[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

And just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not real.

Conversely, some things you can see are not real. I'm referring to your repulsive, oversized breasts, you contemptible harlot.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

You might find some good bacon here:

http://store.organicprairie.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=op&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=570400416&Count2=487540841

The BLT was just a reference to wholesome American food. I could have substituted grilled cheese.

The point was, nobody wants to listen to a woman getting off while they are trying to enjoy a pleasant meal in a restaurant! And just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not real. You probably haven't seen Jesus either and He is real.

If God had wanted women to act like barnyard animals or aboriginals, he would not have given them the Godly Medela double-action pump.

Where I live, we prefer the privacy of the water closet too.

If a person is being unduly loud in a restaurant or other normally quiet public place, there's nothing wrong with asking them politely to please keep the noise down. Mothers who breastfeed in public generally do so quietly because they don't want to upset the baby. Upset babies don't eat, hungry babies get cranky,and it becomes a vicious cycle.

Pumping in the wc? Ew. Would you want to eat food that had been prepared in the restroom?

[narrowpathy]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Was George Walker Bush breastfed or bottlefed?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Bottle feeding should be outlawed and women who give a bottle to their babies should be jailed!

You aren't fooling us. We all know that the only reason you are in favor of public breast feeding is because you are hoping to get your first ever glimpse of a real-live "boobie".

Repent, sinner!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[narrowpathy]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Can somebody ask Barbara Pierce Bush on my behalf if she breastfed or bottlefed George Walker Bush?