Success story about parenting

[lukasekman]

Here's a little success story about that Christian parenting works better than bleeding-heart liberal curling parenting:

My son and a friend where to a bath house. His friend asked: "why are you bruised on your butt?"
My honest son told the truth: "I misbehaved"
The friend replied: "Did your daddy hit you?"
My son: "Yes, of course"
He: "He is cruel, my daddy have never hit me"
My son: "Then he is not a real man. How about your mom, do she hit you?"
He: "Of course not, are you nuts"
My son: "Then she's not a real woman. I feel so sorry about you, your dad is not a real man, and your mom is not a real woman"

His curling parented friends had no words to respond. I'm so proud of my son for his honesty and knowledge about what it takes to be a real man or a real woman. Compare it to curling parented kids, who are told that they can lie and get a way with it.

Hebrews 12:6-8:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

[TouchingLittleBoys]

Re: Success story about parenting

I doubt you would like it if Someone came up to you and told you how your parents should "Parent" You. I guess that makes YOU a real man for leaving a bruise on your sons butt bro. Not everyone has to hit their children to get a message across.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Success story about parenting

What's wrong with bruises? I guess if I just sat on the couch all day and didn't do anything I wouldn't have any bruises, but I have bruises and most of them are not from corrections.

The same with the boys. Most of the bruises they carry are from roughhousing with their brothers or other True Christian(TM) kids. Sure they get walloped if they step out of line, sometimes even by other parents. But I'm sure they'll look back on their childhood with a lot more fondness than the liebral kids who spent their entire childhood in their room on the 'net.

[Rev. Q]

Re: Success story about parenting

Bruises are simply a temporary "mark of Cain" that we as GOD-fearing parents are permitted to place upon our children, a proclamation that the child has strayed from GOD and has been marked so that anyone who attempts to interfere with our GOD-approved punishment will invoke HIS wrath.

Case In Point: The socialists at CPS paid a visit to me recently regarding one of these bruises. I was threatened with punishment by the laws of man, yet as the social worker hurriedly left after I retorted with the LAWS of GOD, she found herself the victim of a most unfortunate accident at a nearby intersection and was sent to eternal hellfire. The person that struck her, not coincidentally but a sign that the LORD was at work, was driving a nearly indestructible SUV emblazoned with Christian talk radio bumper stickers and American flag decals, so surely this was GOD telling the commie pigs to stay out of HIS followers' business.