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Re: Hula Hoops

You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

You vile, un$avED trash!!!!! To refer to Brother Hatchet as such!!!!!!!!!!

He is a Fine Christian Man and in fact, if I could be Certain™ that Pastor wouldn't see this, I'd even throw in a "Humma-Humma!!!"

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.

You said that you were going to break her hymen manually - ie you, a grown man, were going to insert your finger into a child's vagina. That's child molesataion, you pervert.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.

Seeing that the sight of that girl must be a pain for your eyes, and that we, as my wife says can use some domestic help, we can help you, Mr. Hatchet, and accept those damaged goods. Send her to us.

[Deaner]

Re: Hula Hoops

I've got no problem with disipline, but 'beating', as you put it, your own grand daughter is disgusting. I wish more kids got off their backsides from watching tv all day and did more physical activity.

Don't you see the problem? If you beat them they wouldn't be watching TV all day; they'd do exactly as they're told. It's gotten to the point in my household that I only have to pretend I'm going to get the correction rod to get everybody jumping. I still give out a few whacks though just to let them know I'm serious.

[bung79]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hang on a second! This is a parenting forum and I believe I'm entitled to throw in my two cents worth. He openly admitted "beating" his daughter and grand daughter. In many countries obesity is getting out of hand but yet you condemn something why simply and innocently promotes excercise. Nothing more. I've got no problem with disipline, but 'beating', as you put it, your own grand daughter is disgusting. I wish more kids got off their backsides from watching tv all day and did more physical activity.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hula Hoops

You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

Watch your mouth young lady!

Would you like for his grand daughter to end up like this?

(WARNING: EXPLICIT IMAGE, LADIES DO NOT WATCH!)


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[Deaner]

Re: Hula Hoops

You're nothing more than a gutless coward

Your nothing more than a vile austrailian with a name popular amongst queers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

This, coming from a drunken aussie scum who spends his time spewing hatred on God's favorite forum.....

I should ban you right here and now. Brother Hatchet is a deeply respected elder in Landover Baptist church, and a Gold Tither. You aren't fit to lick his sensible shoes.

[bung79]

Re: Hula Hoops

You silly old coot. You beat your own daughter and gand daughter because she had a hula hoop? You're nothing more than a gutless coward

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hula Hoops

Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.

You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.

Tommy, we don't mind questions at all. But we don't allow 16 year old queers to post on our Godly forum. You lied your way in here, and God hates liars as much as He hates sodomites.

Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.

[Talitha]

Re: Hula Hoops

Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.

You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.

Son, how old are you? 10? 12? Can't be any more.

The only closed minded people here are the Tunnel-Visioned Atheist Trolls, who instead of taking a drink from the Fountain of knowledge merely Gargled.

[Truth giving teen]

Re: Hula Hoops

You are certainly the end product of the LIEbral education system that began its decline during the aftermath of the hula hoop era. Your cynicism displays the lack of a moral compass engendered by decades of ethical "relativity" in our institutions. Bill Clinton is a product of that generation and rose to power as the President of the most powerful nation on earth. We witnessed the daily diary of his oral escapades and semen stained dresses with a zaftig intern. You might laugh at school shootings until one of your feral classmates, who have no respect for or hold life sacred, puts a bullet through your head.

Wake up son, we have no way of enforcing our beliefs on anyone. Don't just "believe" me, go look up your own history.

Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.

You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hula Hoops

I choose not to completely take in your side of the story, mostly because you chose a biased view of it. However I understand what you are saying. But it is truly hard to believe you, because almost everyone on this site is a close minded stereotypical Christian who chooses to enforce their religion unto others in complete disregard of others' beliefs. And by your biased view of history, it is obvious that you are one of them.


Yet I still laugh.
I laugh at pretty much anything society doesn't(and some things society does).
The nation is in tears because of a school shooting... I laugh
A bunch of college students are found dead... I laugh
9/11... I laugh


Have a nice day.

You are certainly the end product of the LIEbral education system that began its decline during the aftermath of the hula hoop era. Your cynicism displays the lack of a moral compass engendered by decades of ethical "relativity" in our institutions. Bill Clinton is a product of that generation and rose to power as the President of the most powerful nation on earth. We witnessed the daily diary of his oral escapades and semen stained dresses with a zaftig intern. You might laugh at school shootings until one of your feral classmates, who have no respect for or hold life sacred, puts a bullet through your head.

Wake up son, we have no way of enforcing our beliefs on anyone. Don't just "believe" me, go look up your own history.

[Truth giving teen]

Re: Hula Hoops

Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".

This is no laughing matter.

I choose not to completely take in your side of the story, mostly because you chose a biased view of it. However I understand what you are saying. But it is truly hard to believe you, because almost everyone on this site is a close minded stereotypical Christian who chooses to enforce their religion unto others in complete disregard of others' beliefs. And by your biased view of history, it is obvious that you are one of them.

This is no laughing matter.

Yet I still laugh.
I laugh at pretty much anything society doesn't(and some things society does).
The nation is in tears because of a school shooting... I laugh
A bunch of college students are found dead... I laugh
9/11... I laugh


Have a nice day.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hula Hoops

I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry, but comparing sex to a hula hoop is just foolish. Yeah, they are swinging around their hips, so what? How is that anything like sex? It is a simple toy. My grandma did the whole hula hoop phase, and she is the biggest prude I know. Your personal (and somewhat silly) belief that it is equal to fornication is clearly wrong, seeing how an entire generation was into it, and back then it was harmless fun. Today it is old and outdated, rarely used. But it is still seen as simple fun.
You are another example of a close minded Christian.

Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".

This is no laughing matter.