[Poetic Peter]

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Squeeze her.

Verily, a very Pretty Thought



Peter

dwelling
in the Restoration Period to-day

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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How the heck did you get Buttsplatter out of Helsing?

Squeeze her.

[Ixi]

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Dear Mrs. van Buttsplatter. Please keep your opinions to yourself

How the heck did you get Buttsplatter out of Helsing?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The good Pastor's telling the truth. He wouldn't eat or drink anything that would make him (even more) gassy.

Dear Mrs. van Buttsplatter. Please keep your opinions to yourself

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Furthermore, I don't drink alcohol or soda pop. I allow myself ONE cup of coffee every morning with a slice of dry, whole wheat toast. Other than that, I drink only bottled water.

The good Pastor's telling the truth. He wouldn't eat or drink anything that would make him (even more) gassy.

[Ixi]

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Sorry, but women are addled, wicked and punished by GOD. They are smaller, weaker, dumber, bitchier and are good for cooking, cleaning , baking little soldiers for JESUS and not much else.

Nah, not really. Well, the girls you hang out with in Landover are probally docile and bitchy, but not us.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

CERTAINLY NOT! I don't smoke ANYTHING. In fact, I had the state legislature make smoking illegal in every public and enclosed place in this entire state. If people want to smoke they should go and sit inside of a burning house.

Furthermore, I don't drink alcohol or soda pop. I allow myself ONE cup of coffee every morning with a slice of dry, whole wheat toast. Other than that, I drink only bottled water.

[Brother Temperance]

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Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

No, I do not smoke pot, in the present tense. However, before I saw the light and turned my life over to Jesus, I did commit any number of sins, including smoking. And inhaling, which just goes to show that anything Democrats can do, True Christians™ can do better! However, that is all in the past, for Jesus' blood has washed me clean.

[Enobarbus]

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Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

I thought you said that you got your information about police codes from potheads?

We minister to those who take pot. In my ministry in the pits of sin in central Christchurch I am brought almost daily into contact with the dregs of society who smoke pot, fornicate, indulge in whoredoms, and even homerism. It is very difficult work, ministering to such people, but has to be done. I look forward to a reward in heaven for my efforts. I am also able to retire every now and again to the Landover mission compound in the South Otago high country, where, apart from the wiccans and hippies that live in the forests at the back of the compound, and usually keep well away from us, there is little contact with sinners.

[hellion]

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You have ruined any possible credibility you ever had.....which wasn't much....by insisting that your teeny-bopper pothead friends are the best sources of information about police codes and the names of bands. Why do you think they are called 'potheads'? Because of their intelligence and abilities? You are about to be put on moderation since you have demonstrated that you are a retard.

Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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OOH!! Kinky. Atleast I won't be bored. I think I'm going to enjoy Hell.

You have ruined any possible credibility you ever had.....which wasn't much....by insisting that your teeny-bopper pothead friends are the best sources of information about police codes and the names of bands. Why do you think they are called 'potheads'? Because of their intelligence and abilities? You are about to be put on moderation since you have demonstrated that you are a retard.

[hellion]

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No, there's all kinds of variety in there: Freezings, flayings, scalpings, burnings... enough variety to keep you busy till the end of time, which is handy.

OOH!! Kinky. Atleast I won't be bored. I think I'm going to enjoy Hell.

[hellion]

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I thought you said that you were a virgin?

Doesn't mean I don't masturbate.

[Enobarbus]

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Sodomising? I prefer it in the vagina. And it's Mr. Manson (actually Mr. Warner). He has a penis.

I thought you said that you were a virgin?

[Enobarbus]

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Beating and degrading kids is going to drive them further away from god. What do you think happened to Marilyn Manson? He was sent to a christian school and they tried to scare him into submission. Now he hates christianity because the teachers gave him terrible nightmares about demons and ultimately helped in ruining his childhood.

That doesn't happen to everyone who goes to a Christian school. At Landover run schools if we can't scare the demons out of a child we'll beat them out. We have a 100% record of success.