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  • Holly Graham
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 348

    #1

    Michelle Duggar is my idol!

    Bless this wholesome Woman of God. Not only has she had 19 children for the Lord,(Genesis 9:1) and is still open to letting God using her prolapsed womb for more children,
    but she gets it right about being MODEST in everything True Christians™ do. (1 Timothy 2:9)

    I am purchasing these swimsuits for my children as soon as our crops come in and I can harvest enough to sell at the market.

    From here
    Even when they go snorkeling, the Duggars preserve their modesty.
    The stars of TLC's "19 Kids and Counting" are famous not only for having so many children but also for their strict religious beliefs. That's why they went swimming fully clothed while snorkeling during a trip to Puerto Rico in Tuesday night's episode.
    As Michelle explained to People magazine, "Bathing suits are pretty and colorful, but it's not our thinking that it is OK to be naked some places and not other places."
    "The eyes are the windows to the soul. And we are trying to keep our hearts pure, which is a struggle," she continued.
    "Everyone has their idea of what is modest, but for our family, we try to avoid situations ... like the public beach or swimming pools that can make it a challenge to keep our minds pure."
    This isn't the first time they've swum in Wholesome Wear swimsuits, though the family generally avoids swimming in public. And the Duggars make sure to stay covered up for whatever activity they're doing -- whether it's swimming, riding horses, or climbing. Their modest dress code has the family's boys wearing long shorts and the girls wearing long skirts.
    "This isn't for everyone, and we don't push this on anybody," Michelle explained in TLC's Parentables blog. "And we don't judge anyone that doesn't have this perspective, but for us, we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees."
    God bless this Holy, beautiful, selfless woman.
  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #2
    Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

    Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
    Bless this wholesome Woman of God. Not only has she had 19 children for the Lord,(Genesis 9:1) and is still open to letting God using her prolapsed womb for more children,
    but she gets it right about being MODEST in everything True Christians™ do. (1 Timothy 2:9)

    I am purchasing these swimsuits for my children as soon as our crops come in and I can harvest enough to sell at the market.

    From here


    God bless this Holy, beautiful, selfless woman.
    And God bless you dear for following her Godly example. While so many women of today are willing to vulgarly display themselves for all of the unsaved atheist perverts out there in our unclean world, it makes my heart swell with pride when I think of you and your future potential True Christian™ daughters modestly frolicking at the sea shore attired in a way that would please Jesus Himself. Praise!
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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    • Holly Graham
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2013
      • 348

      #3
      Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
      And God bless you dear for following her Godly example. While so many women of today are willing to vulgarly display themselves for all of the unsaved atheist perverts out there in our unclean world, it makes my heart swell with pride when I think of you and your future potential True Christian™ daughters modestly frolicking at the sea shore attired in a way that would please Jesus Himself. Praise!
      Thank you SO much Professor. Mr Holly sometimes stumbles across some horrific photos while he's looking for Scripture. That these women would expose their breasts, and suggestively pose just makes me vomit. At times, there are even MEN exposing their EDITED OUT OF DECENCY.

      I can only pray that my helpmeet daughters follow my pure example. As I said, it's the way Christ wants his women to behave. (1 Timothy 2:9)
      Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 05-02-2013, 01:55 AM. Reason: Coarse language unfit for use by a mere woman.

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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952

        #4
        Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

        Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
        Thank you SO much Professor. Mr Holly sometimes stumbles across some horrific photos while he's looking for Scripture. That these women would expose their breasts, and suggestively pose just makes me vomit. At times, there are even MEN exposing their EDITED OUT OF DECENCY.

        I can only pray that my helpmeet daughters follow my pure example. As I said, it's the way Christ wants his women to behave. (1 Timothy 2:9)
        While I realize that you are a mere woman and are therefore innocent in the ways of the world, let me just say that it is quite unbecoming of a True Christian™ wife to use such untoward language. Please refrain from it in the future. I have already alerted Mr. Holly and he has assured me that he will be disciplining you for your transgression.
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Holly Graham
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2013
          • 348

          #5
          Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
          While I realize that you are a mere woman and are therefore innocent in the ways of the world, let me just say that it is quite unbecoming of a True Christian™ wife to use such untoward language. Please refrain from it in the future. I have already alerted Mr. Holly and he has assured me that he will be disciplining you for your transgression.
          Yes, Sir. I am ashamed that I used those words in front of another man. I was just so shocked at the site of those, that I didn't know what else to call them.

