[Didymus Much]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

...no virgins do not give birth...

Ever heard of IVF?

... and the dead do not rise...

Ever heard of a defibrillator?

... Jesus did not die like mortals do he is the son of God...

Then why did they bury Him?

...you see anyone can say anything. it does not mean it is true...

Uh, yeah. That.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Mary was not a virgin she was merely said to be.

You do realize, Mr. Self-Described Christian, that you have just called one of the core teachings of Christianity a lie.

you see anyone can say anything. it does not mean it is true.

You don't even see the irony, do you?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

you explain why it is that when veiwng the earth from the outer atmosphere it is quite plain to see that it is round.

Are you being difficult on purpose? A coin is round, but it is not a sphere. Earth is a disc that is slightly higher in the center.

[Bret Henderson]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

You do realize, Mr. Self-Described Christian, that you have just called one of the core teachings of Christianity a lie.

You don't even see the irony, do you?

its not irony it is just the same thing. the word of the scribes is no more credible than mine, or yours.

you also failed to answer my question which makes you a dodger and a man incapable of original thought. I am ignoring all replies from you till you answer my question.

show me proof that the Bible the the untainted pure word of God without quoting the Bible? you cant do it can you?

it is easy for be to provide evidence to the opposite, which is it was written by sinful man therefore can be perfect.

Are you being difficult on purpose? A coin is round, but it is not a sphere. Earth is a disc that is slightly higher in the center.

lol nope it did not look like a flat disc slightly raised in the middle, it looked like a sphere.

if the world was not a sphere we would not need satellites would we. and dont say they do not exists because there are so many of them up there these days, it is easy to spot many on a clear night.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Perhaps you'd take the word of the United Nations?
Unfortunately they've just been hacked so I can't get a direct update check here later

Here is a 3rd party link:

I think you'll find reality a better guide to life than the agenda-driven "Inspector Rex"!

[Bret Henderson]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

The united nations do not claim the world is flat.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

show me proof that the Bible the the untainted pure word of God without quoting the Bible? you cant do it can you?

If you can't rely on the Bible, then how do you know what to believe about God? We've asked you that repeatedly, and you surely have an answer, since you never ever dodge questions. Oh, that's right: You have the yammering in your head, which you get to rely on as God's infallible word with no evidence whatsoever.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

sorry but i can not take you or anyone else here seriously. anyone who believes the world is flat, bashes women, and thinks dinosaurs are ancient giant kangaroos are obviously the inbred offspring from retarded apes. nothing like an intelligent human being.

As you'd know if you read anything outside of your two threads, you'd know that my congregation does not believe the world is flat.

You clearly cannot comprehend the difference between "bashing women" and Christian Domestic Discipline, which is the same use of corporal punishment as spanking an unruly child.

And I have said nothing about dinosaurs and kangaroos.

Now, can you kindly answer my questions instead of spitting out more of your pathetic ad hominem attacks?

How can you say the women are "scared"?

And why do you assume that only the men flog the women in their S&M sex scenes? Haven't you ever heard of a "dominatrix"?

[Bret Henderson]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

still ignoring pastor isaac.

As you'd know if you read anything outside of your two threads, you'd know that my congregation does not believe the world is flat.

You clearly cannot comprehend the difference between "bashing women" and Christian Domestic Discipline, which is the same use of corporal punishment as spanking an unruly child.

And I have said nothing about dinosaurs and kangaroos.

Now, can you kindly answer my questions instead of spitting out more of your pathetic ad hominem attacks?

i have read other threads where you people claim the world to be flat.

spanking children is illegal here. it is equal to assault.

you might not have said anything about dinosours and kangaroos, but i have read a topic where you people do just that.

well of course they are scared, they are scared of being beaten by cowards like yourself.

I am obsessed with anal sex. And I worship phallic idols.



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I pee in my mouth!

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

still ignoring pastor isaac.

You've turned your hypocrisy up to 11, haven't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I am obsessed with anal sex. And I worship phallic idols.



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I pee in my mouth!

Can you give me one reason why I shouldn't ban you from this forum, pervert?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

i have read other threads where you people claim the world to be flat.

Oh, so all Christians are now "you people", eh?

You have never seen me claim the world to be flat. But I guess as a Christian, I'm one of "you people".

spanking children is illegal here. it is equal to assault.

That'd explain why little brats like you run around on your Mommy's computer saying vile things to strangers without fear of punishment.

you might not have said anything about dinosours and kangaroos, but i have read a topic where you people do just that.

"you people" again. Bigot.

well of course they are scared, they are scared of being beaten by cowards like yourself.

What women have I beaten?

And one more time,

And why do you assume that only the men flog the women in their S&M sex scenes? Haven't you ever heard of a "dominatrix"?

[Kenny Ray]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Gosh...

I don't know if I'll ever have enough patience to be a True Christian™. You all just keep feeding these godless trolls, and they refuse to hear the Good News. Bless you all for trying to save them from burning for all eternity.

And... to all of you who just can't understand Gods Will. *sigh* I don't know what to say. When I read the KJV it is very clear to me. I am having a hard time understanding how people who think they are so smart can't understand simple English. I am honestly thinking that it may be a case of what I like to call "willful ignorance". You all don't want to know the truth - because you don't want the responsibility.

