[lukasekman]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Sounds like a perfectly healthy and obedient kid to me.
Her independence is amazing for that young age, and she have a very bright future if she learn to read the Bible early on.

Consider strapping a belt around her head if you're concerned about its size. It's the same principle as preventing goiter by restricting the growth of the thyroid gland.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.

Are you suggesting I should pour rice wine on my child's head?

But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.

But she doesn't seem retarded (although it's hard to tell at 18 months). She's just quiet, and I still don't think her head is THAT big.

**sigh** I'll wait for Seth to get home tomorrow. I'm just wondering if this is something to be really concerned about, or is it just another sickular agenda of labeling every child with some syndrome or another.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Pastor, I don't want to overstep my boundaries, so may I ask permission to comment on your information? You can say no, I won't be upset.

No.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.

But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.

Pastor, I don't want to overstep my boundaries, so may I ask permission to comment on your information? You can say no, I won't be upset.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?

Amen, Brother. It's a little-known fact that all slopes are born with giant heads. Once the "mama-san" (chink for mother) pours rice wine all over the infant, its head shrinks down to a fairly normal size. Which is where they get those slanty eyes.

But yea, the big-heads are a kind of retarded.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?

Oh right, yeah I don't think she's seen a real bear.

As I said, it's not freakishly large. Store bought baby shirts are a bit tight, but he says she's above the 90th percentile and that with being quiet means there's something wrong with her.

The more I think about it, the more I think there's nothing wrong with her. Maybe her head's big because she's smart enough already not to be a bother.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

No, she's got a skull. I talked to Seth last night and he said he'd see when he gets home.

Maybe I should get a pastors blessing on her? Don't really want to spend the money if there's nothing "really" wrong with her though

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Very wise. Pastor Ezeikel is well versed in all sorts of dealings with unique people. He even spent time with the chinks!
Is the child afraid of bears?

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Don't worry, we all have crazy family. My sister is a Mormon

I feel so bad for the Mormons, they're going to get in front of the Judgement Seat and God's going to say "well you were doing okay, but what's with all the scientology stuff you added to my word?"

I know it's bad to laugh at the less fortunate like the Mormons, but that was really funny

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Well, maybe I was a little aggressive about that,sorry. It sounds like she just may be a little OCD, thats all. My sister is a worst-case scenario. Sorry if I overwhelmed you with my crazy family family story
I'm sure God wouldn't let a True Christian Lady suffer like that.

Don't worry, we all have crazy family. My sister is a Mormon

I feel so bad for the Mormons, they're going to get in front of the Judgement Seat and God's going to say "well you were doing okay, but what's with all the scientology stuff you added to my word?"

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

No, she's got a skull. I talked to Seth last night and he said he'd see when he gets home.

Maybe I should get a pastors blessing on her? Don't really want to spend the money if there's nothing "really" wrong with her though





Oh wow, as if I didn't have enough to worry about. Around here she wouldn't get a chance to refuse an exorcism I know I didn't.

If she did hang all her dolls (she hasn't yet) I'm sure it would be in a very orderly fashion. She loves her routines and wants everything in its place, which I think is a good sign for a True Christian™ wife. So far I haven't seen anything evil. Maybe that's why the sickular doctors are all up in arms. Why should a girl be so good? There must be something wrong with any obedient child.

Well, maybe I was a little aggressive about that,sorry. It sounds like she just may be a little OCD, thats all. My sister is a worst-case scenario. Sorry if I overwhelmed you with my crazy family family story
I'm sure God wouldn't let a True Christian Lady suffer like that.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Gee, I really do not know. I have never had a child (at least that I recall) that had a freakishly large head. I know that Mason boy had one but as I recall, he did not have a skull and his head was more like one of those silicone stress things when you squeezed it. I think it got popped though.

No, she's got a skull. I talked to Seth last night and he said he'd see when he gets home.

Maybe I should get a pastors blessing on her? Don't really want to spend the money if there's nothing "really" wrong with her though

Honestly, ma'am, I would keep a very close eye on her. I don't mean to freak you out, but my younger sister Kassidy had a very large head and was a very quiet baby as well. I'm worried because you had her during an exorcism. Kassidy was banned from stepping foot in my church for hanging all the dolls by their necks in the childrens room and refusing baptism and excorsism. Pastor Tyson says he is sure she's possessed by more than one demon because you literally get headaches around her.Only 15, and a slut.

She also speaks to her "imaginary friends", Aura, Phreeze, and Malcom. Thats about when my father had her institutionalized, but they kicked her out, and he STILL refuses Pastor Tyson's offer to excorsise her. I've shed a lot of tears for my sister, don't lose any for your baby. Please keep a close eye to her.

Oh wow, as if I didn't have enough to worry about. Around here she wouldn't get a chance to refuse an exorcism I know I didn't.

If she did hang all her dolls (she hasn't yet) I'm sure it would be in a very orderly fashion. She loves her routines and wants everything in its place, which I think is a good sign for a True Christian(tm) wife. So far I haven't seen anything evil. Maybe that's why the sickular doctors are all up in arms. Why should a girl be so good? There must be something wrong with any obedient child.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

She also speaks to her "imaginary friends", Aura, Phreeze, and Malcom. Thats about when my father had her institutionalized, but they kicked her out, and he STILL refuses Pastor Tyson's offer to excorsise her. I've shed a lot of tears for my sister, don't lose any for your baby. Please keep a close eye to her.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Honestly, ma'am, I would keep a very close eye on her. I don't mean to freak you out, but my younger sister Kassidy had a very large head and was a very quiet baby as well. I'm worried because you had her during an exorcism. Kassidy was banned from stepping foot in my church for hanging all the dolls by their necks in the childrens room and refusing baptism and excorsism. Pastor Tyson says he is sure she's possessed by more than one demon because you literally get headaches around her.Only 15, and a slut.

[Alterboy]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I think the child has been afflicted with some curse due to having sinful parents. Were his/her parent's married when he/she was conceived?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Gee, I really do not know. I have never had a child (at least that I recall) that had a freakishly large head. I know that Mason boy had one but as I recall, he did not have a skull and his head was more like one of those silicone stress things when you squeezed it. I think it got popped though.