[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

I thought he was trying to set up a threesome with Dwane and DWJ.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

this sound like job for Hitoshi

Do you realize you just agreed to sleep with Dwayne?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have to agree with these guys on this one. He probaby is cheating on you. Want to get even with him? Dwayne is at your service, me lady.

I have the utmost trust in him - if I didn't, there would have been no point in marrying him.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have to agree with these guys on this one. He probaby is cheating on you. Want to get even with him? Dwayne is at your service, me lady.

this sound like job for Hitoshi

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

He's a queer, and those people have no sense of morality and hate family values. A homer like your husband would happily sleep with other women, just to degrade the Holy Institution of Matrimony.

You think any man that actually treats women with respect is gay.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have to agree with these guys on this one. He probaby is cheating on you. Want to get even with him? Dwayne is at your service, me lady.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have no reason to doubt that he is faithful to me.

He's a queer, and those people have no sense of morality and hate family values. A homer like your husband would happily sleep with other women, just to degrade the Holy Institution of Matrimony.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
Nope - strictly monogamous.

As far as you know..

I have no reason to doubt that he is faithful to me, and I know that I am faithful to him.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

And his wife's body belongs to HER - SHE has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

I have to say, I'm having great difficulty spotting the difference between these two posts. What part do you allege I changed?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hey, Dances. You and your husband swing?

You are the most desperate no good hippy sinner I've ever had the displeasure of not having to smell over the internet. Yesterday you were hitting on that library retard Fallen Angel, and now you want to dip your filthy wang into this prudish commie tree hugger?

Nope - strictly monogamous.

As far as you know.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Nope - strictly monogamous.

Now who's bearing false witness? There's no conceivable way a Jezebel like you could be satiated by a single tallywacker.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hey, Dances. You and your husband swing?

Nope - strictly monogamous.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hey, Dances. You and your husband swing?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

What did you originally write?

And his wife's body belongs to HER - SHE has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

You changed my post, which was intended to make other people who might read it think that's what I had said.

Lying is bearing false witness, and that's what you did by changing my post.

You are DANGEROUSLY CLOSE to being banned.