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  • Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

    Friends, Brothers and Sisters in Faith.

    Those of you fortunate to live in the God's favorite country, may not have ever seen car with a manual transmission but they do exists. Here in the Europe most of the cars have manual transmission instead of automatic transmission. It means that instead of just starting the car and choosing the D, you actually need to change the gears all the time. This activity means that driver must hold the gear stick in his hand and do jerking movements.

    Here is a typical gearstick



    As you can see, manual stick resembles male reproduction organ.

    Here are examples of gear shifting, be warned, this is disturbing:



    Look at the hand, how he touches the gear stick and moves his hand gently. Just like masturbating, hands goes up and down and so on.

    And this boy here, using manual transmission has made him to think himself as white! Look at the manners and how he moves. If he is not queer, I'm the Pope!



    You can only have one conclusion here, using the manual transmission is simulating the touching of male sex organ. Therefore it is masturbation. How many of innocent Christian have learned how to spank the monkey just by driving a car? And we all know what LORD thinks about masturbation:

    Genesis 38:9-10 -And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

    But this is not the worst part. If you think about how these people touch sticks, it is not attached to their own body - They are actually pulling someone's else pud! And that is sodomy.

    Leviticus 18:22 -Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    How about women then? When they drive, they basically fornicate.

    Now some of you might think that "I have driven manual transmission and I did not think I was sodomizing". Ok, two things here. First, it is known fact that people do things that they do not think. All True Christians can tell who is a harlot by looking at them, how the move their dirty lips and swing their hips. So even if you are not actively thinking about it, you are still doing it. Second point is that some, notice SOME, True Christians can handle this. I bet our Pastors can quite easily drive with manual transmission without any effect. But think what it will do to those not prepared.

    Have you ever heard young males talking about gearboxes "automatic gears are for women, REAL men shift by themselves. I like shifting". They are referring to the Tom of Finland style REAL men, one specific form of homersexuality. They even say that the women are not part of their subculture. They say that they like, or even love, the shifting process.

    If you have car with manual transmission and your kids drive it, ask them how do they feel about it. If they do not hate it, you know what to do: Buy an American car with automatic transmission

    YiC, Miikkael
    Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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    Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

    I am glad my father doesn't allow me to drive a car!
    I Jesus!

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      Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

      Here in Godly America, people drive SUV's with automatic transmissions, and the federal government and most state governments refuse to recognize sodomite "marriage." In Eurostan, people drive tiny cars that look like horseshoe crabs and have stick shifts, and the countries compete to see who can fag-enable the most. Coincidence? I think not.
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      • #4
        Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        In Eurostan, people drive tiny cars that look like horseshoe crabs and have stick shifts, and the countries compete to see who can fag-enable the most. Coincidence? I think not.
        No coincidence. Look at these examples:



        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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          Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

          Only horny gays could have invented something like this.

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          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

            I believe the scarcity of automatic transmissions in europistan is because most of the population there is of limited mental acuity. Automatic transmissions are just too complicated for them to understand.

            It's a well known fact that most krauts, frogs, wops, and the rest of them spend a great deal of their waking hours in the mindless activity of "chocking the chicken" and common sense tells us that they need to keep their hands busy while driving.

            "Idle hands are the devil's playground."
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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              Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

              Last night I was surfing the net and just by accident found a site were people were actually fornicating with gear sticks, gross And I mean both men and women.

              Worst thing is that some were using automatic sticks.

              I will definitely write a letter to car manufacturers that gear sticks should be replaced with buttons or at least have a warning sign on them

              YiC, M
              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

                Amen! I always wondered why those queers avoid the freeways!

                Obviously, it's so they can constantly touch their male organ simulated gear shaft on the "constant gear changing" roads!
                Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                  Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

                  There is also a lot of talk about "heel-and-toeing" from the sodomite manual tranny (!!!) crowd.

                  I don't even want to know.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • #10
                    Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

                    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                    I believe the scarcity of manual transmissions amongst true christians is because they are of limited mental acuity. Manual transmissions are just too complicated for them to understand.
                    There fixed that for you Tanny.

                    Understanding manual transmission would require a brain capable of thinking for itself so it is understandable that they would avoid something that may lead to increased cognitive abilities.
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                      Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Understanding manual transmission would require a brain capable of thinking for itself
                      Using manual transmission requires only a one skill: Skill to spank your monkey. And that does not include any brain activity, all the blood is in the other end of body.

                      YiC,
                      M
                      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                      • #12
                        Re: Manual transmission promotes masturbation and homosexuality

                        I sadly noticed that American magazine Car and Driver promotes manual transmissions and homosexuality

                        What next? They only review hybrids and diesels?

                        YiC, M
                        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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