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  • AspergersChristian
    Unsaved trash, drooling retard
    • Jan 2014
    • 7

    #511
    Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

    You're all idiots, and I hate you! Skim the bounties of toothcups! I'm telling!!! My friend on STEAM will take care of you! Bastards just because I'm slow.
    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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    • see_the_light
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 1386

      #512
      Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

      If i was to be your brother then my parents sins would be the same and I would probably suffer from wasperger (if that thing exists).

      Have you considered the logic on that?

      PRAISE THE LORD!

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      • Oliver Brendan Hayve
        Unsaved trash, God-mocking gayboy
        • Aug 2010
        • 190

        #513
        Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

        As you'll notice from reading this discussion board, the Landover Baptists quote the Bible — you know, that book that tells you what Christianity is. You, on the other hand, rely on unsupported assertions about what it is.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #514
          Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

          No one here hates you.

          They just wish that you'd truly open your heart (and wallet) to Jesus. They know that the Bible says that He would cure you of your demonic possession if you just have faith in Him.

          I just wish you'd stop pretending to be a Christian while denying everything the Bible says.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #515
            Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

            Originally posted by AspergersChristian View Post
            You're all idiots, and I hate you! Skim the bounties of toothcups! I'm telling!!! My friend on STEAM will take care of you! Bastards just because I'm slow.
            Look everyone, it's throwing a conniption fit.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • AspergersChristian
              Unsaved trash, drooling retard
              • Jan 2014
              • 7

              #516
              Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              No one here hates you.

              They just wish that you'd truly open your heart (and wallet) to Jesus. They know that the Bible says that He would cure you of your demonic possession if you just have faith in Him.

              I just wish you'd stop pretending to be a Christian while denying everything the Bible says.
              Where does the Bible say people with Aspergers cannot be Christians?
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #517
                Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                Originally posted by AspergersChristian View Post
                Where does the Bible say people with Aspergers cannot be Christians?
                James 5:14-16 "14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: 15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. 16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

                If you haven't done that, it's proof that you don't have sufficient faith in Jesus to believe that He could cure you of your ailment. Therefore, not Christian.

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                • AspergersChristian
                  Unsaved trash, drooling retard
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 7

                  #518
                  Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                  Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                  And as asking you to quote the KJV seems useless, could you quote the DSM5?

                  There is no such thing as wasperger, assburger, or asperger.

                  Or were you diagnosed by a witchdoctor somewhere in an heathen country?

                  PRAISE THE LORD!
                  the DSM5 didn't eliminate Aspergers until last year.
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                  • see_the_light
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1386

                    #519
                    Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                    Originally posted by AspergersChristian View Post
                    the DSM5 didn't eliminate Aspergers until last year.

                    Sooo?

                    They already removed homersexuals (a pervert's choice) and now the aspies (a douche's choice)

                    So your so called disease is no more it's just an abhorrent behavior (I bet you weren't properly subjected to the rod as a youngster and feel so entitled to everything plus pity)

                    But this all exchange misses the point, you chose to present yourself as christian.

                    It will be hard but just tell us enough about your christian self that we might find it enough to grant our effort to correct any shortcomings you might have.

                    PRAISE THE LORD!

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                    • KingOfRockX
                      Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 101

                      #520
                      Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                      Man, I never seen so much hate on a Christian site. Lot of people giving Christians a bad name here. Hey, what's going on, I'm Kendra, but my friends call me "Ken". They forget my name sometimes, so one of my friends decided to give me a nickname. But I'm not here to talk about myself, I'm here to defend my fellow Aspergians. First off, accusing us of killing puppies and fornicating with them? Not cool. Second, to the nice people who helped stand up for their fellow Aspies, God bless you. Way to stick it to these boneheads. Now it's my turn, because nothing ticks me off than people pretending to be Christian, and using the "Bible" as a way to bully others.

                      I've met many people with Asperger's, and they're awesome people, and they're all Christians too. I'll give two examples, so you guys can go back to reading the wrong Bible. There's a girl I knew for about almost 7 years now, I guess. She has Asperger's and she's pretty bright, but has ADHD as well, and out of every person with Asperger's I know, she's got a gentle soul and a kind heart, a friend you'd want to have. She's also a Christian, but the difference between you guys and her: She actually can try to see the good in people. Something you morons should try instead of doing God's job of judging people. Then there's a guy who is a Christian and has Asperger's too, and he's actually bright, and he's about to go into college to be an engineer. So, how's that for "evil and retarded"? And you guys call yourselves Christians. You should be ashamed of yourselves. We've got enough wars going on in the world, stop trying to start another. Before you ask though, no I was not baptized yet, a few family reunions ago, we saw a video on how a baptism was done and I was a bit scared of being dunked in like how my aunts and uncles were. It's called "fear", people, something you guys are obviously well acquainted with, considering you guys are afraid of people who are different and so you refuse to know what they're like, and just judge them based on your own trollish beliefs on what they're like. It's seriously not cool to hate, guys. I bet you guys couldn't go out into the world and try to find one person with Asperger's who is not, as the doof said:

