[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

You would put your car keys into your grandaughter's vagina? You're not just a pervert, you're a sadist.

If anyone is a sadist, it's you. You continue to inflict us with the pain of having to ready your whiney, liberal posts. Don't you have a rain forest or spotted owl to save somewhere?

6How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

9And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
10I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

What is wrong with girls learning how to pleasure True Christian men?
Hula-hoops are God's gift to True Christian men, reward for their tithing and all. I bet Jewish girls had some kinds of hula-hoops in order to learn how to better satisfy Lord's warriors. Praise Jesus!

You're advocating a toy that makes young girls--prepubescent girls--hanker for strange tallywacker? I think you need to reassess your morals. You are a despicable man.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula Hoops promote promiscuosity in the easily impressionable youth of today.

They aren't as smart as we were as children.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

If anyone is a sadist, it's you. You continue to inflict us with the pain of having to ready your whiney, liberal posts. Don't you have a rain forest or spotted owl to save somewhere?



You're advocating a toy that makes young girls--prepubescent girls--hanker for a strange tallywacker? I think you need to reassess your morals. You are a despicable man.

Why a strange tallywacker? Have I said anything about strange tallywackers? When a girl gets mature enough to hanker for a tallywacker, it must be the tallywackers of her True Christian (tm) fiance. That's an axiom, isn't it?

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

Also, hula Hoops only teach girls how to gyrate their hips, nothing more and nothing less. But your role as the parent is to explain that when she grows up, her main job will be gratifying her husband's sexual needs, and her husband's sexual needs only, so that he will be better motivated to insert his tallywacker in her cooter, so that she will get pregnant very often and give birth to many Lord's warriors who will fight for the Lord in overseas missions. It is your role as the Christian parent to make her understand that she will be saved in childbearing.
Of course she can get promiscous if you don't instill in her that promiscuosity is the road to Hell and if you don't explain what Hell is.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

If anyone is a sadist, it's you. You continue to inflict us with the pain of having to ready your whiney, liberal posts.

I'm not the one advocating sexually assaulting a little girl. You are.

Don't you have a rain forest or spotted owl to save somewhere?

Sounds like your granddaughter is in more danger from you than all the rain forests and spotted owls in the world combined. Sadistic pervert.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Narrowpathy, do you think you have corrected my grammar? It is correct as it stands, you imbecile. All you have done is added an indefinite article to change "tallywacker" from plural to singular form. You are treading on thin ice. I suggest you choose your next words circumspectly.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Sounds like your granddaughter is in more danger from you than all the rain forests and spotted owls in the world combined. Sadistic pervert.

That's enough with the sass mouth!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

That's enough with the sass mouth!

It's not nearly enough.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

It's not nearly enough.

You have just received infraction points. Next time you WILL be put on moderation or banned!

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Also, hula Hoops only teach girls how to gyrate their hips, nothing more and nothing less. But your role as the parent is to explain that when she grows up, her main job will be gratifying her husband's sexual needs, and her husband's sexual needs only, so that he will be better motivated to insert his tallywacker in her cooter, so that she will get pregnant very often and give birth to many Lord's warriors who will fight for the Lord in overseas missions. It is your role as the Christian parent to make her understand that she will be saved in childbearing.
Of course she can get promiscous if you don't instill in her that promiscuosity is the road to Hell and if you don't explain what Hell is.

This sickening and perverse post has been forwarded to the Pastors main office at Landover Baptist proper in Gods own Freehold Iowa. I pray that it is channeled properly and the response is a large red X in your dossier at the DOF.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

You have just received infraction points. Next time you WILL be put on moderation or banned!

Stop beating your daughter and sexually assaulting your granddaughter and I'll stop calling you a sadistic pervert.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

It's not nearly enough.

I think Dances with goats needs her sissyman to discipline her. It's clear she don't know her place.

Regarding hula hoops, from what I have seen, they are awful things, that ought to be destroyed. I done seen one of our housekeeper's brats playing with one once, and I told my Daddy. I ain't sure what happened after that, except that the brat didn't seem to want to sit down for a long time. Thank God, I never saw the hula hoop again, though.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

This sickening and perverse post has been forwarded to the Pastors main office at Landover Baptist proper in Gods own Freehold Iowa. I pray that it is channeled properly and the response is a large red X in your dossier at the DOF.

Sir, you are right to be vigilant in these times. But I don't comprehend the meaning of your post. Do you find Christian marriage sickening and perverse? Do you want us all to be eunuchs in Christ?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I think Dances with goats needs her sissyman to discipline her. It's clear she don't know her place.

My place is anywhere I choose to be.

Regarding hula hoops, from what I have seen, they are awful things, that ought to be destroyed. I done seen one of our housekeeper's brats playing with one once, and I told my Daddy. I ain't sure what happened after that, except that the brat didn't seem to want to sit down fo a long time. Thank God, I never saw the hula hoop again, though.

Your father hit your housekeeper's child? I hope your housekeeper pressed charges.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Stop beating your daughter and sexually assaulting your granddaughter and I'll stop calling you a sadistic pervert.

I have NEVER sexually assaulted my granddaughter. You dare to slander me?!