Disciplined a kid in my SUV

[lukasekman]

Today, when I drove my Godly SUV, having my son and a friend of his as fares. I listened to a good ol' pro-Vietnam war song on the radio, but I had to switch station because they played a liberal pop song. For a few seconds, I had to trust Jesus guiding me on the road. The car ran over the white stripe that separate the road from the verge, causing a negligible shake. Usually not a big deal...

My son kept reading his Bible. But his friend become a pinball on extacy, and whined loud about my driving. He is a chatterbox, so I first asked him to just STFU. But he continued to whine, so I backhand-smacked his face and swerved my SUV back and forth for full effect. It worked, for a while.

A few minutes later, I released the wheel, and let Jesus guide my SUV over the white stripe again, to test if the drama queen dude had learned something. Obviously, he hadn't, and made a scene again. I had no option but to violently brake my SUV and stop on the highway, and place him in the trunk. Then I could finally drive undisturbed for the remaining 30 miles.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Disciplined a kid in my SUV

Good. It takes a whole community to raise a child and you are most certainly doing your part for this boy. It's only right that when he is in your car he abides by your rules.
However, his parents might make a fuss. You did warn him not to tell anyone, didn't you? His parents might be liberal and they mustn't know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What's a "good 'ol pro-Vietnam war song?"

[lukasekman]

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What's a "good 'ol pro-Vietnam war song?"

"Hello Vietnam" by Johnnie Wright.

[Brother Enoch]

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While I admire your willingness to discipline someone else's snotty little brat, I do hope you had that boy's parents permission to do so. Otherwise the parents may make a scene and get the sickular authorities involved. And who needs that hassle? They are always looking for an excuse to harass good Christian parents and separate our children from us so they can fill their heads with socialist and humanist lies.

Be careful, is all I'm suggesting. But at the same time, good work.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"Hello Vietnam" by Johnnie Wright.

I'm not sure how you get any positiveness out of this song. It's all about wanting to fornicate as far as I can tell.

[Isaac Fisher]

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I'm not sure how you get any positiveness out of this song. It's all about wanting to fornicate as far as I can tell.

I'm not too keen on the video myself. Did you see those negroids? They looked pretty much ready to loot.

[lukasekman]

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I'm not sure how you get any positiveness out of this song. It's all about wanting to fornicate as far as I can tell.

The original song was pro-Vietnam war, but unfortunately, the atheist Stanley Kubrick abused the song in his anti-war movie Full Metal Jacket.

[nancyboygamer]

Re: Disciplined a kid in my SUV

Today, when I drove my Godly SUV, having my son and a friend of his as fares. I listened to a good ol' pro-Vietnam war song on the radio, but I had to switch station because they played a liberal pop song. For a few seconds, I had to trust Jesus guiding me on the road. The car ran over the white stripe that separate the road from the verge, causing a negligible shake. Usually not a big deal...

My son kept reading his Bible. But his friend become a pinball on extacy, and whined loud about my driving. He is a chatterbox, so I first asked him to just STFU. But he continued to whine, so I backhand-smacked his face and swerved my SUV back and forth for full effect. It worked, for a while.

A few minutes later, I released the wheel, and let Jesus guide my SUV over the white stripe again, to test if the drama queen dude had learned something. Obviously, he hadn't, and made a scene again. I had no option but to violently brake my SUV and stop on the highway, and place him in the trunk. Then I could finally drive undisturbed for the remaining 30 miles.

if i were his father i would sue you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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if i were his father i would sue you.

I bet you're a damned joo, aren't you.

[Brother Enoch]

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if i were his father i would sue you.

And that's why should never reproduce. Luckily, it's not at all likely you will. You probably don't even know women come in 3 dimensions.

[lukasekman]

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if i were his father i would sue you.

Good luck trying atheist lawyers, Psalm 21:7-10 states loud and clear what happens to enemies of God:
7For the king trusteth in the LORD, and through the mercy of the most High he shall not be moved.
8Thine hand shall find out all thine enemies: thy right hand shall find out those that hate thee.
9Thou shalt make them as a fiery oven in the time of thine anger: the LORD shall swallow them up in his wrath, and the fire shall devour them.
10Their fruit shalt thou destroy from the earth, and their seed from among the children of men.

[Isaac Fisher]

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if i were his father i would sue you.

But you aren't. That boy was an annoyance and a heathen. He got what was coming to him.