[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

How is a child going to have a baby?

You secular people are so funny with your entirely arbitrary rules about nature like you know better just because you had some thoughts that you think are special.

They go on about how 'natural selection' made us perfect and then start whining when a young woman is fully equipped to have babies. Are they saying that evolution got it wrong? I thought that they got their 'morals' from evolution. How come the two don't match up?

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

What did you expect when you married a child?

How is a child going to have a baby?

You secular people are so funny with your entirely arbitrary rules about nature like you know better just because you had some thoughts that you think are special.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I mean, it's almost like I adopted a kid instead of getting married!

What did you expect when you married a child?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

If His plan doesn't involve them getting pregnant, they won't get pregnant.

You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

And how would a woman gain experience except by bringing up a child?

Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

ThinksDesign

How do you know this? Upon what do you base your statement?

[Thinks Design]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Listen you false Christian slut, don't go filling my young wife's head with your liberal lies! She's confused enough already.

I swear, I forgot what is was like to be married. I wake up in the morning, and she's there, whining about how sick she feels. And every time I need to use the bathroom, she's in there ahead of me. I come home from work, and she's there, with her excuse for dinner, acting like she deserves a medal for heating up a can of soup!

I mean, it's almost like I adopted a kid instead of getting married!

So all you can do is call me a slut?

I hope you treat your wife with more respect.

Christian's should respect everyone.

ThinksDesign?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

ThinksDesign

Listen you false Christian slut, don't go filling my young wife's head with your liberal lies! She's confused enough already.

I swear, I forgot what is was like to be married. I wake up in the morning, and she's there, whining about how sick she feels. And every time I need to use the bathroom, she's in there ahead of me. I come home from work, and she's there, with her excuse for dinner, acting like she deserves a medal for heating up a can of soup!

I mean, it's almost like I adopted a kid instead of getting married!

[Thinks Design]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I'm sure that God's plan for many women does not involve getting pregnant.

You need life experience before you can bring up a child everybody knows that!

Turning women into baby factories is not God's plan.

ThinksDesign

[Jedediah]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

God has a plan for all of us but there is no need to to rush into childbirth like this.

Nonsense. Women only have so many good child-bearing years at their disposal. The sooner they start, the larger a quiver full of children they can make!

As far as I'm concerned, every girl should start making babies as soon as she starts getting her moonblood. Every time a girl has her moonblood, that one less potential Christian being brought into the world.

Start early, and stay pregnant. Don't have a de facto abortion by letting your eggs go unused. Some states have even recognized that life begins immediately after a woman's last unclean time.

Why do you hate children?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

You poor thing! You should not be giving birth at such a young age. You should be out doors playing with your friends and exploring God's creation!

God has a plan for all of us but there is no need to to rush into childbirth like this.

I hope you read this and can start to think independently. God gave everyone a brain to use (YES EVEN WOMEN!!!).

ThinksDesign.

How do you know what God's plan is for her?

Do you think you know better than He?

If He didn't want her to bear children, how could she get pregnant?

[Thinks Design]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

You poor thing! You should not be giving birth at such a young age. You should be out doors playing with your friends and exploring God's creation!

God has a plan for all of us but there is no need to to rush into childbirth like this.

I hope you read this and can start to think independently. God gave everyone a brain to use (YES EVEN WOMEN!!!).

ThinksDesign.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

DON'T ROAST IT!!

Hey, you can't be too sure with kids these days.

[Jedediah]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Aaron wanted me to post that I might be pregnant. I feel really sick most of the time and my stomach hurts. But Aaron says we have to be sure before we stop trying. He doesn't trust doctors, so he said we will keep trying until I get fat from the baby growing in my stomach.


YIC

Mrs. Portway

This is joyous news indeed. Once you have borne your Godly husband a new little soldier for Christ, you will have fulfilled one of your requirements for Salvation. Hold fast to God's Word, fear Him, and obey His commandments, and you will be joining the rest of us in Heaven.

I Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Aaron wanted me to thank you for taking the time to help teach me how to be a better Christian wife. So thank you very much Mr. Porter.

YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

Have you learned to darn socks yet?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Aaron wanted me to thank you for taking the time to help teach me how to be a better Christian wife. So thank you very much Mr. Porter.

YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

And Naomi, remember don't listen to any nonsense about pain relief during the birth. All this stuff about TENS machines and epidurals goes directly against God's will. I actually turned off the morphine supply during Mrs O'fagans Cesarian section operation. She made a big fuss about it at the time but it saved her an eternity of suffering later,

YIC

Jack

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Well young lady, give thanks to God for the gift of a child. And always remember that every time you heave your Cheerios in the morning, and your tummy hurts, that the first foolish woman brought the curse on herself and you.

Genesis 3: 13-16 "And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

You need to be vigilant in prayer that it is a son rather than a daughter, so at least the pain is worthwhile as a new Christian soldier is created by the hand of God.

In Christ

Aaron wanted me to thank you for taking the time to help teach me how to be a better Christian wife. So thank you very much Mr. Porter.

YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway