[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

You changed my post, which was intended to make other people who might read it think that's what I had said.

Lying is bearing false witness, and that's what you did by changing my post.

What did you originally write?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I never said that you DID say that, I'm just saying that you SHOULD'VE said that. And which commandment?

You changed my post, which was intended to make other people who might read it think that's what I had said.

Lying is bearing false witness, and that's what you did by changing my post.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

That's not what I said - apparently you can't defend your own position, so you prefer to make it seem as though I said something I did not. Isn't lying a violation of one of your commandments? Enjoy hell.

I never said that you DID say that, I'm just saying that you SHOULD'VE said that. And which commandment?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Fixed.

That's not what I said - apparently you can't defend your own position, so you prefer to make it seem as though I said something I did not. Isn't lying a violation of one of your commandments? Enjoy hell.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

Fixed.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I really don't understand your logic here at all. Hatchet's car keys are his property, so why should his wife decide what he does with them? A man should have the right to choose what he wants to do with his car keys. The right to control over one's own car keys is one of the most basic, fundamental human rights.

And his wife's body belongs to her - she has the right to decide what does and does not get inserted into her orifices.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hula Hoops

Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.

I really don't understand your logic here at all. Hatchet's car keys are his property, so why should his wife decide what he does with them? A man should have the right to choose what he wants to do with his car keys. The right to control over one's own car keys is one of the most basic, fundamental human rights.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I wonder how often your husband lets you out of your cage to post on this forum, Dances. I do wish he wouldn't.

Cage? As if.

The only cages in my home are the airline kennels we use to transport the cats to the vet.

My husband does not tell me what I can and cannot do. The only time I ask his permission for anything is if I need to use his car or his computer if mine is in the shop. Likewise, he asks before using my car or my computer if his is in the shop.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Praise be. Mr. Hatchet, I apologize. Keep up the good work, sir!

I see the mods changed my post once again - NEVER would I apologise for calling a pervert a pervert.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

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Is that your attitude to everything? Jew girls also smoke the marijuana weed and plot to overthrow freedom, I suppose you think that must be fine as well?
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Dear Brother Temp,
Jew used to be His Chosen people and I referred to those times.
But I think that Brother Marsh is right after all about the wicked shapes of those things. Hula Hoops, tires, donuts are abominations to the Lord!

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Now you see, that wouldn't happen with a Godly lock made by the smiths of landover. No amount of demonic voodoo would break one of those!

But until Dances learns to respect her menfolk, I don't see why her husband don't discipline her more, or give her quiet time. Ain't he a real man?

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Hula Hoops

I wonder how often your husband lets you out of your cage to post on this forum, Dances. I do wish he wouldn't.

Must have a time delay lock on the cage.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

I wonder how often your husband lets you out of your cage to post on this forum, Dances. I do wish he wouldn't.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Says you, harlot.

God says that a female belongs to either her father or her husband. That includes her cooter. If Brother Hatchet has judged (righteously) that his son-in-law is a worthless good-for-nothing, then it is his Christian duty to take things into his own hands.

I praise Jesus that I can count a Godly man such as Brother Hatchet as my Brother in Christ. If only all daughters could have such a father, the world would be a Holier place.

Praise be. Mr. Hatchet, I apologize. Keep up the good work, sir!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of an animal.

Says you, harlot.

God says that a female belongs to either her father or her husband. That includes her cooter. If Brother Hatchet has judged (righteously) that his son-in-law is a worthless good-for-nothing, then it is his Christian duty to take things into his own hands.

I praise Jesus that I can count a Godly man such as Brother Hatchet as my Brother in Christ. If only all daughters could have such a father, the world would be a Holier place.