoid an eternity of burning in hell, we must follow His every command no matter how "evil" it might seem.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[Naglfar]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.

Jesus and Paul call people who disagree with them a lot of different names.

"DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
"SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
"VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
"HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
"CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
"PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
"REPROBATE" 2Cor 13:5-7 "...except ye be reprobates" (see also Rom 1:28, 2Tim. 3:8, Tit. 1:16)
"HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
"FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
"WICKED AND ADULTEROUS" Mat. 16:4 "A wicked and adulterous generation" (see also Mat. 12:45, 13:49, 18:32, 21:41, 25:26, Luke 19:22, 1Cor. 5:13, 2Thes. 3:2, 2Pet. 2:7, 3:17)
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.
"STIFFNECKED AND UNCIRCUMCISED" Acts7:53 "...stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart"
"LIARS, EVIL BEASTS, SLOW BELLIES" Titus 1:12 (see also 2Peter 2:12, Jude 10)
"ADULTERERS AND ADULTERESSES" Hebrews 13:4 "...whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" James 4:4 "Ye adulterers and adulteresses..." (see also Rom 7:3, Mat. 12:39, 16:4, Mark 8:38)
"WHITED WALL" Acts 23:3 Paul to the high priest .




We don't hate anyone or anything. It's God who hates these things. We are merely quoting what is in the Bible.



This is what happens when you don't read the Bible. At least read the stickies in this area of the forum.

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Yes, you're right that Jesus is claimed to have said so. But that's what I mean - man have to evolve. A status quo religion founded 2000 years ago, basing its thoughts of a belief of that some of us are sinners and some of us by some mystical way (who haven't have foul thoughts of "your nexts" girlfriend or something else in the Bible sometime?) are not sinful, is just foolishness. I think that on the day of reckoning, you will be really surprised of who's entering through the Gates and who's not.

The belief of women shall not teach or rule over a man is just plain stupid. Sure, a woman is usually not as physically strong as a man, but they are surely as smart as us men and, they can be more clever, more fair - but actually sometimes also even more cruel. This means that a woman is as qualified as anybody else to teach or rule.

Anyway, fundamentalists wether they claim to be soldiers of Allah, soldiers of God or soldiers of Communism are all what I concider the biggest threat of the life we live in the free western world. Al Qaida is only one dangerous example. Just see what 911 have done to your country, nowadays your country is more closed, secured and protectionistic than ever. And everything you and I write here is probably saved in a huge database somewhere as a lot of security cameras, e-mails and so on. This is what happens when fundamentalists go to action.

And yes, I've read the Bible, but found it strange that anybody could see the good in that God would punish Egypt and punish him and kill somebodys sons and so on. Is that really a book - and a God - to worship? I don't like despots like Stalin, Hitler and Kadaffi who have made so much bad against people. So why, pray tell, should I make a difference with God who have done so much bad against people - according to The Bible?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

I really don't. Jesus in my world stands for compassion, love your next and being civilised.

Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.

Jesus and Paul call people who disagree with them a lot of different names.

"DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
"SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
"VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
"HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
"CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
"PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
"REPROBATE" 2Cor 13:5-7 "...except ye be reprobates" (see also Rom 1:28, 2Tim. 3:8, Tit. 1:16)
"HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
"FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
"WICKED AND ADULTEROUS" Mat. 16:4 "A wicked and adulterous generation" (see also Mat. 12:45, 13:49, 18:32, 21:41, 25:26, Luke 19:22, 1Cor. 5:13, 2Thes. 3:2, 2Pet. 2:7, 3:17)
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.
"STIFFNECKED AND UNCIRCUMCISED" Acts7:53 "...stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart"
"LIARS, EVIL BEASTS, SLOW BELLIES" Titus 1:12 (see also 2Peter 2:12, Jude 10)
"ADULTERERS AND ADULTERESSES" Hebrews 13:4 "...whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" James 4:4 "Ye adulterers and adulteresses..." (see also Rom 7:3, Mat. 12:39, 16:4, Mark 8:38)
"WHITED WALL" Acts 23:3 Paul to the high priest .

Your way of reading The Book is more based on hatred of your next. Why?

We don't hate anyone or anything. It's God who hates these things. We are merely quoting what is in the Bible.

Is that really Christianity? In that case, although baptised, I don't agree with the Bible.

This is what happens when you don't read the Bible. At least read the stickies in this area of the forum.