Brainstorming Session: How Can the Church Get Custody of Unsaved Womens' Rape Babies?

[Jedediah]

I'm getting all fired up for three days of flag-waving, supply-side economics, and putting plans in place to bring secular law more into line with Biblical Law as the Republican National Convention rolls into Tampa this week. In this spirit, I'd like to kick around some ideas on what to do with all the rape babies that will be born once we outlaw abortion. Here's a first draft of some legislation I plan to pass along to the House of Representatives:

WHEREAS, raped women are whores; and

WHEREAS, they bring it upon themselves by dressing like sluts; and

WHEREAS, disgusting unsaved harlots who get themselves raped are unfit to be mothers:

BE IT RESOLVED that custody of these rape babies should be given to a local congregation of Bible-Believing Christians, with child-support payments being garnished from the mothers' wages until such a time that said Jezebel repents of her whorish ways, stops dressing like a slut, and accepts Jesus Christ as her personal LORD and Savior, as verified by the Pastor of the congregation which holds custody of the rape baby.

My thinking is that we can make inroads into stripping parental custody from all non-Christian degenerates by starting with obvious trollops like rape "victims." By harvesting the rape babies, we will have an opportunity to get to their minds while they are still very young and impressionable, ensuring that they will not stray from sound doctrine as they get older.

Proverbs 22:6
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

What's more, with a few more terms of Congress with Godly Republicans in power, the liberties we take with these harvested rape babies could expand beyond our wildest imagination! If our current slate of representatives has shown us anything, it's that they can come up with stuff that even we can hardly imagine. Just think: What if we could make these rape babies into literal Soldiers for Christ? If the islamofascists can put guns into the hands of children under their control; why shouldn't we? Why shouldn't the Church keep its own private (yet heavily subsidized) army, with the ranks filled with the conscripted children of the unsaved?

In any case, the Republican National Convention has me all fired up and I just wanted to noodle around with some ideas about what glorious things may come if our nation keeps electing True Christians™ into office.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Brainstorming Session: How Can the Church Get Custody of Unsaved Womens' Rape Babies?

I think there should be a similar clause for custodians who have been known to indulge in scat play or any form of anal ventures. We need to protect the children from quasi-gays, and this will also help the government to distinguish between Christians and Catholics when applying the law.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Brainstorming Session: How Can the Church Get Custody of Unsaved Womens' Rape Babies?

If only Christians were permitted to have babies everyone would grow up hearing His words, holding His hand, disciplined according to His Just Law and no-one would go to hell. Well, not after all the heathens had died, anyway.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Brainstorming Session: How Can the Church Get Custody of Unsaved Womens' Rape Babies?

Here's a first draft of some legislation I plan to pass along to the House of Representatives:

WHEREAS, raped women are whores; and

WHEREAS, they bring it upon themselves by dressing like sluts; and

WHEREAS, disgusting unsaved harlots who get themselves raped are unfit to be mothers:

BE IT RESOLVED that custody of these rape babies should be given to a local congregation of Bible-Believing Christians, with child-support payments being garnished from the mothers' wages until such a time that said Jezebel repents of her whorish ways, stops dressing like a slut, and accepts Jesus Christ as her personal LORD and Savior, as verified by the Pastor of the congregation which holds custody of the rape baby.

My thinking is that we can make inroads into stripping parental custody from all non-Christian degenerates by starting with obvious trollops like rape "victims."

Brother, this is a wonderful idea!

If I may suggest a minor tweak or two:

WHEREAS, women who are legitimately raped are able to secrete certain secretions; and

WHEREAS, these secretions thus secreted prevent pregnancy; and

WHEREAS, this proves that any pregnant woman claiming to have been raped is a dirty liar; and

WHEREAS, women willing to murder their babies are not True Christians™ and will not make good parents;

BE IT RESOLVED that the outlawing of abortion will include no "rape" exception; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that any woman claiming to be pregnant via rape and attempting to obtain an abortion shall be incarcerated for the protection of the unborn child until it is born; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that custody of any babies supposedly conceived by "rape" shall be given to a local congregation of Bible-Believing Christians, with child-support payments being garnished from the mothers' (and, if positively identified, father's) wages until such a time that said fornicators repent of their vile, whorish ways and accept Biblical Christianity, as verified by the Pastor of the congregation which holds custody of the rape baby; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that any verified True Christian™ may permanently adopt the child at any point after the parents have had one calendar year to become verified True Christians™, if parents have not obtained this verification.