[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

No, but women to have a tendency to be lippy. My wife learned early on to keep her mouth shut, to keep a tidy house, to have dinner ready when it's supposed to be ready, and to give me sons instead of daughters. I've hardly so much as had to raised a hand to her in over seven years. An icy glare does the trick these days.

So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?

[Jedediah]

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So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?

I keep her pregnant. It's her ticket to Salvation™.

I Timothy 2:14-15
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

It sounds like you could use a True Christian™ man in your life. I suspect you'd be far less sass-mouthed with someone like me to rule over you. It's just the way God created us.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?

He earns a living, gives her an allowance, and keeps a roof over her head and clothes on her back and food in her belly.

I suppose those don't count for anything, eh? Of course, she'd have no meals to cook, no clothes to wash, no house to clean, and no food for her bastard children without Brother Jebediah. She'd be a homeless whore selling handjobs for crack.

I guess that's what you call "women's liberation", right?

[Redeemed Papist]

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So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?

Does anyone even understand why women bother speaking sometimes? They simply tangle up their emotions and confuse them with thoughts. That she even thinks this question is worth asking is proof that she needs a man - a real man - in her life to instruct her on how to behave in ways that please Jesus. They just can't do it alone.

1 Timothy 2:9-15
9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

What's the betting that this man-hater rants at God's wisdom rather than simply admitting she is wrong and hateful in the eyes of the Lord.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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So she cooks your meals, washes your clothes, cleans your house, and bears your children. What do you do for HER?

Miss Fleur de Lis, Aaron wanted me to say that you should keep you stupid bulldike nose out of my business and that what would a liberal lezbo know or care about being a Christian wife anyways.

And the thing with the runt was my fault. I should have just used the pitchfork from outside the pen like Aaron said. My knee is still swollen and its a good reminder that I need to listen to Aaron if I know what's good for me.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I keep her pregnant. It's her ticket to Salvation™.

Back to back pregnancies aren't healthy for a woman. Her body needs time to recover. You're not "saving" her, only shortening her lifespan.

It sounds like you could use a True Christian™ man in your life. I suspect you'd be far less sass-mouthed with someone like me to rule over you. It's just the way God created us.

I have men in my life, and a TC man wouldn't last five minutes in my house before I booted his arse out the door.
And God didn't create me, my parents did.

[Fleur-de-lis]

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He earns a living, gives her an allowance, and keeps a roof over her head and clothes on her back and food in her belly.

I suppose those don't count for anything, eh? Of course, she'd have no meals to cook, no clothes to wash, no house to clean, and no food for her bastard children without Brother Jebediah. She'd be a homeless whore selling handjobs for crack.

I guess that's what you call "women's liberation", right?

A woman is perfectly capable of earning her own living, keeping a roof over her own head, clothes on her own back, food in her own belly, and she needn't rent her body out on a street corner to do so.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Miss Fleur de Lis, Aaron wanted me to say that you should keep you stupid bulldike nose out of my business and that what would a liberal lezbo know or care about being a Christian wife anyways.

And the thing with the runt was my fault. I should have just used the pitchfork from outside the pen like Aaron said. My knee is still swollen and its a good reminder that I need to listen to Aaron if I know what's good for me.

Typical abuser behavior - convince the victim that it was her fault. Your 'husband" is nothing more than a common thug.

Oh, and by the way, it's bull dyke, not bulldike. If you're going to call people names, at least spell them correctly.

[BelieverInGod]

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Just flipped through this thread and I can't beleive how abusive and nasty the unsaved trash are regarding such a beautiful occasion!

Sister Portway, I pray that God blesses you with a Godly boy!

To the rest of you unsaved trash, what nasty beasts you are Is this how you would like people to treat you? To say such nasty things to you?

Well that's my 30 minutes. Praise be Sister, may it be a pregnancy worthy of GOD.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

A woman is perfectly capable of earning her own living, keeping a roof over her own head, clothes on her own back, food in her own belly, and she needn't rent her body out on a street corner to do so.

But why should she have to, when she can bear children and focus her energies on raising up the next generation?

What happens to the children when nobody stays home with them to take care of them? You think they should be "latchkey kids"? Or left to pedophilic babysitters?

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Back to back pregnancies aren't healthy for a woman. Her body needs time to recover. You're not "saving" her, only shortening her lifespan.

Whats a back pregnancy? I thought all babies were in your stomach.

[Deaner]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Whats a back pregnancy? I thought all babies were in your stomach.

As you can see Sister Naomi, Fleur-de-lis has been banned. You are to be commended for your sharp eye though.

Back pregnancies are a fantasy of queers who hope to squeeze Christ's soldiers out of their anus.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

As you can see Sister Naomi, Fleur-de-lis has been banned. You are to be commended for your sharp eye though.

Back pregnancies are a fantasy of queers who hope to squeeze Christ's soldiers out of their anus.

Oh.

I kinda thought that might be it, but I didn't want to say anything that gross.

[Deaner]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Oh.

I kinda thought that might be it, but I didn't want to say anything that gross.

Nothing is gross in Christ's world my Sister; there is only truth.

Would a queer burning in hell for guiding a bloddied penis in his mouth be gross or truth?

Christ would say it is truth, not gross.

Christ would then bless you and ask you for a blow-job; then tell you He loves you.

Peace be with you Sister.

[juliet]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Dear Mrs Portway, congratulations! don't worry about belly pain, it is only temporary and tends to diminish when you proceed with pregnancies.

I myself am Pregnant of 2 twins (Andrew and Martin) to be delivered in august, and are already a proud mother of Daniel (5), Adam (4), Elizabeth (3) and Jacob (2).