[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Have you considered taking her to the medical department at Landover Baptist University? The students there may be able to cut her head open and take a thorough look at her brain for free. It's a much more traditional approach than an MRI scan, more accurate and overall a much safer procedure. If you want I could speak to the head of the medical department and have him arrange something for you and your child this week.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

I'll book an appointment tomorrow.

As for the MRI, looking back, it was suspicious that this "doctor" wanted me to go to his clinic rather than letting Seth arrange for a free one.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like it's a scam.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Have you considered taking her to the medical department at Landover Baptist University? The students there may be able to cut her head open and take a thorough look at her brain for free. It's a much more traditional approach than an MRI scan, more accurate and overall a much safer procedure.

Oh, dear, is that really so? Well...Mrs. B.I.G. if you decide to do that I'll pray my hardest for your baby's well being.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Have you considered taking her to the medical department at Landover Baptist University? The students there may be able to cut her head open and take a thorough look at her brain for free. It's a much more traditional approach than an MRI scan, more accurate and overall a much safer procedure. If you want I could speak to the head of the medical department and have him arrange something for you and your child this week.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Well, you are an nice christian aren't you?!

And you're unsaved trash who probably wishes my baby was a retard because then it would be more likely to become another atheist.

I've been reading this thread with interest for about a week. If the kid's head is still swollen at this point I'm going to go with retard.

I would recommend poking a hole in it and draining out the demonic fluids. That'll probably help.

Once again, IT'S NOT THE FIRST PICTURE. I'm really starting to regret putting that picture up.

Anyway, I've done some sickular searches, and it does seem to be the latest rage among doctors. They want to run up your bill with MRI's and CT's. I also had a chat with Seth's aunt and discovered that large heads (no retards though) tend to run through his family.

I don't think I'll be going back to this doctor. He got really upset when I said not to schedule an MRI, because I could probably get it for free through Seth (hey they have to test the machines on someone when they're calibrated). Somehow the FREE MRI wasn't good enough, nope, it has to go through him. I assume he's getting kickbacks from the MRI clinic he wanted to send me to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I've been reading this thread with interest for about a week. If the kid's head is still swollen at this point I'm going to go with retard.

I would recommend poking a hole in it and draining out the demonic fluids. That'll probably help.

[Nobar King]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I've been reading this thread with interest for about a week. If the kid's head is still swollen at this point I'm going to go with retard.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Well, you are an nice christian aren't you?!

Being a Christian isn't about being nice; it's about following the Bible 100%. I can assure you that by that definition Mrs Ethelreda is a stand-up True Christian™. Show a little respect when addressing your betters. And how about engage in a proper discussion rather than spitting out one-liners?

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Oh my word! Did you see that thing? Just how many demons do you think can fit in that noggin? I certainly wouldn't want that inside my church, getting ready to pop like a great, big, demonic pimple, spreading it's evil everywhere!

Well, you are an nice christian aren't you?!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Dear sweet Lord, do we let that thing into our church?

Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

Oh my word! Did you see that thing? Just how many demons do you think can fit in that noggin? I certainly wouldn't want that inside my church, getting ready to pop like a great, big, demonic pimple, spreading it's evil everywhere!

THE FIRST PICTURE IS NOT WHAT MY CHILD LOOKS LIKE!!!!!

See, nobody else seems to have noticed that her head was "too big". I mean she's capable of holding it up on her neck, she isn't like some bobble-headed freak. It's just a bit on the large side. Anyway, kids go through weird growth spurts, one week, they're all leg, the next they're all feet.

Seth doesn't see anything wrong with her, and if I remember right, you have rather large hands, Pastor.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

I don't think that there is anything wrong with her, persay. I mean, a man with big feet isn't disfigured, is he?

Oh my word! Did you see that thing? Just how many demons do you think can fit in that noggin? I certainly wouldn't want that inside my church, getting ready to pop like a great, big, demonic pimple, spreading it's evil everywhere!

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

[QUOTE=Levi Jones;988946]Dear sweet Lord, do we let that thing into our church?
I don't think that there is anything wrong with her, persay. I mean, a man with big feet isn't disfigured, is he?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Dear sweet Lord, do we let that thing into our church?

Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Not a single Hutchins child has ever had a 'temper tantrum'. It is because God told about and gave us iron rods. My children weep softly with joy at the sight of mine.

Any child that has 'outbursts' is not shown enough True Christian™ Love©.

Amen brother. But now the liebrals want to drug our children into stupors rather than correct them.

Excuse the sickular site, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

http://www.myspace.com/video/champion-1/adhd-cure/7183179

[James Hutchins]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Not a single Hutchins child has ever had a 'temper tantrum'. It is because God told about and gave us iron rods. My children weep softly with joy at the sight of mine.

Any child that has 'outbursts' is not shown enough True Christian(tm) Love(c).

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Large head: retard or too smart?

Sounds like a perfectly healthy and obedient kid to me.
Her independence is amazing for that young age, and she have a very bright future if she learn to read the Bible early on.

Consider strapping a belt around her head if you're concerned about its size. It's the same principle as preventing goiter by restricting the growth of the thyroid gland.

Well I've talked to Seth, and we're not going to worry about it. Especially now that this has come out


Normal behaviour, or mental illness?

Every parent of a preteen has been there: on the receiving end of sullen responses, bursts of frustration or anger, even public tantrums that summon the fear that Children’s Aid is on its way. Come late May, with the publication of the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), however, such sustained cranky behaviour could put your child at risk of a diagnosis of “disruptive mood dysregulation disorder.” This newly minted condition will afflict children between 6 and 12 who exhibit persistent irritability and “frequent” outbursts, defined as three or more times a week for more than a year. Its original name, “temper dysregulation disorder with dysphoria,” was nixed after it garnered criticism it pathologized “temper tantrums,” a normal childhood occurrence. Others argue that even with the name change the new definition and diagnosis could do just that.

Yep, now even a temper tantrum is a "mental illness" they have gone to the point that everyone is mentally ill.