          Mr Holly already has my discipline scheduled. Thank you.

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          • John Creeser
            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
             
            • Aug 2009
            • 7248

            #6
            Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

            19 kids!! Wow. I stopped after 2 boys, I didn't want to risk having any daughters (even though I told Abigail only boys, women can be sneaky). Having the inconvenience of powering one Menstra-Hut(r) 7 days of the month is expensive enough!!

            Leviticus 15:19-30
            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
              19 kids!! Wow. I stopped after 2 boys, I didn't want to risk having any daughters (even though I told Abigail only boys, women can be sneaky). Having the inconvenience of powering one Menstra-Hut® 7 days of the month is expensive enough!!

              Leviticus 15:19-30

              Once sister Daisy Mae and I finally tie the knot, I plan on having enough sons to form 2 baseball teams. Including coaches, batboys, and hot dog vendors. We'll make the Duggars look like pikers.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Holly Graham
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2013
                • 348

                #8
                Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Once sister Daisy Mae and I finally tie the knot, I plan on having enough sons to form 2 baseball teams. Including coaches, batboys, and hot dog vendors. We'll make the Duggars look like pikers.
                Well, I'm personally out to prove that I'm more of a Christian than Michelle Duggar.



                I'm praying that God will bless me with a few more children (hopefully boys ) so I can surpass her quiver. Mr Holly and I will be trying each and every night to help me conceive (well, except for my unclean times).

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                • Professor Bessemer
                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 2952

                  #9
                  Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                  Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
                  Well, I'm personally out to prove that I'm more of a Christian than Michelle Duggar.



                  I'm praying that God will bless me with a few more children (hopefully boys ) so I can surpass her quiver. Mr Holly and I will be trying each and every night to help me conceive (well, except for my unclean times).
                  I admire your husband. Being able to perform his husbandly duties that frequently shows a real commitment to Christ. To be able to repeatedly achieve tumescence while staring at that obscene, dripping wound between your legs shows that he is able to put aside his disgust and to do whatever it takes to serve God. Kudos to him!
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                  Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #10
                    Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                    we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees.
                    With all due respect to Mrs. Duggar and her Godly family, I must disagree with this. There is nothing more titilating, tantilizing and utterly pornographic than the sight of an exposed calf, ankle and/or toe. Not showing any knee is more of a tease than anything else...anyhow, I'll be praying for her swift & complete moral recovery.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                      These are so nice! I think I will get my daughter one.

                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22380

                        #12
                        Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                        Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
                        I am purchasing these swimsuits for my children as soon as our crops come in and I can harvest enough to sell at the market.
                        I fail to see why children would need swimsuits. All swimsuits do is encourage children to get all wet and do things underwater out of sight parents should prevent. None of my children or grandchildren ever learned to swim and only 2 of them drowned over the years, no doubt as Godly punishment for not spending enough time on Bible study.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Holly Graham
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 348

                          #13
                          Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                          I admire your husband. Being able to perform his husbandly duties that frequently shows a real commitment to Christ. To be able to repeatedly achieve tumescence while staring at that obscene, dripping wound between your legs shows that he is able to put aside his disgust and to do whatever it takes to serve God. Kudos to him!
                          Yes, it IS a sacrifice he makes. Sometimes he wears multiple blindfolds to be assured of not seeing my wound. I feel sorry for men.

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                            Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
                            Yes, it IS a sacrifice he makes. Sometimes he wears multiple blindfolds to be assured of not seeing my wound. I feel sorry for men.
                            As well you should. The stuff we men have to put with!

                            Naomi has me at my wits end with the constant yammering, the back sassing, the broken dishes, the falling down the stairs, and the incessant crying. And don't forget about that awful hairy, it-baby she birthed. She is a constant disappointment.

                            But I married her before God, so it's a lifetime commitment.
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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #15
                              Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Once sister Daisy Mae and I finally tie the knot, I plan on having enough sons to form 2 baseball teams. Including coaches, batboys, and hot dog vendors. We'll make the Duggars look like pikers.
                              It can't long till you finally tie the knot, can it? I'm sure Sister Daisy is literally chomping at the bit.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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