                      A loner, with no friends, who keeps to himself, indulges in ritualistic behavior, is prone to extreme violence and has aggressive outbursts, and who has a lack of empathy, is the kind of person who keeps a freezer stocked full of human body parts!
                      The girl, who I will call A, has many friends and socializes way better than I do, and is hardly violent, but tends to give playful noogies as we are like sisters, she hardly has any sort of outbursts, unless you count chewing out a guy she dated who cheated on her, and how many of you ladies dealt with guys like that? Anyone? Then we've got the lack of empathy thing, yeah, she understands and feels emotions from joy and laughter to pain and sadness, so another stereotype bites the dust, dudes. And the "kind of person to keep a freezer stocked full of human body parts"? Obvious exaggeration.

                      As for the guy, who we'll call "J": He was homeschooled for some time because his mom was bullied by a principal of the guy's older siblings' schools, and so he's not much of a social butterfly, but he gets along with people pretty well, wouldn't be talking about him unless he helped prove my point. He wasn't homeschooled anymore because of his teacher no longer able to teach, and the reason why is not up to me to say. As for the "prone to extreme violence and has aggressive outbursts" part, he was bullied frequently for being homeschooled and shy, but he never resorted to violence and outbursts. He does feel and understand emotions, I mean, the guy's a bit of a class clown, he acts silly in almost every class and he usually does this when a classmate is in need of a cheering up session. While he does not like people who torture and kill people and animals, he does not keep a freezer of body parts, nor does he kill or injure anyone in any way, same with A. So, in short, you people are in a serious need of a reality check, people with Asperger's Syndrome are not evil.

                      Also, I read the Harry Potter series, and I've turned out fine for another Christian Aspergian. Oh, do you have a problem with Freak the Mighty and Touched by an Angel too? Wouldn't surprise me if you did, since they're teaching all the right things. By the way, guys, pick up a real Bible and maybe you'll understand what it means to be a Christian, instead of pretending.
                      Rise above hate!

                      John 4:8 ESV "Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love."

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #521
                        Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                        Originally posted by KingOfRockX View Post
                        Man, I never seen so much hate blah blah blah
                        Friend, please don't judge our humble family-friendly site by the misguided antics of a few Jesus-haters. We do our level best to minimize and mitigate their actions, but a few wayward posts get through.



                        Now, I understand you're a retard, so I'll make this as simple as I can:

                        1. Go to the Introduction Forum

                        2. Make a thread of your own telling us about your walk with Jesus.

                        3. Try not to get drool everywhere.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #522
                          Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                          Originally posted by KingOfRockX View Post
                          Hey, what's going on, I'm Kendra, but my friends call me "Ken". They forget my name sometimes, so one of my friends decided to give me a nickname. But I'm not here to talk about myself
                          Hi dear. Why are you not in school today?
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Constantine1648
                            Scottish separatist
                            Forum Member
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 74

                            #523
                            Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                            Looks like we have another drooling idiot joining the thread.

                            Brother, assburgers is a completely made up disease, 20 years ago people had never heard of it. It is perverts like yourself who use it as a way of justifying the fact that you are gay.

                            Snap out of it boy. It is not too late to be saved, embrace Christ or there is only one place that you will go to -

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                            • KingOfRockX
                              Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 101

                              #524
                              Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Hi dear. Why are you not in school today?
                              Oh, I graduated. I'm still waiting to hear back from my teachers about the Autism Scholarship for college. By the way, fellas, I'm not a retard. In fact, I'm a hardworking author-in training. Also, I don't drool. I do dribble a basketball though, heh heh. And I'm not a pervert, I kinda don't like naked people. My sisters exploit that issue. I'd rather not get into the issue any further, them bullying me enough is hell already.
                              Rise above hate!

                              John 4:8 ESV "Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love."

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                              • Constantine1648
                                Scottish separatist
                                Forum Member
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 74

                                #525
                                Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                                So your sisters try to get you naked? I'm not sure what part of the world you live in but in most countries (outside the mooslim ones) incest is illegal.

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