[Bobby-Joe]

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Holy crap she wasent kidding you guys realy do shit talk women i suold keep her off here for about the rest of this reched week.pms sucks she is like tearing up the house screaming at every thing i do. from the lost bite me.oh holy hell shes up and at it.

Many man who is that dominated is beyond salvation.

[Kick Me]

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Sorry, but women are addled, wicked and punished by GOD. They are smaller, weaker, dumber, bitchier and are good for cooking, cleaning , baking little soldiers for JESUS and not much else.

Holy crap she wasent kidding you guys realy do shit talk women i suold keep her off here for about the rest of this reched week.pms sucks she is like tearing up the house screaming at every thing i do. from the lost bite me.oh holy hell shes up and at it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Atheism isn't a cult; it's not even a religion. It's a lack of faith.

A person's religion is the sum total of his beliefs about God and the supernatural. Christianity, Judaism, and Islam are the three largest "monotheistic" religions, with belief one God, Creator Of The Universe.

Some religions are "polytheistic," with belief in many gods, each with different functions.

Atheism is the religion whose belief about God is that there is no God.

I have noticed that some atheists, for their own political reasons, assert that atheism is not a religion but instead is the total absence of religion. This allows them to spread their atheistic beliefs freely in societies which insist on "separation of church and state."

But this is like saying that "black," (which physicists define as the total absence of color) is not a color. The car I drive is a Cadillac Escalade, whose color is black. In common practice throughout the world, "black" is understood to be a color, despite the technical definition of the physicists. Likewise, "atheism" is a religion, despite any technical definitions to the contrary.

If black is a color, then atheism is a religion. A false one of course, but definitely a religion.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Atheism isn't a cult; it's not even a religion. It's a lack of faith.

Yes, it's a lack of faith. A lack of faith that comes from a hatred of God. They are angry at Him because He laid out a few simple rules, but they'd rather live in moral anarchy, so they deny Him. They lie and say, "There is no God", but in their hearts, they know Him to very, truly real.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
14:2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
14:3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
14:4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.
14:5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous.
14:6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the LORD is his refuge.
14:7 Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! when the LORD bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad.

[maverickxeo]

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So, the athiest cult has started preying on children to try and indoctrinate them into their bigoted mindset, because they know no rational adult would fall for their implausible lies? Despicable. Prove to me that God doesn't exist.

Atheism isn't a cult; it's not even a religion. It's a lack of faith.

[OnYourKnees]

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I sent Ching Lee to the mall with my Platinum American Express card. Hmmmm.....that was a couple days ago.

Wait, so you DIDN'T send Rosa a ticket to join Ching Lee for a week-long Paris shopping trip?

But that would mean . . . it would mean . . . I'VE been putting up with Manuel's mediocre bedmaking and backscrubbing skills for NAUGHT?!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Talk to the hand.

Just can't admit I'm right, can you, Pastor?

She dressed up like a cheerleader.

A cheerleader? I thought it was a nurse! I mean, because nurses would be able to (in your mind maybe) sterilize said 'cooties'. ....of course..... *snicker*

I sent Ching Lee to the mall with my Platinum American Express card. Hmmmm.....that was a couple days ago.

Why, how nice of you! Sounds like you gave Ms Lee her present early. Not to worry you, but you may want to check with your local airline to see if she's paid them any recent visits..

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Bah!! Those aren't mine! There's a perfectly logical explanation as to how they found their way to my place. Some scared person who was running by my place threw a packet at Raptor to try and distract him, and Raptor brought the packet to me. I didn't want to hurt poor Raptor's feelings by throwing away his gift.
See? Perfectly logical.

Talk to the hand.

So how did you and the deceased Mrs Pistle manage to overcome your cootie-phobia?

She dressed up like a cheerleader.

Bwahaha! Done your shopping yet, Pastor?

I sent Ching Lee to the mall with my Platinum American Express card. Hmmmm.....that was a couple days ago.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Or be under the influence of those gallon-sized enemas for which you are known!

Bah!! Those aren't mine! There's a perfectly logical explanation as to how they found their way to my place. Some scared person who was running by my place threw a packet at Raptor to try and distract him, and Raptor brought the packet to me. I didn't want to hurt poor Raptor's feelings by throwing away his gift.
See? Perfectly logical.

Yes.

So how did you and the deceased Mrs Pistle manage to overcome your cootie-phobia?

Nope. Shopping is what I meant.

Bwahaha! Done your shopping yet, Pastor?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Because in order for it to be true, dear Pastor, I would need to have very easily triggered severe diarrea.

Or be under the influence of those gallon-sized enemas for which you are known!

Of course. Cooties! old

Yes.

Yes, I see SUV has done most of her shopping. You couldn't have been referring to anything else, could you?

Nope. Shopping is what I meant.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What's not true about it?

Because in order for it to be true, dear Pastor, I would need to have very easily triggered severe diarrea.

Of course not. I might catch cooties!

Of course. Cooties! old

Ask Sue Vera.

Yes, I see SUV has done most of her shopping. You couldn't have been referring to anything else, could you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why, yes! I have completed most of my CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!

(Anything else you need to know?)

[SUV]

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Ask Sue Vera.

Why, yes! I have completed most of my CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!

(Anything else you need to know?)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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First of all, that isn't true.

What's not true about it?

Second of all, do you make a habit of squeezing women you meet???

Of course not. I might catch cooties!

Uhhh.....never mind....I don't want to know.

Ask Sue Vera.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Squeeze her.

First of all, that isn't true.
Second of all, do you make a habit of squeezing women you meet???
Uhhh.....never mind....I don't want to know.