[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

I have NEVER sexually assaulted my granddaughter. You dare to slander me?!

You are absolutely right. I apologize and will tithe extra to Landover this week.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Your father hit your housekeeper's child? I hope your housekeeper pressed charges.

They are in our house to serve us. If my Daddy wanted to discipline her, she ought to be grateful for it.

Their family have been with us a long time, and they know how to be grateful, good, and obedient. Unlike you, Dances with goats.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

They are in our house to serve us. If my Daddy wanted to discipline her, she ought to be grateful for it.

Paying someone to clean your house does not give you the right to hit their children.

Their family have been with us a long time, and they know how to be grateful, good, and obedient. Unlike you, Dances with goats.

I am grateful for the good things in my life, and I am a good person. I obey no one unless I find their request reasonable.

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Narrowpathy, twisting my words only makes you seem like a Liberal. That is THEIR tactic, not ours.

Now get Right, literally.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Paying someone to clean your house does not give you the right to hit their children.

You are judging us, silly girl? My housekeeper don't have no problem with my Daddy disciplining her wayward brats. She wants them to grow up proper, not to turn out into a backsassing heathen like yourself.

I am grateful for the good things in my life, and I am a good person. I obey no one unless I find their request reasonable.

You ain't a good person in the eyes of the Lord, just another hellbound heathen who don't know her place.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

You are judging us, silly girl? My housekeeper don't have no problem with my Daddy disciplining her wayward brats. She wants them to grow up proper, not to turn out into a backsassing heathen like yourself.

Any mother who wold allow other people to disipline her children in such a manner is unfit to be a parent.

You ain't a good person in the eyes of the Lord, just another hellbound heathen who don't know her place.

I am a good person in the eyes of my gods - since your god isn't one of them, I really don't care a rat's heinie what he thinks of me.
And at the risk of repeating myself, my place is any-fucking-where I choose to be.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

Any mother who wold allow other people to disipline her children in such a manner is unfit to be a parent.

So you're one of those sissy liebral hippies who believes in taking away discipline and drugging our children instead?
Spare the rod, spoil the child. I thank the Lord you did pull out your womanhood, for it sounds like you would be the unfit mother.

I am a good person in the eyes of my gods - since your god isn't one of them, I really don't care a rat's arse what he thinks of me.
And at the risk of repeating myself, my place is any-piffleing-where I choose to be.

Fair warning, you and your sass-mouth are wearing out your welcome very fast. If you CHOOSE to be on this forum, CHOOSE to respect your hosts.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

So you're one of those sissy liebral hippies who believes in taking away discipline and drugging our children instead?

Where did I advocate drugging children? If you treat children as intelligent human beings, they will respond in like manner.

Spare the rod, spoil the child. I thank the Lord you did pull out your womanhood, for it sounds like you would be the unfit mother.

If not being willing to beat a child into terrorized submission woiuld make me an unfit mother, then you're right.
I babysit quite often for friends and family members, I treat their children as intelligent human beings, and I never have a minute's trouble out of them.

Fair warning, you and your sass-mouth are wearing out your welcome very fast. If you CHOOSE to be on this forum, CHOOSE to respect your hosts.

I offer respect to those I deem worthy of it. LBC has not proven itself worthy.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hula Hoops

If you feel that way, I ain't sure why you're still here, sugar, excepting that you're here to troll. Jesus (and we) don't like trolls, sugar.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

6How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

9And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.
10I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

What is wrong with girls learning how to pleasure True Christian men?
Hula-hoops are God's gift to True Christian men, reward for their tithing and all. I bet Jewish girls had some kinds of hula-hoops in order to learn how to better satisfy Lord's warriors. Praise Jesus!

Dear Marshall,

Your True Christian zealotry is most laudable. But pray, tell me what is sickening and perverse about that post of mine?
The passage from the Bible?
My mentioning of teething? My mentioning of Lord's warriors?
Talking of generosity of the True God?
Or the picture of the girl-child who is learning how to be an excellent sex object for her future beloved True Christian husband?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

My mentioning of teething? Or the picture of the girl-child who is learning how to be an excellent sex object for her future beloved True Christian husband?

I bet that you are contemptible even to other pedophiles. I also bet that you would molest children while they are still in the womb if it were possible. You are a depraved animal.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

I bet that you are contemptible even to other pedophiles. I also bet that you would molest children while they are still in the womb if it were possible. You are a depraved animal.

Mr. Hatchet, that was a typo. Of course I love Paypal and I meant tithing, I probably made the mistake because our 'Slaves of Jesus' project has teething problems.
Anyway, do you want to send those damaged goods to me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

Mr. Hatchet, that was a typo. Of course I love Paypal and I meant tithing, I probably made the mistake because our 'Slaves of Jesus' project has teething problems.
Anyway, do you want to send those damaged goods to me?

I'd like to send my BANNED hammer to you.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hula Hoops

Dear Friends,

It's much worse than ever we feared.

Women have already started to participate in nude auto-erotic asphyxiation using hula hoops!

(BAB-bar added to shield Godly eyes from the horror that is the unclothed female form.)



Yours in Him,
bab

[Marshall]

Re: Hula Hoops

Sickening.
Who would have imagined a simple hoop of plastic could lead a woman to wanton nudity in a public place. It appalls and disgusts me.