[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Hi. Aaron asked me today if I had posted in this tread lately and I told him I hadn't. Then I accidentally fell down the back steps. So anyway, I'm less sick now, but I'm tired alot, especially after feeding the hogs, mucking their pens, and weeding the corn.

But Aaron says if it doesn't kill me, it's making me stronger. And I think he's right because some days when I wake up, I'm hardly sore at all and my foot is almost all healed and I almost don't limp at all, which is good, since Aaron said I was just doing it for sympathy and if I didn't knock it off he'd really give me a reason to shuffle around like a cripple.



YIC


Mrs. Naomi Portway

Good for you, dear.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Hi. Aaron asked me today if I had posted in this tread lately and I told him I hadn't. Then I accidentally fell down the back steps. So anyway, I'm less sick now, but I'm tired alot, especially after feeding the hogs, mucking their pens, and weeding the corn.

But Aaron says if it doesn't kill me, it's making me stronger. And I think he's right because some days when I wake up, I'm hardly sore at all and my foot is almost all healed and I almost don't limp at all, which is good, since Aaron said I was just doing it for sympathy and if I didn't knock it off he'd really give me a reason to shuffle around like a cripple.



YIC


Mrs. Naomi Portway

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I wish I could find a husband so I could have a baby. But Brooklyn is full of Crackheads like my Dad. Thank God he was thrown in jail before he got me pregnant. I forgot to mention that my father used to rape me all the time.

You poor girl! I am certain Jesus is on your side to make sure you will get the husband you deserve! Your evil father will burn in Hell for sure.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Hi everybody. Aaron said I should post here so that everybody would stop bugging him about me. Im still sick most of the time, so Aaron says I shouldnt wear nice clothes since I just throw up all over them. He also says just because im having a baby it doesn't mean I get to eat like a pig and balloon up like some sort of hideous cow.

Im trying to not make him hate me for being such a gross loser, but it's really hard. I just seem to make mistakes all the time and then he has to yell at me and discipline me. And I still keep falling down the stairs and hurting myself other ways too.

YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

[Isabel G]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I wish I could find a husband so I could have a baby. But Brooklyn is full of Crackheads like my Dad. Thank God he was thrown in jail before he got me pregnant. I forgot to mention that my father used to rape me all the time.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Hi Brother Portway,

I'm just checking in to see if the little Mrs. is showing yet?

I guess she must be... but I couldn't tell in the pillow case with the neck and arm cut outs she was wearing to Church today....?

Blessings!

Sister Thumper

Is that what 'that smell' was? I thought maybe a nigra had hidden up in the balcony in back again.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Hi Brother Portway,

I'm just checking in to see if the little Mrs. is showing yet?

I guess she must be... but I couldn't tell in the pillow case with the neck and arm cut outs she was wearing to Church today....?

Blessings!

Sister Thumper

[Art Speir]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Congratulations. Good luck getting that boy, and if it does end up being a girl there is always a chance of getting pregnant again.

[juliet]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

But why should she have to, when she can bear children and focus her energies on raising up the next generation?

What happens to the children when nobody stays home with them to take care of them? You think they should be "latchkey kids"? Or left to pedophilic babysitters?

it is so true! Bearing children is a woman's mission in life, and a great source of joy and pride! My two babies (the 5th and the 6th) will be born within one month and my husband told me he would like to impregnating me again within Christmas. it would mean that next year in september i could be mother again...

[Kenny Ray]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Thank you for your nice post. Aaron said I should feel lucky that someone bothered to say something nice considering how much I whine and complain and that unless I was totally selfish I should at least thank you for taking the time to post. So thank you again.

As for the baby, I'm feeling better lately, except for my knee. One of the breed sows knocked me down in her pen when I picked up one of her piglets. It was the runt and Aaron had told me to get rid of it, but when I picked it up, it just looked so sad and cute that I was petting it and it snuggled up against me, but then the sow crashed into me and knocked me down, and I dropped the piglet and she stepped right on it.

I screamed and Aaron came running outside and he got really mad that I messed up something as easy as culling a runt. He told me to clean myself up and get him dinner. He threw the dead piglet into the manure pile.

When is the baby due? I would like to put in on my calendar, so I'll be sure to wish you congratulations when you push your first male child out.

I assume you have checked to ensure that you are having a boy. I hear there are ways that God often fixes things, when that isn't the case.

YIC,

Kenny Ray

[James Hutchins]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

The more you suffer, the more God loves you.

[juliet]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Dear Mrs Portway, congratulations! don't worry about belly pain, it is only temporary and tends to diminish when you proceed with pregnancies.

I myself am Pregnant of 2 twins (Andrew and Martin) to be delivered in august, and are already a proud mother of Daniel (5), Adam (4), Elizabeth (3) and Jacob (2).

[Deaner]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Oh.

I kinda thought that might be it, but I didn't want to say anything that gross.

Nothing is gross in Christ's world my Sister; there is only truth.

Would a queer burning in hell for guiding a bloddied penis in his mouth be gross or truth?

Christ would say it is truth, not gross.

Christ would then bless you and ask you for a blow-job; then tell you He loves you.

Peace be with you Sister.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

As you can see Sister Naomi, Fleur-de-lis has been banned. You are to be commended for your sharp eye though.

Back pregnancies are a fantasy of queers who hope to squeeze Christ's soldiers out of their anus.

Oh.

I kinda thought that might be it, but I didn't want to say anything that gross.

[Deaner]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Whats a back pregnancy? I thought all babies were in your stomach.

As you can see Sister Naomi, Fleur-de-lis has been banned. You are to be commended for your sharp eye though.

Back pregnancies are a fantasy of queers who hope to squeeze Christ's soldiers out of their anus.