[Justina Thyme]

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I've never been one for conspiracy theories per se, but you ladies and gentlemen have made it impossible not to connect the dots here. This is an outrage!

[eliot mayfield]

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The more I research this topic, the more utter base filth and depravity is uncovered

Look at this advertisement commentary, a child is exposed to the uncovering of his father’s nakedness! Can you believe it?


Ge:9:22: And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

Le:18:7: The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

And what’s the father doing? Taking a “bubble bath” - THIS MAN’S NOT A FATHER, HE’S A HOMER!

The result of all this is that the children will become nigras and homers!

It gets worse!!!

two little kids barge into the bathroom, where Dad is taking a bubble bath and Mom is folding laundry.

Girl: "Hey, Mom! SpongeBob's at Burger King! Can we go?"

Mom: "As soon as your dad's done."

Girl: "Yessss!" (The kids run off.)

Dad: "Hey, honey. Guess who I am." (He plops a sea sponge on his head. His wife looks at him, smiles wanly and goes back to what she was doing. Then Dad stands up, soap bubbles all over him, and the sponge on his head.) "Come on. ... Who am I? ... SpongeBob!" (He gestures downward, below the view of the camera.) "No pants."

Mom: "Wow."
Dad: "I live in the sea, honey. In a pineapple. SpongeBob NoPants!"

Voice-over: "SpongeBob fever is spreading. Grab some spicy chicken fries and SpongeBob toys. Only at BK."

BK? More like BE GAY!
We all no about sponge bob and the homosexual agenda. Now it's fast food.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Has anyone noticed THIS startling similarity?

Why are so many of these characters purple? Is that a pedo's-pervie favorite color?

Kids should STAY AWAY from ANYTHING PURPLE!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Kids should STAY AWAY from ANYTHING PURPLE!

Particularly transsexual/Satanic singer Prince.

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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Who's pickle are you holding? All I see here are grown people worried they are gonna get boinked in the ass. This much paranoia must mean you have had a homosexual experience of your own, no one can be this homofobic.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Who's pickle are you holding? All I see here are grown people worried they are gonna get boinked in the ass. This much paranoia must mean you have had a homosexual experience of your own, no one can be this homofobic.

Cretin: the word of The Lord declares homerism to be an abomination. We here at Landover tell the word of The Lord - What were you expecting? A message saying "Stick it where you like?"! Because, son, that goes against Christ's teachings.

Your reasoning is as flaccid as your lieberal brain - you are the skid mark on the undergarments of humanity - read the KJV1611 - begin to know the Lord of Hosts - get yourself ready for the Final Judgement!

[Roberta]

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It is hard not to be afraid of individuals with mental disorders. Their behavior can be unpredictable at times.

I do pray for them, though.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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McDonald's has a long history of unscrupulous advertising.

In this commercial, children are coerced into a chorus line by Ronald McDonald. You'll be repulsed as these little fairies sing and dance as if they were in a Broadway musical. You can't get much gayer than Broadway, folks.

The commerical below smacks of pedophilia. Hamburglar gropes and fondles anything he can get his brutish hands on.

This one involves a McNugget party. Drunken McNuggets are piled on top of one another on the verge of an orgy. After viewing this, you'll never be able to use dipping sauces again.

This is perhaps the worst of the bunch. Grimace has stolen all of the "cups," a play on the word's other meaning as a protective device for the scrotum. The children are obsessed with procuring coke and milkshakes; i.e., drugs and male reproductive discharge, or "baby batter." This essentially promotes promiscuity, a "Gather ye tallywackers while ye may" mentality. You'll undoubtedly notice Grimace's floppy, oversized testicles.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Little-known fact: McDonalds has been a major player in the international narcotics market for many years now.

McDonald's Restaurants used to supply coffee buyers with a handy little stirrer/spoon for adding very tiny amounts of sugar to your joe. Good for stirrin' but not so much for distrubuting sugar. Why would they do this? Shouldn't products and tools be improved to make life easier, not more difficult? Isn't this the definition of progress?

The issue with the spoon-tipped stirrers was that cocaine dope heads discovered that the little spoons made ideal spoons for taking the drugs. They became common Exhibit As in drug busts starting in the late 1970s McDonalds. And Ronald McDonald was behind it from the start..

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: McDonald's: Making Boys "Hold the Pickle"

Little-known fact: McDonalds has been a major player in the international narcotics market for many years now.

McDonald's Restaurants used to supply coffee buyers with a handy little stirrer/spoon for adding very tiny amounts of sugar to your joe. Good for stirrin' but not so much for distrubuting sugar. Why would they do this? Shouldn't products and tools be improved to make life easier, not more difficult? Isn't this the definition of progress?

The issue with the spoon-tipped stirrers was that cocaine dope heads discovered that the little spoons made ideal spoons for taking the drugs. They became common Exhibit As in drug busts starting in the late 1970s McDonalds. And Ronald McDonald was behind it from the start..

Enlightening, Pastor, and sickening. Remarkably, Ronald McDonald has a conscience.

There is no mention of the millions upon millions of children who have become homosexual drug-fiends as a consequence of McDonald's advertising, or the scores of preteens Ronald has personally raped.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The video evidence you supplied only confirms my long-held suspicion that Ronald McDonald is a communist. Anyone with red hair who urges children NOT to fully take advantage of the bounty God gave us is despicable. All that talk of "recycling" is what lead to the current economic downturn. All thanks to "comrade" Ronald.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How are things like this even allowed? In a truly free-market economy, companies would not be allowed to pander to the poofters in order to make a quick buck.

[BIRDBRAIN2008]

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WOW........I am at a loss for words! You people are so homophobic that you need to be locked in a room at McDonalds with clowns. You all have had dreams and visions of having a gay ram his pecker up your asses without lube. I think you all have visions of a homosexual encounter.

[SUV]

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So there's Hitoshi! Playing with things when he was supposed to be out delivering chinese "food." Disgusting

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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WOW........I am at a loss for words! You people are so homophobic that you need to be locked in a room at McDonalds with clowns. You all have had dreams and visions of having a gay ram his pecker up your asses without lube. I think you all have visions of a homosexual encounter.

Well, gosh, Birdbrain0.008, maybe you should repeat yourself a few more times to make sure that we get it.