Mrs. Portway is obviously fulfilling her role. The Portways are obviously walking a True Christian™ path. Mrs. Portway is a young wife - she is going to need a heavy hand from time to time, but you know what? That is between God and Mr. Portway; and Mr. Portway and his obedient wife. If you don't understand - then pray for understanding. God can heal your stupidity.

I apologize to all of the True Christians™ here, if I'm coming off as needy or impatient. I came on this thread just to find out how the blessed pregnancy is coming along... and *uuuhg* the ignorance of the unsaved that I have to wade through is unsettling.

So, how is the pregnancy coming along? I hope Mrs. Portway isn't reading all of this trash talking. It isn't healthy for the baby.

And just a tip for the Daddy to be - I know from first hand experience that it can be difficult not to spare the rod when you see that disgustingly large belly and pathetic puss on their face. When my wife needed tending to - I would just give her a swift one in the shin - or something wicked to just about any part of the leg. The problem was - sometimes she would piss herself. You don't want that. I found, in the end, the best place to get her attention is the soft skin under the arm, below the arm-pit. You can grab a handful of flesh and have her on her toes faster than she can praise the Lord. If that causes her to piss - then she isn't even trying to hold it.

Before I figured out the soft flesh trick - I had to bring my wife outside in the grass to tune her up. She was ruining my hard-wood floors. The problem with bringing her outside (for me) was nosy, UN-Godly neighbors. I almost had to lump one of my neighbors up, because he stepped out of line like some of the folks ranting nonsense in this thread. Luckily, he called the police (like a coward) - and we have some God fearing men in blue in our village who understand that when a wife says she isn't going to press charges on her husband because God is watching and she would never disrespect her husband in such a way, that they better get back to the do-nut shop and let folks get on with a Godly Christian Life-style™.

God Bless the Happy Couple!

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Gosh...

I don't know if I'll ever have enough patience to be a True Christian™. You all just keep feeding these godless trolls, and they refuse to hear the Good News. Bless you all for trying to save them from burning for all eternity.

And... to all of you who just can't understand Gods Will. *sigh* I don't know what to say. When I read the KJV it is very clear to me. I am having a hard time understanding how people who think they are so smart can't understand simple English. I am honestly thinking that it may be a case of what I like to call "willful ignorance". You all don't want to know the truth - because you don't want the responsibility.

Mrs. Portway is obviously fulfilling her role. The Portways are obviously walking a True Christian™ path. Mrs. Portway is a young wife - she is going to need a heavy hand from time to time, but you know what? That is between God and Mr. Portway; and Mr. Portway and his obedient wife. If you don't understand - then pray for understanding. God can heal your stupidity.

I apologize to all of the True Christians™ here, if I'm coming off as needy or impatient. I came on this thread just to find out how the blessed pregnancy is coming along... and *uuuhg* the ignorance of the unsaved that I have to wade through is unsettling.

So, how is the pregnancy coming along? I hope Mrs. Portway isn't reading all of this trash talking. It isn't healthy for the baby.

And just a tip for the Daddy to be - I know from first hand experience that it can be difficult not to spare the rod when you see that disgustingly large belly and pathetic puss on their face. When my wife needed tending to - I would just give her a swift one in the shin - or something wicked to just about any part of the leg. The problem was - sometimes she would piss herself. You don't want that. I found, in the end, the best place to get her attention is the soft skin under the arm, below the arm-pit. You can grab a handful of flesh and have her on her toes faster than she can praise the Lord. If that causes her to piss - then she isn't even trying to hold it.

Before I figured out the soft flesh trick - I had to bring my wife outside in the grass to tune her up. She was ruining my hard-wood floors. The problem with bringing her outside (for me) was nosy, UN-Godly neighbors. I almost had to lump one of my neighbors up, because he stepped out of line like some of the folks ranting nonsense in this thread. Luckily, he called the police (like a coward) - and we have some God fearing men in blue in our village who understand that when a wife says she isn't going to press charges on her husband because God is watching and she would never disrespect her husband in such a way, that they better get back to the do-nut shop and let folks get on with a Godly Christian Life-style™.

God Bless the Happy Couple!

Thank you for your nice post. Aaron said I should feel lucky that someone bothered to say something nice considering how much I whine and complain and that unless I was totally selfish I should at least thank you for taking the time to post. So thank you again.

As for the baby, I'm feeling better lately, except for my knee. One of the breed sows knocked me down in her pen when I picked up one of her piglets. It was the runt and Aaron had told me to get rid of it, but when I picked it up, it just looked so sad and cute that I was petting it and it snuggled up against me, but then the sow crashed into me and knocked me down, and I dropped the piglet and she stepped right on it.

I screamed and Aaron came running outside and he got really mad that I messed up something as easy as culling a runt. He told me to clean myself up and get him dinner. He threw the dead piglet into the manure pile.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

He told me to clean myself up and get him dinner. He threw the dead piglet into the manure pile.

The lesson there is that God's conditional love is infinite!

YIC