Communication detox week

[lukasekman]

Hello my fellow Christian brothers!

I announce that me and my family will have a communication detox week. No internet, no phone and no text messages outside family and relatives.

This will give my family a healthy break from the bombardment of communication in the modern secular society, that slowly break down minds and make people vulnerable to demonic possessions. The cumulative result of all distractions make people weak, gay and stupid, and turn them away from Jesus.

I promise to spank my kids with necessary force if they try to cheat, or even ask for sending a stupid text message or check their Fecebook.

I have prepared my voice mail and theirs, so people calling us will get scripture backup for our decision.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Communication detox week

I'm gratified to see that you've taken my Bible-based advice to heart. You need to make more time for disciplining your family, undistracted by electronic devices. I expect to see some bruises and black eyes when I next encounter your family.

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Be sure and send me a text or an email and keep me updated on your progress, Brother. And ice that shoulder sometimes. I don't want you to sprain your beating arm.

[lukasekman]

Re: Communication detox week

The week is starting fine, after a decent beating that gave me and my wife a great workout, my kids are remarkable good in finding calm in Bible studies. My daughter whined about not being able to text, so I had to knock the wind out of her.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas