[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

As a present for their husbands, of course! Babies cannot drink human milk, it is too rich for them and makes them poop green puddles of muck. That is why all wiccans carry around little dogs. So their children can have dog milk if there is no formula handy.

Waaaaaiiiiiit a minute.
I think in that one sentence I learned something about Pastor Al that I *really* didn't want to know!

[Ixi]

Re: Keep Abreast of Incest!

Good point NS.

[Ixi]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Waaaaaiiiiiit a minute.
I think in that one sentence I learned something about Pastor Al that I *really* didn't want to know!

Ugh Pastor, you disgust me. That is for babies. When they are about four months old, they are weaned.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ugh Pastor, you disgust me. That is for babies. When they are about four months old, they are weaned.

Icky! Get some respect for your elders before GOD casts you down! Were YOU weaned from dog milk at four months? What were you fed after that....pickles?

[Ixi]

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I was weaned from human milk at four months, then fed....normal stuff like apple sauce. No one drinks dog milk.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I was weaned from human milk at four months, then fed....normal stuff like apple sauce. No one drinks dog milk.

Many cultures don't have cows. They drink goat milk, yak milk, camel milk, dog milk, reindeer milk, coconut milk and whatever.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Whatever, does the bible say not to breastfeed children? Anywhere? It doesn't, does it?
Therefore you (seeing as you use the bible as the basis of all your arguments) have no argument.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Whatever, does the bible say not to breastfeed children? Anywhere? It doesn't, does it?
Therefore you (seeing as you use the bible as the basis of all your arguments) have no argument.

The only CORRECT and LITERAL version of the Bible, the KJV 1611 does have several references to ''giving suck" although the perverted versions use other terms. The references are there if you care to search for them.

There are also PLENTY of references, outside the Bible which clearly demonstrate that the Catholics were homers from the time of JESUS onward and were sick and perverted then, just as they are now. For instance, the forth century Roman Catholic teacher, Jerome, wrote that Catholic boys were usually weaned at five YEARS of age but others were not weaned until they were TWELVE. Obviously they were not given human milk all that time while the priests were trying to turn them into homers, they were they were taught to suck something the priests gave them.

I believe you should read Isaiah 11.


11:1 And there shall come forth a rod out of the stem of Jesse, and a Branch shall grow out of his roots:
11:2 And the spirit of the LORD shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding, the spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the LORD;
11:3 And shall make him of quick understanding in the fear of the LORD: and he shall not judge after the sight of his eyes, neither reprove after the hearing of his ears:
11:4 But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth: with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked.
11:5 And righteousness shall be the girdle of his loins, and faithfulness the girdle of his reins.
11:6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.
11:7 And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.

11:8 And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

As amusing as the connotations are, Pastor, the bible does not forbid breastfeeding. Not even you could argue otherwise. Therefore you have no argument.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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As amusing as the connotations are, Pastor, the bible does not forbid breastfeeding. Not even you could argue otherwise. Therefore you have no argument.

The Bible did not forbid breastfeeding, but almost ever instance mentioned concerns appointing a slave girl to feed the baby because, even then, breastfeeding was recognized as a gateway sin leading to the "M" activity. Moses was fed by proxy and so was every other important figure in the Bible. Jesus of course, was fed manna by angels and was never polluted with JOO milk.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

The Bible did not forbid breastfeeding, but almost ever instance mentioned concerns appointing a slave girl to feed the baby because, even then, breastfeeding was recognized as a gateway sin leading to the "M" activity. Moses was fed by proxy and so was every other important figure in the Bible. Jesus of course, was fed manna by angels and was never polluted with JOO milk.

Pastor Al, gateway sin? Please.......you just killed that argument right there with your explanation.
For those 'slave girls' you mention were wet-nurses. And I'm not talking about sick male fantasies here, I'm talking about women who (and wet nurses are used now) had recently borne children and so are still able to lactate. For you see here in:

Exodus 2: 9-10

9And Pharaoh's daughter said unto her, Take this child away, and nurse it for me, and I will give thee thy wages. And the women took the child, and nursed it. 10And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh's daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the water.

So even though it was not mother's milk it was still breast milk. So you cannot argue it that way, Pastor, I'm sorry.
It would appear your phobia of breastfeeding comes from yourselves and yourselves only. Even your horrid book seems to support it. And speaking of supporting, show me a single passage which says Jesus was fed manna by Angels.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Pastor Al, gateway sin? Please.......you just killed that argument right there with your explanation.
For those 'slave girls' you mention were wet-nurses. And I'm not talking about sick male fantasies here, I'm talking about women who (and wet nurses are used now) had recently borne children and so are still able to lactate. For you see here in:

Exodus 2: 9-10

9And Pharaoh's daughter said unto her, Take this child away, and nurse it for me, and I will give thee thy wages. And the women took the child, and nursed it. 10And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh's daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the water.

So even though it was not mother's milk it was still breast milk. So you cannot argue it that way, Pastor, I'm sorry.
It would appear your phobia of breastfeeding comes from yourselves and yourselves only. Even your horrid book seems to support it. And speaking of supporting, show me a single passage which says Jesus was fed manna by Angels.

They took the child and nursed it.....on goat milk. You seem to think that women just walk around spraying like fire hydrants. Secondly, just because something is not explicitly stated in the Bible does not mean it didn't happen. JESUS tells us in prayer. The Bible is mainly a book of prohibitions and rules for sinful women, and praise for GODLY men who follow GOD's law of killing those who GOD points out. Like witches and homers.
It is the instruction book for entering Heaven.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

They took the child and nursed it.....on goat milk. You seem to think that women just walk around spraying like fire hydrants. Secondly, just because something is not explicitly stated in the Bible does not mean it didn't happen. JESUS tells us in prayer. The Bible is mainly a book of prohibitions and rules for sinful women, and praise for GODLY men who follow GOD's law of killing those who GOD points out. Like witches and homers.
It is the instruction book for entering Heaven.

Hahahahaha!!!!
You're really reaching, my dear Pastor. take a closer look at what you say here:

Secondly, just because something is not explicitly stated in the Bible does not mean it didn't happen.

You just admitted, right there, that something does not need to be stated in the bible for it to have happened.
Oh but wait a minute.....all those times that you argued that things like neanderthal men and other planets cannot exist because they aren't mentioned in the bible.....I guess that means you're admitting you're *gasp* wrong!
Because in previous arguments you and others have stated that something needs to be directly mentioned in the bible for it to be true. If you say otherwise, as you're now doing, then you're admitting the bible does not contain all the answers to all the questions of the universe.

And I believe I just won this argument.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hahahahaha!!!!
You're really reaching, my dear Pastor. take a closer look at what you say here:

You just admitted, right there, that something does not need to be stated in the bible for it to have happened.
Oh but wait a minute.....all those times that you argued that things like neanderthal men and other planets cannot exist because they aren't mentioned in the bible.....I guess that means you're admitting you're *gasp* wrong!
Because in previous arguments you and others have stated that something needs to be directly mentioned in the bible for it to be true. If you say otherwise, as you're now doing, then you're admitting the bible does not contain all the answers to all the questions of the universe.

And I believe I just won this argument.

Ummm.....no, you didn't. Neanderthals didn't exist because the earth didn't exist when the Neanderthals supposedly existed. I never said other planets don't exist, nor that the Bible contains all the answers. It only contains the ones WE need. That is to say, everything we need to know to go to Heaven is in the Bible and nothing else matters.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ummm.....no, you didn't. Neanderthals didn't exist because the earth didn't exist when the Neanderthals supposedly existed. I never said other planets don't exist, nor that the Bible contains all the answers. It only contains the ones WE need. That is to say, everything we need to know to go to Heaven is in the Bible and nothing else matters.

Bwahahaha!!
You say this now, yet others here if not you have claimed that if something is not mentioned in the bible, it did not happen.

Back to the breastfeeding arguments, the babies were handed over to wet nurses. 'Nursed' meant breast fed, generally, not 'fed goat milk'. If they were fed goat milk in those stories, the bible would not have said 'the slave girls nursed them'.

No matter how you slice it up, dear Pastor, you're still wrong.