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Re: Hula Hoops
Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
I have the utmost trust in him - if I didn't, there would have been no point in marrying him.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
Do you realize you just agreed to sleep with Dwayne?Originally posted by Hitoshi View PostComment
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Hula Hoops
#1Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Today, 04:03 PM
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Re: Hula Hoops
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.
Fixed.
See the difference now?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
Just keep chaniging the posts - you're just trying to hide your bad behavior like a scared little boy.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
Yes, but I didn't edit your post, as you LYINGLY suggested I did. I merely provided an example of what your post would look like in a better world, while leaving the original unchanged. I will admit that I briefly considered editing your post, but I didn't want to mislead any good Christian brethren into thinking you'd actually made a sensible statement for once, so I left it as it was. And then you lyingly came along and lyingly accused me of having changed it. Care to apologise yet?Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post#1
Today, 04:03 PM
Brother Temperance
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
Senior Pastor
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Posts: 9,498
Re: Hula Hoops
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.
Fixed.
See the difference now?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
You changed it and then changed it back - YOU owe ME an apology.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
No I didn't. That is a flat-out lie. Care to post any proof that I supposedly "changed it and then changed it back", my lying antichrist friend?Originally posted by Dances with Joy View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
Ok, I admit it, you've caught me out in a blatant lie. Sorry for being such a lying Nazi. Can we still be friends?Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostNow that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: Hula Hoops
Hula hoops look like something a pimp would buy for his whores to keep them in shape during the off season.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Hula Hoops
With vile, horny Nips running around like Hitoshi, there probably is no off season.Originally posted by Marshall View PostComment
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