[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hula Hoops




Pictures say it all, don't they?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Poor Brother Hatchet. That whore daughter of yours causes you so much heartache and trouble.

Are you sure she and her husband haven't sinned bad enough to be stoned to death over?

I feel for your plight Brother. Let us know if you need any help with the stoning.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I am a patient, loving, and forgiving man. I am giving my shameless hussy of a daughter one more chance.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Is it any wonder that the sodomizing, pedophilic, and otherwise thoroughly depraved ancient Greeks had hula hoops?



Friends, if hula hoops are not a sexual device, then why is this man naked? I rest my case. He also appears to be holding some kind of half-man, half-caterpillar creature in his left hand. A demon, no doubt.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hula Hoops

Poor Brother Hatchet. That whore daughter of yours causes you so much heartache and trouble.

Are you sure she and her husband haven't sinned bad enough to be stoned to death over?

I feel for your plight Brother. Let us know if you need any help with the stoning.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hula Hoops

Amen Brother Hatchet! Once again you are on the forefront of bringing these abdominal abominations to our attention.

I have been repeatedly shocked at the late night fare on television and cable lately as the channels have given themselves over to a barrage of infomercials that hawk no end of scantily clad persons on devices that specialize in pelvic thrusting movements.



Oh sure, they bill themselves as "healthy" and "exercise", but we all know that all that excess thrusting is not necessary for procreation and bringing forth additional soldiers for Christ. "Ab Lounger" is nothing more than a euphemism for wanton fornication.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hula Hoops

Lay off the pot, son. Doing so will improve your memory and your spelling.

Yes, sir. I will, sir. And I promise not to post in this thread again.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Lay off the pot, son. Doing so will improve your memory and your spelling.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hula Hoops

Yeah that was an error... I don't actually recall making that error...

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

I do hope you forgive me Mr Hachet.

Are you a masochist?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

I do hope you forgive me Mr Hachet.

I am going to assume that you misspelled my name accidentally. If it happens again, there will be dire consequences. Try me.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hula Hoops

Old Man Hatchet a communist; HA!

That'd be like saying the Brother Monty wasn't a capitalist.
It'd be like saying Brother Wash wasn't a good debator.
It'd be like saying Hitoshi speaks good English.

It's just baffling concepts.

YIC
V

Yes I do see my concerns were quit unnecessary now. But looking at his picture and reading his story (without the useful information of how many snips he gave to the hula hoop) I feared he might be getting a touch senile and start believing in collective living or something.


I do hope you forgive me Mr Hachet.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

I apologise again H, I was just trying to be nice and look out for you.

You WILL start referring to me as Mr. Hatchet! You are trying my patience and derailing my thread, boy!

[Brother V]

Re: Hula Hoops

I'm sorry Old Man H .

I was just worried you might be a communist.

Old Man Hatchet a communist; HA!

That'd be like saying the Brother Monty wasn't a capitalist.
It'd be like saying Brother Wash wasn't a good debator.
It'd be like saying Hitoshi speaks good English.

It's just baffling concepts.

YIC
V

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hula Hoops

I apologise again H, I was just trying to be nice and look out for you.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

I'm sorry Old Man H .

I was just worried you might be a communist.

Your effrontery and disrespectfulness have just earned you a heap of infraction points.