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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #16
    Re: GTA4 responsible for increase in drunk driving deaths!

    I don't think I want to know his answer

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    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: GTA4 responsible for increase in drunk driving deaths!

        Originally posted by Hon. Desmond Tutu. View Post

        I have yet to find a part of the scriptures which condemns me for wearing a rather lacy number under my trousers.
        I'll take care of that for you, nancy.

        I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

        Now can you give me one good reason not to ban you, queerboy?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Hon. Desmond Tutu.
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2008
            • 8
            #18
            Re: GTA4 responsible for increase in drunk driving deaths!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I'll take care of that for you, nancy.

            I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

            Now can you give me one good reason not to ban you, queerboy?
            Because God wouldn't want you too.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: GTA4 responsible for increase in drunk driving deaths!

                Originally posted by Hon. Desmond Tutu. View Post
                Because God wouldn't want you too.
                No, God wants me to kill you for being an abomination.

                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Hon. Desmond Tutu.
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 8
                    #20
                    Re: GTA4 responsible for increase in drunk driving deaths!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    No, God wants me to kill you for being an abomination.

                    Lev.20:13
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                    Oh dear, You've caught me.

                    If the lord feels the need to ban me, then I shall not argue with his Holy Word.

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                      • Kaysol
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 3
                        #21
                        Re: GTA4 responsible for increase in drunk driving deaths!

                        Odd. There COULD be an additional 2000 deaths this summer, just like there COULD be the second 9/11. I'd say that the chances of a single video game with a mature rating causing that many deaths is pretty low. But then, i'm no mathematician.

                        Also, i'm fairly certain (although i've never played the game, but i've heard from people who have) that the game actually wards you away from drunk driving? Wouldnt that thereby, or at least decent example against the action?

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