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  • Holly Graham
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 348

    #16
    Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

    Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
    As well you should. The stuff we men have to put with!

    Naomi has me at my wits end with the constant yammering, the back sassing, the broken dishes, the falling down the stairs, and the incessant crying. And don't forget about that awful hairy, it-baby she birthed. She is a constant disappointment.

    But I married her before God, so it's a lifetime commitment.
    Mr Portway, I know that as a woman, it is not my place to suggest anything improper, but is there not any other option for you to have a normal child?
    I was reading (Genesis 16) today, and I'm wondering if a handmaiden might be an option?

    I hope this wasn't improper.

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #17
      Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

      Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
      Mr Portway, I know that as a woman, it is not my place to suggest anything improper, but is there not any other option for you to have a normal child?
      I was reading (Genesis 16) today, and I'm wondering if a handmaiden might be an option?

      I hope this wasn't improper.
      I don't know, I think that only counts if your wife is barren.


      Originally posted by God in the KJV1611
      Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

      And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

      And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.

      Genesis 16:1-3
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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #18
        Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

        Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
        I don't know, I think that only counts if your wife is barren.
        And if the handmaiden has to be an Egyptian, I don't think I could manage to "go into her" no matter how hard I thought about Jesus. Egyptian women are practically coons!

        Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 05-04-2013, 12:03 AM. Reason: Typo
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        • Holly Graham
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2013
          • 348

          #19
          Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

          Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
          And if the handmaiden has to be an Egyptian, I don't think I could manage to "go into her" no matter how hard I though about Jesus. Egyptian women are practically coons!

          You make a good point, as usual.

          Here's hoping you can remedy the situation soon, as every many needs many Soldiers of God.

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