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  • Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

    Jesus doesn't want me to have goals!

    I Jesus!

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    Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

    For the most part, I agree Felicity. However, as a young woman you should make it your GOAL to find a good Christian man and start making some cute little soldiers for Christ's army . You should make it your GOAL to clean the house before midday, and you should make it your GOAL to dedicate yourself to serving your husband.

    Apart from of course reading the Bible and loving Christ, this is pretty much all you need to do in life. Every other "goal"; be it pursuing a career, going to university, having "fun" etc. are methods used by Satan to turn young fresh meat like yourself into feminazi's.
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    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • #3
      Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

      Felicity dear, it's fine to have dreams and goals!

      You can dream of the day you marry a True Christian(tm) man selected by your father!

      You can have the goal of bearing him 10 handsome, healthy sons, and keeping a beautiful, clean home!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

        I would not recommend dreaming about men, Felicity. As Rev. Rodimer explained, your father will tell you when you're to become married.

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        • #5
          Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

          I think this is generally an important lesson for all young people.

          JESUS is coming soon, and we should not let the things of this world distract us from constantly looking forward to the impending destruction of this planet, and our subsequent rapture into paradise.
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          - Proverbs 15:3

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          • #6
            Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

            I agree with Bob4God. There is nothing more important than making the Eschaton immanent, so that Jesus will return. One way we can do this is to encourage fundamentalist Israeli Jews to destroy Dome of the Rock. Another way is to help Iran obtain nuclear weapons. All of these are important goals for a True Christian(tm) Man to consider. But you shouldn't worry your pretty head about men's business.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #7
              Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              Jesus doesn't want me to have goals!

              Thinking and worrying is a waste of time.

              Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                is that girl left handed? I just noticed the pocket seems to be on the wrong side for her ..

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                • #9
                  Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  Everybody knows that snow is dirty.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                    Originally posted by appletree View Post
                    Everybody knows that snow is dirty.
                    Sorry to tell you, but everyone knows that snow is frozen water. So any "dirt" that snow may locally contain, are not part of snow. As said, it's just frozen water.

                    Live and learn.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      Sorry to tell you, but everyone knows that snow is frozen water. So any "dirt" that snow may locally contain, are not part of snow. As said, it's just frozen water.

                      Live and learn.
                      True. If a muffin falls to the ground it isn't dirty because the dirt isn't part of the muffin? If you claim that snow isn't dirty then you haven't seen any snow.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                        Originally posted by appletree View Post
                        If you claim that snow isn't dirty then you haven't seen any snow.
                        Snow is pretty much only thing pure around here.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          Snow is pretty much only thing pure around here.
                          Do a scientific test: take some snow into a glass and let it melt.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                            Originally posted by appletree View Post
                            Do a scientific test: take some snow into a glass and let it melt.
                            I've done it many times. Result is, wait for it, clean water.

                            If you happen to live in some industrial waste zone, it does not change the fact that snow is pure here.

                            As I said, live and learn.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dreams and goals are Satan's way of distracting me!

                              Originally Posted by appletree
                              Everybody knows that snow is dirty.
                              I don't.

                              Despite travelling around a fair bit, any snow I see is pretty clean.

                              Perhaps on a comet (as the false literature of secular astrophysics would have us believe) dirty snowballs might be as interesting as it got. Until you woke up DEAD and in HELL!

                              Or alternatively..

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban
                              If you happen to live in some industrial waste zone..
                              That poster seems to actually be a waste zone. A dead spirit that will never blossom.



                              Felicity is fortunate to have a father who cares what happens to his grandsons and who will arrange an appropriate husband for her.
                              And I am quite certain that he will not be sporting a kiss curl.

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