[JSFinta]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

You may NOT cry in Fanta's sodapop while gently brushing the long, black hair from her smooth face!

That's a rather poetic way of putting it. Out of curiosity, any reason?

[JSFinta]

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J's Fanta, allow me to explain with an analogy.

Let's suppose you saw a teenage girl wearing her iPod, blasting music into her brain, and wandering aimlessly into the path of an approaching bus. Would you warn her, even grab her and yank the earbuds out to let her know that she was about to become a Pavement Pancake, or would you allow her to bop along on her merry way until she performed a front-grill taste test?

I HOPE you would stop her, even if you knew she'd be upset for being grabbed.

Well, Fanta, you're that teenage girl. You're wandering right into the express elevator to Hell, where you will burn for all eternity. We are trying to point that out to you, because we don't want you to spend FOREVER suffering!

That, my dear, is why we can't "just let Goths be".

Tell me, have you heard of my friend Jesus? He can make sure you never go to Hell! We'd be happy to tell you more!

First I'd like to clear up a little misconception regarding myself. My name is Janos Sandor Finta (Hence JSFinta), also Finta, not Fanta. I am also a boy, not a girl. My hair is also brown and curly, the sterotypes don't always work. I mean no offence by this however.

Regarding your analogy, I would definetly pull the girl away. Although is it not possible to be a goth and a cristian? If some of the horrific things I have read in this thread about goths were true, would not all goth be locked away?

[JennyD]

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That of the bus I totally agree on, but the elevator towards hell?? You people still think that every Goth is some satanist but the fact is, you are wrong, they aren't all satanist, only a small fraction is. The rest are just great people (hé, even those who are satanist are not bad to be friends with).

Snottyduck, anyone who is not a True Christian™ is en route to Hell. Whether they consider themselves "Satanist" or not is irrelevant!

Why do you think we evangelize? For fun? For money? We're all volunteers here, we don't get paid to do this. We're just trying to help people avoid Hell for worshipping the wrong god, or for worshipping God in the wrong WAY!

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

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Where in my post did you convey that? I was giving a generous piece of advice, and I only have eyes for Shadow, thank you very much.

[snottyduck]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

J's Fanta, allow me to explain with an analogy.

Let's suppose you saw a teenage girl wearing her iPod, blasting music into her brain, and wandering aimlessly into the path of an approaching bus. Would you warn her, even grab her and yank the earbuds out to let her know that she was about to become a Pavement Pancake, or would you allow her to bop along on her merry way until she performed a front-grill taste test?

I HOPE you would stop her, even if you knew she'd be upset for being grabbed.

Well, Fanta, you're that teenage girl. You're wandering right into the express elevator to Hell, where you will burn for all eternity. We are trying to point that out to you, because we don't want you to spend FOREVER suffering!

That, my dear, is why we can't "just let Goths be".

Tell me, have you heard of my friend Jesus? He can make sure you never go to Hell! We'd be happy to tell you more!

That of the bus I totally agree on, but the elevator towards hell?? You people still think that every Goth is some satanist but the fact is, you are wrong, they aren't all satanist, only a small fraction is. The rest are just great people (hé, even those who are satanist are not bad to be friends with).

[JennyD]

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They won't leave it alone JS. People such as these cannot be persuaded away from what they think. It's a waste of breath.

Did you even bother to read my heartfelt reply to Fanta, or are you just here to badmouth us and degrade Jesus?

This is not some Goth Lesbian pickup joint, Harlot! You may NOT cry in Fanta's sodapop while gently brushing the long, black hair from her smooth face!

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

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I am going to asume that this is a rather stupid thing to ask, but why can't goths be left be? The vast majority would rather be left be, and carry on with our lives...

Sincerely, JSFinta.

They won't leave it alone JS. People such as these cannot be persuaded away from what they think. It's a waste of breath.

[Nobar King]

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Now while I'm wandering away from the point of this thread rather, I can't help but wonder why there are adverts for vampire freaks and gay dating?

Sincerely, JSFinta.

It's obvious what YOU have been googling, Jehosefat.

