[lady_c]

Re: Hula Hoops

It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.

Can you explain what DOF is? I don't unterstand your LEET

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

Your previous post is worthy of phoning the police, infact I may just do that. Enjoy the rest of your life.

It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.

[lady_c]

Re: Hula Hoops

You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!

Your previous post is worthy of phoning the police, infact I may just do that. Enjoy the rest of your life.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Child-molesting pervert.

You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

Child-molesting pervert.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.

Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

Praise be and thank you, Brother Remy. The rest of you would be wise to listen to the former Negro. He's got a good, nappy head on his shoulders.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Hula Hoops

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

Spinning hula-hoops is another common cause of back pain and it can also affect your other joints, ligaments and tendons.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second

You dare to threaten me? Bring it, punk! You'll have to get through my angel bodyguards--when you're as righteous as I am, the Lord sends you personal protection--and if you accomplish that infeasible task, you will have to take me down, an equally infeasible task. I served our great country in the Korean War. After my entire platoon was wiped out, I attacked over 3,000 Korean soldiers with a potato peeler in one hand, and a KJV Bible in the other. When the dust cleared, not one gook was left standing. Do you think you frighten me?

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

Are you coming on to me, you diseased strumpet?

[Roberta]

Re: Hula Hoops

I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.

[Scheherazade]

Re: Hula Hoops

It is fortunate that there are no hula hoops here in Egypt.

Well, if there are, we nomads never encounter them, anyways.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hula Hoops

You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second

To what post are you referring to, or is it just that you like post whoring your gibberish crap

[aujohnny]

Re: Hula Hoops

You need to be shot, No one deserves to be assualted like that

Here in Australia. If you would have done that you would have been sent to prison and Labled as a Pedophile. (Which to me you sound like you are)

I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body

Then i would have "made" you repent your "demonic faith" before ending your sorry excuse of a life.

Pedophiles... this religion is sounding worser by the second