[Felicity]

Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

@Sidoain would it not be wrong if the coach did things a father is supposed to do? #Proverbs 13:24

[Sidoain]

Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

Why all this? You Christians are brutal. I will never do these kind of thing once i have a child. Ok, punish him with a road(I prefer the belt) Is alright, but the cage and other stuff i saw in the whole thread are just too brutal.

My recommendation, once your child is 5-7 years old and is still cranky or any other term, subscribe him to a sport team like Football.(My father did subscribe me to football for a total of 8 years) His coach will make him suffer for you. They will make him run, they will let other kids beat him hard, they will raise him into a real man. There are also camp for kids. There, they can raise your kid just like they do it in the Army. Warning, do not subscribe your kid into soccer. This sport is for gay ppl.

That way, you dont risk the chance to see your own child calling the police or any neighbors. As a result, you risk 0% chance to see your son being adopted by gay couple.

[Chemistry]

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<BUMP>

For Brother Chem and all new parents-to-be.

Thank you, that was very thoughtful of you

[Purge the Unfaithful]

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All you need to know about child rearing is found in Proverbs

Prov 13:24: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son:

Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."

I pray in Jesus' name!!!

[Chemistry]

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My nephew just turned 3. My mother had spent most of her time helping raising him since both my brother and sister-in-law work . (Neither go to church ) But my mother takes him (my nephew) to church and has been raising him the right way . He knows better than to act out in church.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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<BUMP>

For Brother Chem and all new parents-to-be.

[Mistress Cookie]

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If you are out of Benedryl or Ny-quil a few ounces of whiskey, rum or vodka will do in a pinch. Mix it with juice or soda to sweeten the taste.

Another one I use, when the neighbors' kids are making too much noise outside, is sugar cubes drizzled with cognac or brandy...or the cherry and berry-flavored licqures (sp?) work, too.

I bring out a heaping tray and just leave it with them.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I happily note paregoric has now been reformulated for use on troublesome infants, without the serious risk of addiction. Just look for the brand names Ny-Quil and Benedryl.

Recall, these are to be used as supplements to the rod of correction, not as a substitute.

If you are out of Benedryl or Ny-quil a few ounces whiskey, rum or vodka will do in a pinch. Mix it with juice or soda to sweeten the taste.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

I happily note paregoric has now been reformulated for use on troublesome infants, without the serious risk of addiction. Just look for the brand names Ny-Quil and Benedryl.

Recall, these are to be used as supplements to the rod of correction, not as a substitute.

[sarah meis]

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I believe the putting head under streaming water works best.
Last week i trew my oldest son adam in a cold bath.
He was immediatly quiet , and was so scared he didnt do anything wrong te next day.

[Cranky Old Man]

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You came out a sick chauvinistic pig who probably sticks all sorts of random objects up his bum. You're a closet fag,

Since you are bringing it up, it's probably you who is a fag. Romans 1:27 "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

I know because GOD TOLD ME!

How did He do that?

[shameroncollier]

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Greetings Brothers and Sisters

I've noticed we don't have very many threads about cranky babies so I decided to start one and offer my own advice.

TIP

When your baby is crying in church, the best way to shut them up is to drag them out of the Church like so:

I know I used to do it with my own little Tater and believe you me, he knew when to shut his yap after that.

Please post your tips here!

Lve, Sister Thumper

this is dangerous...

[proudharlot]

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I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.

That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.

You came out a sick chauvinistic pig who probably sticks all sorts of random objects up his bum. You're a closet fag, you're a hater, and you're doomed to eternity in Hell. I know because GOD TOLD ME!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I used to tell mine that the Atheist would come and get them:

This poster helped too.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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My parents used many methods on me. Godly mother would blow out the pilot light and hold me over a gas stove. Sometimes she would leave the flame going and shout Armegeddon!

Your Mother sounds like a wonderful gal with a good sense of humor. JESUS appreciates a good sense of humor he showed that by walking on water.