[Justina Thyme]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Well, gosh, Birdbrain0.008, maybe you should repeat yourself a few more times to make sure that we get it.

Indeed, good Pastor Isaac. I have noticed that the subtleties of language do seem to escape those who post here in opposition to our Godly ways.

Birdbrain, what church do you attend? Do your Pastors understand the importance of Deliverance? If you are a male and the answer to the latter question is "no," then you are in peril of losing your immortal soul.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Birdbrain, what church do you attend? Do your Pastors understand the importance of Deliverance?

They sure do here as half of them were extras in the movie!



Bless you, my female Ned Beatty,
Father Mo


P.S. Barry Manilow wrote the theme music for this company's ads back in the day. If that doesn't take the cake...






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[Justina Thyme]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

They sure do here as half of them were extras in the movie!



Bless you, my female Ned Beatty,
Father Mo


P.S. Barry Manilow wrote the theme music for this company's ads back in the day. If that doesn't take the cake....

In reviewing the above thread, Mr. Lester, I cannot see where my question was addressed to you. Therefore, I must ask you to kindly refrain from interrupting a conversation in which you were not invited to be a participant--unless, of course, that was the work of the many DEMONS with which you are surely infested:

http://demonbuster.com/catholic.html

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

In reviewing the above thread, Mr. Lester, I cannot see where my question was addressed to you. Therefore, I must ask you to kindly refrain from interrupting a conversation in which you were not invited to be a participant--unless, of course, that was the work of the many DEMONS with which you are surely infested:

http://demonbuster.com/catholic.html

Then again, since this thread is about luring children into the homer deathstyle choice, it was only a matter of time before a dress-wearing priest of Semiramis would show up.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

They sure do here as half of them were extras in the movie!



Bless you, my female Ned Beatty,
Father Mo


Score one for Father Mo!

P.S. Barry Manilow wrote the theme music for this company's ads back in the day. If that doesn't take the cake...






.

He should have stuck to being Bette Midler's pianist....

[Justina Thyme]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Then again, since this thread is about luring children into the homer deathstyle choice, it was only a matter of time before a dress-wearing priest of Semiramis would show up.

Wise words from a wise man, Pastor Peters. Thank you.

[OhSweetSatan]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

. . .and girls hanker for hot apple pie.

Friends, if you're eating a McDonald's hamburger, immediately put it down. It is probably infected with AIDS. I have long suspected that McDonald's is trying to turn our children gay, and now there is irrefutable proof. Here is an alarming e-mail I have received from the AFA:



The clues were always there. All clowns are gay, and McDonald's has one as its mascot.



Also, they target children with "Happy Meals."



"Happy" is synonymous with "gay." Not very subtle, McDonald's.

Pick up those phones, people. Call your local McDonald's and demand that they reveal what's in their "secret sauce" (undoubtedly liberalism and Lord knows what else).

Obviously a fake email. Happy meals are targeting children, of course. But not trying to make them gay. Calm down.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Obviously a fake email. Happy meals are targeting children, of course. But not trying to make them gay. Calm down.

I assure you that the e-mail is genuine. The part about Happy Meals is my two cents and extraordinarily insightful. You're an idiot for dismissing it.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

For the sake of the precious children, I have been tirelessly researching McDonald's gay agenda. Here are some lurid facts about a couple more of the fast food giant's characters:



Mayor McCheese has a girlish walk, wears a purple coat, and sports a sash and pince-nez eyeglasses. A sash and pince-nez eyeglasses, people.



Officer Big Mac spends a majority of his time chasing Hamburglar and Captain Crook. That's gay. He also struts around in leather boots and dainty white gloves. That's Liberace gay.

Both of these characters have highly-suggestive, hamburger-shaped heads. Hamburger meat stuffed into a pair of buns screams sodomy, folks. It's only a matter of time before God burns every last one of these iniquitous restaurants to the ground.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Well Brother Hatchet, the news just keeps getting worse. In browsing through these internets, I discovered the following expose on blatantly racist (anti-White) McDonalds commercials. I don't know where it was aired, I am just appalled at this.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Score one for Father Mo!

When DWJ starts complimenting you on your witticisms, you know it's time to end it all.

Officer Big Mac spends a majority of his time chasing Hamburglar and Captain Crook. That's gay. He also struts around in leather boots and dainty white gloves. That's Liberace gay.

No prizes for guessing who Officer Martin's role model was as a kid.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Well Brother Hatchet, the news just keeps getting worse. In browsing through these internets, I discovered the following expose on blatantly racist (anti-White) McDonalds commercials. I don't know where it was aired, I am just appalled at this.

McDonald's can have all the Negroes they want. I hope their advertising campaign lures the coloreds out of Denny's. I would like to be able to enjoy a Grand Slam® without being assaulted by ghetto talk and the smell of hair chemicals.