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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #331
    Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

    Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
    I hope everyone of you "true Christians" burn in hell.

    I was diagnosed with Asperger's at 14 years old and was a dedicated Christian. I have no control over something I was born with and if that is a reason to burn in hell over then everyone of you are gonna burn in hell too because everyone isn't born perfect.

    I hope the devil rips your assholes open you "fake Christians"
    I can see why you might feel angry, but have you considered taking this energy into a more productive direction? Why not pray to Jesus, and ask the offence to which you are guilty? Then repent, and be healed?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • ManWithAspergers
      Unsaved trash
      • May 2013
      • 7

      #332
      Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      You obviously aren't a True Christian™ if Jesus decided to smite you with the retardedness.

      What did you do to anger Him? I mean, other than fantasizing about anal sex (as you noted above).



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      I don't tell people that they are going to burn because of what they were born with (although I have no problem with telling evil people like you that you are)

      You all follow a book of lies and yes I am talking about the bible. The true meaning of a Christian is too be as much as a good person as possible and to believe in Jesus Christ's teachings which I do and i'm pretty sure what you are spreading goes against every thing he teaches.

      The bible was not written by god himself. It was written by men to control weak minded people like you all.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #333
        Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

        Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
        I hope everyone of you "true Christians" burn in hell.
        Oh that's good. You are doing it exactly like we do. You sound exactly like a True Christian(tm). Too bad you are demon possessed or you could even become one of us some day.

        Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
        I hope the devil rips your assholes open you "fake Christians"
        Hey, that's our line!
        Stop stealing our stuff.

        Oh and thank you for your persecution. Our Lord Jesus Christ tells us we are blessed by it.

        Matthew 5:10-11 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #334
          Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

          Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
          I don't tell people that they are going to burn because of what they were born with (although I have no problem with telling evil people like you that you are)
          I see. We're going to burn in hell because you say so.

          You all follow a book of lies and yes I am talking about the bible. The true meaning of a Christian is too be as much as a good person as possible and to believe in Jesus Christ's teachings which I do and i'm pretty sure what you are spreading goes against every thing he teaches.
          When is the last time you read the Gospels, Rain Man? God and Jesus are one being if you haven't forgotten. I wouldn't even know where to start with educating you on the Bible.

          You need to read the Old Testament first to understand the New. Hundreds of the saying from the NT are direct quotations of the Old.
          Apply that aspie obsessiveness to studying both the Bible and about the Bible before you say such asinine things about what Jesus teaches.

          Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
          The bible was not written by god himself. It was written by men to control weak minded people like you all.
          So the Bible is full of crap for the weak minded..........except the parts of the Bible you have heard about that you think you may agree with; specifically what you think Jesus teaches.

          You seem confused, friend.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • ManWithAspergers
            Unsaved trash
            • May 2013
            • 7

            #335
            Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post

            You seem confused, friend.

            I'm not confused. I'm just smarter then you... By the way the bible IS full of crap. I don't need a book to tell me how to live my life.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #336
              Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

              Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
              I'm not confused. I'm just smarter then you...
              Pastor Jones isn't the retard.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • ManWithAspergers
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2013
                • 7

                #337
                Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Pastor Jones isn't the retard.
                Asperger's has nothing to do with retardation so don't call me a fucking retard you bitch.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #338
                  Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                  Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
                  I'm not confused. I'm just smarter then you...
                  It's "smarter than you."

                  Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
                  By the way the bible IS full of crap. I don't need a book to tell me how to live my life.
                  Aw, that's such a shame. You don't want to live in heaven for all eternity with us?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • ManWithAspergers
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2013
                    • 7

                    #339
                    Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                    Your all hypocrites. You will all burn for it.

                    Why don't you all ban me you bible humpers.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #340
                      Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                      Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
                      Your all hypocrites. You will all burn for it.

                      Why don't you all ban me you bible humpers.
                      We're hypocrites?

                      You come in here claiming to be a Christian, but then you admit you don't follow the Bible PLUS you start slinging profanity-laced insults like some drunken sailor in the final throes of a syphilitic breakdown.

                      You're retarded AND hypocritical.


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                      • ManWithAspergers
                        Unsaved trash
                        • May 2013
                        • 7

                        #341
                        Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                        I had enough of this god damn site. The hell with you all. I have never in my life have ever been this offended and I hope you get what you deserve bitches

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #342
                          Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                          Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
                          I had enough of this god damn site. The hell with you all. I have never in my life have ever been this offended and I hope you get what you deserve bitches
                          Then leave.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • ManWithAspergers
                            Unsaved trash
                            • May 2013
                            • 7

                            #343
                            Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                            Bye then. See you hell little bitch

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                            • Professor Bessemer
                              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 2952

                              #344
                              Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                              Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
                              Bye then. See you hell little bitch
                              Friend, I will be praying extremely hard for The Lord to heal you of your profound retardation. In Him, all afflictions can be cured. Shout Hosanna!

                              Brothers and women of Landover, please join me in my quest to convince our Father to cure the damaged brain of this developmentally disabled reprobate. Glory! In His name I pray!
                              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #345
                                Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                                Originally posted by ManWithAspergers View Post
                                I had enough of this god damn site. The hell with you all. I have never in my life have ever been this offended and I hope you get what you deserve bitches
                                That's just the thing, friend. We won't get what we deserve. We all deserve Hell for eternity for having the audacity to be naturally attracted to sin (Psalm 51:5). We can't help it and yet nothing repulses the Good LORD more than sin (except for homosexual sin, that totally enrages Him). And yet, the Good LORD saw to it that we would have a holy escape from what we deserve - Salvation©! Why, all you need to do is read the Holy Bible, believe every word is True, and accept Jesus Christ into your heart as your Lord and Master (Romans 10:9)! It couldn't be simpler. Then you, too, can avoid what you really deserve!

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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