[JennyD]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

I am going to asume that this is a rather stupid thing to ask, but why can't goths be left be? The vast majority would rather be left be, and carry on with our lives.

J's Fanta, allow me to explain with an analogy.

Let's suppose you saw a teenage girl wearing her iPod, blasting music into her brain, and wandering aimlessly into the path of an approaching bus. Would you warn her, even grab her and yank the earbuds out to let her know that she was about to become a Pavement Pancake, or would you allow her to bop along on her merry way until she performed a front-grill taste test?

I HOPE you would stop her, even if you knew she'd be upset for being grabbed.

Well, Fanta, you're that teenage girl. You're wandering right into the express elevator to Hell, where you will burn for all eternity. We are trying to point that out to you, because we don't want you to spend FOREVER suffering!

That, my dear, is why we can't "just let Goths be".

Tell me, have you heard of my friend Jesus? He can make sure you never go to Hell! We'd be happy to tell you more!

[JSFinta]

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I am going to asume that this is a rather stupid thing to ask, but why can't goths be left be? The vast majority would rather be left be, and carry on with our lives.
So goths tend to apreciate darker things. That is not inherently evil.
Some of the posts in this thread have gothic humor in them wether you realise or not. For example;

I have checked under all the beds in my home and can safely say there are no Gays nor Cattlicks hiding under any of them.
Well, not live one's anyway.

Now while I'm wandering away from the point of this thread rather, I can't help but wonder why there are adverts for vampire freaks and gay dating?

Sincerely, JSFinta.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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In my years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.

Well in MY years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.

Okay, your turn.

[Brother Temperance]

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I am shocked at how little you people (excluding those who made excellent arguments for the subculture) know about what is Goth. A Goth person is just like you with a job.

The preceding sentence is what is technically known as "a lie."

Why can't you see beauty in the strange?

Because it's ugly.

Goth is the beauty in all things whether it be of light or dark, it doesn't matter.

That's God, not goth, you feeble-minded blasphemer!

Any one else can give you another definition of Goth because what Goth is depends on the participant in the subculture. I have told you what I believe to be Goth, someone else may tell you different.

Indeed. Brothers Jeb and Percy have told us what they believe goth to be, and they're right. I mean, honestly, who would you expect to know more about goth: goths or Christians? Stands to reason, doesn't it?

In my years of experience on this earth, I've noticed that the people who are quickest to point out that they are "not gay" and usually the gayest.

Especially those that feel the need to underline "not" and put it in blue italics. Why would a woman need to use blue? That's a color for boys and Democrats! Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure which would be more worrying: if she was using it because she thought she was a boy, or because she was actually a Democrat.

In my years of experience I've found out that those who yell that others are always gay are the biggest gays around but are still in denial of this fact.

In my years of experience I've found out that most Belgicans are a bunch of nauseating faggots.

[Brother_Percy]

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You see what I mean.

Snot, You're taking this thread off-subject.... again! I think you do these things on purpose. We don't want another debate on whether goths are qweer or not. I think we've well established this fact already. We want to know what we can do about 'em!

Let's face facts here, if some goth's runnin' around my neighborhood rapin' animals, smashing broken bottles in old folks faces, kickin' over babies push-chairs, urinatin' on graves, burnin' Churches and summoning the Devil on my front porch, I'm not going to be carin' what sexural persuasion he is!

[snottyduck]

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How dare you!!
I'll have you know that next to Pastor Bobby Joe, Sister Victory is one of the most NOT GAY people I know
You'll get a serious Infraction if you carry on with these accusations.
What's the matter? Are you GAY or something?

You see what I mean.

[Talitha]

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They're everywhere these days, Miss Talitha.

Miss Talitha, the fact that there are homosexuals in most every dark alley and hiding under nearly every bed, not to mention in every single Catholic confessional, simply means that God is working overtime to combat sin. Perhaps we can gather some stones and help Him weed out those He hates!

Thank you Reverend.
I have checked under all the beds in my home and can safely say there are no Gays nor Cattlicks hiding under any of them.
Well, not live one's anyway.