[Nobar King]

Re: Sex ed

Can't you find some other rag-muncher to identify with?

[lady_c]

Re: Sex ed

Unlike you obviously, I don't ask women when/if they are on their period.
Arrg, don't talk to me until you shave....

[Nobar King]

Re: Sex ed

Unlike you obviously, I don't ask women when/if they are on their period.
Arrg, don't talk to me until you shave....

I don't recall ever speaking to you.

But, seriously, where in the Bible is it written that a man should not wear a beard?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Sex ed

So you're saying that most men don't see any form of expression on our part when we're loving on them as defilement, but a women and her husband decide together what defiles the bed? That makes sense. Does that also mean that there aren't any rules referring to sex in the bible other than the ones banning same sex intimacy and incest? If so, that means that the men in this forum are... what? They just like women that are quiet all around? I was worried that they expected marriage to be droll and uninteresting all around...

I have no intentions of getting married in the near future, but if so, I certainly wouldn't expect my marriage to be droll.

Main Entry:1droll Pronunciation: \ˈdrōl\ Function:adjective : having a humorous, whimsical, or odd quality

I know how hard it is for most women to even form any kind of coherent sentence at all, so I certainly wouldn't expect them to be humorous or whimsical. And odd is a synonym for queer, so odd marriages are right out.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Sex ed

I have no intentions of getting married in the near future,

Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?

[Seeker]

Re: Sex ed

Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?

Not all. Some are like Paul. Happy to be single because that gives them more time to serve the Lord.

[JennyD]

Re: Sex ed

What if the woman's on her rags??? Strawberry cream wouldn't be too appertising.....

If you bothered to pay attention, Lady_Cunt, you'd know that women are unclean during their time of the month -- or, as you Australiennes put it, "on her rags" -- and are not permitted to be in contact with other people.

Now, how would a husband attempt relations with his wife when she is out in her shed? That would be vile and disgusting.

Likewise, husbands will not be permitted in the private rooms at The Monthly Visitor, my luxury B&B-style getaway for Freehold's Silver, Gold, and Platinum Tither ladies during their time. (The Don't Drip Inn will be opening a few months after The Monthly Visitor, and will provide rustic accommodations for Pewter and Tin Tithers.)

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Sex ed

Aren't you TC's compelled to marry and make babies for Jesus?

I just have this for you:

1 Corinthians 7:7-9 (King James Version)


For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of GOD, one after this manner, and another after that.
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Sex ed

I just have this for you:

1 Corinthians 7:7-9 (King James Version)


For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of GOD, one after this manner, and another after that.
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

Paul also says that women are saved in child-bearing. How are the women supposed to bear children if the men are all supposed to be celibate?

Paul also says that pastors should be the husband of one wife.

So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Sex ed

Paul also says that women are saved in child-bearing. How are the women supposed to bear children if the men are all supposed to be celibate?

Paul also says that pastors should be the husband of one wife.

So Zeke needs to either marry Thumper or they need to break off the engagement.

Don't you have some dishes to do, or some meal to cook, or something, woman? The matter of women having a soul, and therefore being able to be Saved© is still a matter of debate, but assuming you do, it would be a problem for Ms. Thumper, not for dear Pastor Zeke, he does not have to bear with that situation, for he is a man of might, is that clear, or do I need to explain it to you more physically?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Sex ed

Unlike you obviously, I don't ask women when/if they are on their period.

If she's really using a rag like a Godly Christian woman instead of using a tampon like a harlot, you don't have to ask. You can smell it from several feet away.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Sex ed

Don't you have some dishes to do, or some meal to cook, or something, woman?

Nope.

The matter of women having a soul, and therefore being able to be Saved© is still a matter of debate,

Paul apparently was of the opinion that women had a soul, otherwise he would not have spoken of their being "saved."

but assuming you do, it would be a problem for Ms. Thumper, not for dear Pastor Zeke, he does not have to bear with that situation, for he is a man of might, is that clear,

So the whole business of making babies is her problem, not his? She can't get herself pregnant, you know.
And he can't make a baby with a bear.

or do I need to explain it to you more physically?

Explain it to me physically? Over an internet connection? What are you going to do, email me a picture of a fist?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Sex ed

If she's really using a rag like a Godly Christian woman instead of using a tampon like a harlot, you don't have to ask. You can smell it from several feet away.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Not if she showers daily.

[Nobar King]

Re: Sex ed

Explain it to me physically? Over an internet connection? What are you going to do, email me a picture of a fist?

Sending you telepathic messages hasn't been working, apparently. You might want to check your receiver.

[tLakota]

Re: Sex ed

Not if she showers daily.

I have to agree with Dances, good women are always clean if they have a water source. In fact, if you're lost in the woods and have a water bottle, you can still stay clean to a degree. Both my mom and I wear pads and we never smell bad.