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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post

    I am obsessed with anal sex. And I worship phallic idols.



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    I pee in my mouth!
    Can you give me one reason why I shouldn't ban you from this forum, pervert?

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  • Oliver Brendan Hayve
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    still ignoring pastor isaac.
    You've turned your hypocrisy up to 11, haven't you?

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  • Bret Henderson
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    still ignoring pastor isaac.

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    As you'd know if you read anything outside of your two threads, you'd know that my congregation does not believe the world is flat.

    You clearly cannot comprehend the difference between "bashing women" and Christian Domestic Discipline, which is the same use of corporal punishment as spanking an unruly child.

    And I have said nothing about dinosaurs and kangaroos.

    Now, can you kindly answer my questions instead of spitting out more of your pathetic ad hominem attacks?
    i have read other threads where you people claim the world to be flat.

    spanking children is illegal here. it is equal to assault.

    you might not have said anything about dinosours and kangaroos, but i have read a topic where you people do just that.

    well of course they are scared, they are scared of being beaten by cowards like yourself.

    I am obsessed with anal sex. And I worship phallic idols.



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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    sorry but i can not take you or anyone else here seriously. anyone who believes the world is flat, bashes women, and thinks dinosaurs are ancient giant kangaroos are obviously the inbred offspring from retarded apes. nothing like an intelligent human being.
    As you'd know if you read anything outside of your two threads, you'd know that my congregation does not believe the world is flat.

    You clearly cannot comprehend the difference between "bashing women" and Christian Domestic Discipline, which is the same use of corporal punishment as spanking an unruly child.

    And I have said nothing about dinosaurs and kangaroos.

    Now, can you kindly answer my questions instead of spitting out more of your pathetic ad hominem attacks?

    How can you say the women are "scared"?

    And why do you assume that only the men flog the women in their S&M sex scenes? Haven't you ever heard of a "dominatrix"?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    show me proof that the Bible the the untainted pure word of God without quoting the Bible? you cant do it can you?
    If you can't rely on the Bible, then how do you know what to believe about God? We've asked you that repeatedly, and you surely have an answer, since you never ever dodge questions. Oh, that's right: You have the yammering in your head, which you get to rely on as God's infallible word with no evidence whatsoever.

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  • Bret Henderson
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    The united nations do not claim the world is flat.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Perhaps you'd take the word of the United Nations?
    Unfortunately they've just been hacked so I can't get a direct update check here later


    Here is a 3rd party link:

    I think you'll find reality a better guide to life than the agenda-driven "Inspector Rex"!

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  • Bret Henderson
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    You do realize, Mr. Self-Described Christian, that you have just called one of the core teachings of Christianity a lie.

    You don't even see the irony, do you?
    its not irony it is just the same thing. the word of the scribes is no more credible than mine, or yours.

    you also failed to answer my question which makes you a dodger and a man incapable of original thought. I am ignoring all replies from you till you answer my question.

    show me proof that the Bible the the untainted pure word of God without quoting the Bible? you cant do it can you?

    it is easy for be to provide evidence to the opposite, which is it was written by sinful man therefore can be perfect.

    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    Are you being difficult on purpose? A coin is round, but it is not a sphere. Earth is a disc that is slightly higher in the center.

    lol nope it did not look like a flat disc slightly raised in the middle, it looked like a sphere.

    if the world was not a sphere we would not need satellites would we. and dont say they do not exists because there are so many of them up there these days, it is easy to spot many on a clear night.

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    you explain why it is that when veiwng the earth from the outer atmosphere it is quite plain to see that it is round.
    Are you being difficult on purpose? A coin is round, but it is not a sphere. Earth is a disc that is slightly higher in the center.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    Mary was not a virgin she was merely said to be.
    You do realize, Mr. Self-Described Christian, that you have just called one of the core teachings of Christianity a lie.

    you see anyone can say anything. it does not mean it is true.
    You don't even see the irony, do you?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    ...no virgins do not give birth...
    Ever heard of IVF?

    ... and the dead do not rise...
    Ever heard of a defibrillator?

    ... Jesus did not die like mortals do he is the son of God...
    Then why did they bury Him?

    ...you see anyone can say anything. it does not mean it is true...
    Uh, yeah. That.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.
    Eyewitness testimony is often unreliable; those scientists whom you worship tell us so.

    Also, the Bible clearly states, in words not open to interpretation:

    Matt. 4:8-9: Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

    As a matter of simple geometry, that isn't possible, no matter how high the mountain is, if the earth is a sphere. So do you believe that an important event during the earthly ministry of Our Lord never happened, or do you believe that the earth is flat?

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  • Bret Henderson
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Well science tells us that virgins don't give birth and the the dead don't rise. How do you feel about those things?

    Are they meant to be taken literally in your view? How do you interpret these things?

    Or will this just be another question that you will dodge?

    YIC

    Jack
    you explain why it is that when veiwng the earth from the outer atmosphere it is quite plain to see that it is round.

    no virgins do not give birth. and the dead do not rise. Jesus did not die like mortals do he is the son of God. Mary was not a virgin she was merely said to be. you see anyone can say anything. it does not mean it is true.

    Now since i did not dodge your question dont dodge mine.

    Can you explain why you believe the Bible is the pure word of God without quoting the Bible?

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.

    man being decndant from apes is an old theory. the popular theory now is that we did not evolve from apes and this has been proven through genetic experiments.
    Which genetic experiments? They must be really famous.

    You see, there's no need for those experiments because God tells us that Man was made in His image.

    I bet you can't find those experiments because you pulled them out of your arse.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.

    man being decndant from apes is an old theory. the popular theory now is that we did not evolve from apes and this has been proven through genetic experiments.
    Well science tells us that virgins don't give birth and the the dead don't rise. How do you feel about those things?

    Are they meant to be taken literally in your view? How do you interpret these things?

    Or will this just be another question that you will dodge?

    YIC

    Jack

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