The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

That's OK us Ossie's over here are still trying to figure out just what the hell does the shaking of the fingers mean. I cannot stand it over here with them, if there not on the damn T.V. there in your shopping mall, or some mormon has let there kids watch it and then they go outside and sing the vile filth in he street, oh the shame of it. Its all so bad, send them of to Cambodia or somewhere. Anywhere just not here.

There is hope for you, child. I hope you're ready with a healthy tithe and an open heart when our missionaries arrive in July.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

That's OK us Ossie's over here are still trying to figure out just what the hell does the shaking of the fingers mean. I cannot stand it over here with them, if there not on the damn T.V. there in your shopping mall, or some moron has let there kids watch it and then they go outside and sing the vile filth in he street, oh the shame of it. Its all so bad, send them of to Cambodia or somewhere. Anywhere just not here.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

CHORUS
Hey there shaky shaky
Shaking is fun to do
Hey there shaky shaky
I want to shake with you

Well, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking, shaky shaky

CHORUS

Well then, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking now
Shake it all out

Lord Jesus, please protect our nation's children from these monsters!
Unbelievable! Any "parent" who allows this trash into their homes should be immediately arrested for child abuse.

[Nobar King]

Re: The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

I don't even want to think about WHAT they're wiggling.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Wiggles - the latest Australien threat to our families!

By the looks of it, those men are Trekkies, Sister Mary. Not only do they want to sodomize children, they also want to fill their heads with secular nonsense and silly ideas about space travel. Anyway, I researched some of their songs. One is a thinly-veiled reference to copulation entitled "Shaky Shaky."



CHORUS
Hey there shaky shaky
Shaking is fun to do
Hey there shaky shaky
I want to shake with you

Well, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking, shaky shaky

CHORUS

Well then, shake a little faster
Shake a little slower
Keep on shaking now
Shake it all out


I saw another song called "Fruit Salad." Those peverted, Trekkie beasts need to be stopped immediately!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Friends, just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, the Homosexual Agenda has joined forces with Godless Australia (our missionaries can't arrive soon enough) to create the newest threat to our families - "The Wiggles".
This is a group of sodomites in brightly colored shirts whose job it is to infiltrate our homes and insinuate themselves in our children's lives.

Here are some sample lyrics from their outrageous songs - prepare to be outraged.

Wake up, Jeff, everybody’s wiggling
Wake up, Jeff, we really need you
Wake up, Jeff; you’re missing all the fun now
Wake up, Jeff, before the days through

What’s that sound?, I can hear somebody snoring
What’s that sound?, its not Murray or Greg
Anthony’s awake, so let’s have another guess now
Oh my goodness, it must be Jeff

If that doesn't promote sodomite orgies, I don't know what does!
It gets even worse.

We're gonna do the monkey (oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah)
Do the monkey (oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah)
Monkey, Monkey (oh oh ah ah oh oh ah ah)
That's alright

We're going to "do" the monkey? Sodomy, bestiality, and EVILution all in one of the most vile songs it's ever been my misfortune to come across!

Jump in the car
And buckle up
And we can ride the whole day long
Jump in the car
Put on my seat belt
And we can ride the whole day long


Ride into town
Walk down the street
Get back in the car
And buckle up into my seat
Yes that’s the way we do it
Riding in our big red car

Ugh. We must do something about these atrocities. Write to your senators, to your congressmen, to the president! We need to ban these abominations from the Godly United States!