[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hula Hoops: Fun Toys or Fiendish Contraptions?

I feel it is important to bump this thread. In the Summer time kids like to gyrate their hips in a wanton manner playing with this sinful contraption.




Diiiiiiiiiigusting!


Hula Hooping can also turn your kid GAY! Look at this young lad. First he was hoola hooping like a panzy and now he wants to be a male figure skater! You can't get much gayer than that!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Who do you think you are? You come waddling into our Christian forum univited (and unwelcome), spewing feminazi hatred all over the place, mocking Jesus and persecuting His favorite church, and NOW you want to accuse His mother of being a female dog!?

Any reason why I shouldn't ban you now?

I called Temperance a sorry s-o-b, not Jesus. Jesus was probably a really nice guy. Too bad he pissed off the Romans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

You changed my post again, you sorry s-o-b.

Who do you think you are? You come waddling into our Christian forum univited (and unwelcome), spewing feminazi hatred all over the place, mocking Jesus and persecuting His favorite church, and NOW you want to accuse His mother of being a female dog!?

Any reason why I shouldn't ban you now?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Ok, I admit it, you've caught me out in a blatant lie. Sorry for being such a lying Nazi. Can we still be friends?

You changed my post again, you sorry s-o-b.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula hoops look like something a pimp would buy for his whores to keep them in shape during the off season.

With vile, horny Nips running around like Hitoshi, there probably is no off season.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula hoops look like something a pimp would buy for his whores to keep them in shape during the off season.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

No I didn't. That is a flat-out lie. Care to post any proof that I supposedly "changed it and then changed it back", my lying antichrist friend?

Ok, I admit it, you've caught me out in a blatant lie. Sorry for being such a lying Nazi. Can we still be friends?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

You changed it and then changed it back - YOU owe ME an apology.

No I didn't. That is a flat-out lie. Care to post any proof that I supposedly "changed it and then changed it back", my lying antichrist friend?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Yes, but I didn't edit your post, as you LYINGLY suggested I did. I merely provided an example of what your post would look like in a better world, while leaving the original unchanged. I will admit that I briefly considered editing your post, but I didn't want to mislead any good Christian brethren into thinking you'd actually made a sensible statement for once, so I left it as it was. And then you lyingly came along and lyingly accused me of having changed it. Care to apologise yet?

You changed it and then changed it back - YOU owe ME an apology.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

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Brother Temperance
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Re: Hula Hoops
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

Fixed.


See the difference now?

Yes, but I didn't edit your post, as you LYINGLY suggested I did. I merely provided an example of what your post would look like in a better world, while leaving the original unchanged. I will admit that I briefly considered editing your post, but I didn't want to mislead any good Christian brethren into thinking you'd actually made a sensible statement for once, so I left it as it was. And then you lyingly came along and lyingly accused me of having changed it. Care to apologise yet?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

No.

Just keep chaniging the posts - you're just trying to hide your bad behavior like a scared little boy.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

See the difference now?

No.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have to say, I'm having great difficulty spotting the difference between these two posts. What part do you allege I changed?

#1
Today, 04:03 PM
Brother Temperance
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
Senior Pastor
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Posts: 9,498



Re: Hula Hoops
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

Fixed.


See the difference now?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

You think any man that actually treats women with respect is gay.

Depends how you define respect.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

this sound like job for Hitoshi

The more the merrier, my Asian friend.