[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

Baby Handling Tips:

[SUV]

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In case of drafts around the stove area, which could give Li'l Precious the sniffles, there's always the good old Christian Mommy standby:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

To keep baby warm during a bath, put them in a large pot with the burner set on low.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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You lot are a disgrace to the human race.

Your angry outburst is a disgrace to this gentle forum, young Missy! Such hate, such violence -- JESUS Himself will strike you down for your rage. Praise!

[performing fool]

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You lot are a disgrace to the human race.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I for one have appreciated the advice in this thread, Our whore slut daughter came back home with her little b**tard child. I have had to deal with the little monster on a daily basis since.

Does Landover have any "camps" for 1 yr old females ?

Brother Saved,

You could always sell the little bastard. Boys get more money than girls!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/childpurchase.html

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I for one have appreciated the advice in this thread, Our whore slut daughter came back home with her little b**tard child. I have had to deal with the little monster on a daily basis since.

Does Landover have any "camps" for 1 yr old females ?

[eliot mayfield]

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Sue us for believing in the Bible? What are you going to swear on when you testify?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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happy holidays and yes i am taking legal action against all of you....think opening a public forum protects you...ha...bye imbeciles of god

Our Joo lawyers will be happy to take your call and drain your pocket book for the Work of the Lord. The Iron Fist of Jesus will not tolerate frivolous lawsuits.

Glory!

[Nobar King]

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This will be good. I wonder what kind of Idiot lawyer is going to take on the FIRST AMENDMENT of the CONSTITUTION!! I hope he charges a lot.

[David the goliath]

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happy holidays and yes i am taking legal action against all of you....think opening a public forum protects you...ha...bye imbeciles of god

[SUV]

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Sirs:

Since you proudly proclaim in your title that you're an "(idiot)" perhaps your "Pastor" is also a few holes shy of par and unfit to Judge us.

Have a nice day! and, MERRY CHRISTMAS

[David(idiot)]

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i think everyone here owes the rest of the world an apology....i just talked to a pastor at a localn church(a respectful man with a mature sense of being) and showed him this forum....he said that you all were like a satanist cult....that you were no different. he said you were A disgrace to the bible and all religion....

[Old Man Hatchet]

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What is the matter with you people? Did you forget how to swaddle?

I am fond of swaddling. Watching a child trying to wriggle free is suspenseful and very entertaining. I suggest hanging the child upside down, in the manner of Harry Houdini, to add to the fun.

[eliot mayfield]

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What is the matter with you people? Did you forget how to swaddle?
Ezekiel, chapter 16


"4": And as for thy nativity, in the day thou wast born thy navel was not cut, neither wast thou washed in water to supple thee; thou wast not salted at all, nor swaddled at all

What about salt? Are you salting them too?
NO?!
Well, no wonder they are cranky!!!