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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #46
    Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

    Baby Handling Tips:
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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #47
      Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

      more handling tips
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      • Sister Isabella
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        • Mar 2008
        • 63

        #48
        Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

        Oh, my.

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        • StreetPreacherLew
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          Forum Member
          • Mar 2008
          • 107

          #49
          Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.

          That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.
          This works great, Pastor Ezekiel. If you just follow the Book of Proverbs, word for word, your children will behave like ANGELS in Church. Even if you're in the Choir, just one stern look all the way to the back pew where your young'uns are sitting is enough to put the fear of God into them.

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          • commie!commie!commie!
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            • Jul 2007
            • 104

            #50
            Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

            Originally posted by performing fool View Post
            You lot are a disgrace to the human race.
            Yes, and don't they just know it.

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            • Palmer C. Eldrich
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              Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
               
              • Mar 2008
              • 349

              #51
              Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

              I was watching halloween6 last night and noticed that the parents put their baby in a bathroom cabinet during a thunderstorm and it didn't cry at all after that.
              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #52
                Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                Yes, and don't they just know it.
                Why? Because we love our children enough to beat the love of JESUS into them?

                If you do not, then YOU are the abuser and YOU are neglecting your child!

                The Bible says "spare the rod, spoil the child"



                We are the best parents on the planet and GOD'S Favorite Parents!

                GLORY!
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                • commie!commie!commie!
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 104

                  #53
                  Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Why? Because we love our children enough to beat the love of JESUS into them?

                  If you do not, then YOU are the abuser and YOU are neglecting your child!

                  The Bible says "spare the rod, spoil the child"



                  We are the best parents on the planet and GOD'S Favorite Parents!

                  GLORY!
                  No what you're doing is child abuse.
                  There are laws against that.
                  But clearly as you are all talk and no trousers you wouldn't ever do anything like that (thankfully).

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #54
                    Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                    No what you're doing is child abuse.
                    There are laws against that.
                    But clearly as you are all talk and no trousers you wouldn't ever do anything like that (thankfully).
                    You know, this thread may be called "Tips for cranky babies", but that doesn't actually make it a thread where cranky babies can go to get advice.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • christain-goth
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                      • Aug 2008
                      • 102

                      #55
                      Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.

                      That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.
                      Are you sure about that?

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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #56
                        Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                        Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
                        Are you sure about that?
                        Well look what happens when you don't teach them right from wrong. You get someone like you, who spells like a 'tard and whines about how oppressive "Family Values" are.
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • trollnerd
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                          • Sep 2008
                          • 37

                          #57
                          Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                          the bible teachs us to disipline our children and teach them the right way....and u guys want to drownd ur kids,,beat them to death, and what ever sick stuff u 'people' mentioned........i hope u all die a slow death
                          YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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                          • Oxycon
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 27

                            #58
                            Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                            You do know you can go to jail for about 90% of the things stated in this thread, right?

                            I really do thing I should report this website, after all, the cameras will role for anything juicy.

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                            • Puke-a-chew
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                              • Sep 2008
                              • 28

                              #59
                              Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                              Originally posted by OniXera View Post
                              You do know you can go to jail for about 90% of the things stated in this thread, right?

                              I really do thing I should report this website, after all, the cameras will role for anything juicy.
                              I support you OniXera.

                              I will report this site aswell.

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                              • trollnerd
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                                • Sep 2008
                                • 37

                                #60
                                Re: Tips for Cranky Babies

                                Originally posted by Pikachu View Post
                                I support you OniXera.

                                I will report this site aswell.
                                [profanity deleted]
                                YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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