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  • Mrs.Elizabeth
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    • Jul 2013
    • 109
    #16
    Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Oh my goodness, are you saying that you are posing as somebody else, by using some other person's face as you avatar?
    You're right brother, that was wrong. But don't worry, I'll change it for a less offending image and I'll keep it until I have a photo of myself. Please forgive me

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236
        #17
        Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

        Originally posted by Mrs.Elizabeth View Post
        You're right brother, that was wrong. But don't worry, I'll change it for a less offending image and I'll keep it until I have a photo of myself. Please forgive me
        Not to worry, I chose an anonymous avatar from the World Wide Web to use for you.

        But I pray for your deceptive soul, young lady.

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • Mrs.Elizabeth
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            • Jul 2013
            • 109
            #18
            Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            Not to worry, I chose an anonymous avatar from the World Wide Web to use for you.

            But I pray for your deceptive soul, young lady.

            In Christ
            With due respect brother, I think an image of our Holy KJV Bible is a good option, what do you think?

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              • Damien666
                Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                • Jul 2013
                • 1
                #19
                Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

                I can't believe you people, educated in the 21st Century, actually believe this. You are the most contradictory bunch of hicks I have ever had the misfortune to happen upon. I believe in a god in some sense, however, you lot are engaged in fairy tales. It is incredulously hypocritical to preach that god loves everyone and then to demonize homosexuals and other people who don't subscribe to your ridiculous ideologies. The earth is not only 6,000 years old, Noah couldn't possibly have collected one of every animal from different continents, but I suppose 'God' made this possible. Yeah, riiigghhhhtttt. Apparently, according to you lot, the anti-christ will seize power sometime in 2013, and the world is due to end a few years down the line. This is laughable, you prevent humanity from progressing with these attitudes and oppressions, well perhaps not humanity, but yourselves. I genuinely pity you, but it's okay because I'll burn in that non-existent pit known as 'hell' while you will be singing songs in the equally unreal destination called 'heaven'. God save me.

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724
                    #20
                    Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

                    Originally posted by Damien666 View Post
                    It is incredulously hypocritical to preach that god loves everyone and then to demonize homosexuals and other people who don't subscribe to your ridiculous ideologies.
                    Don't be silly. God loves you so much that He offers you salvation if you love Him back. It's your choice in the end.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #21
                        Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

                        Originally posted by Damien666 View Post
                        It is incredulously hypocritical to preach that god loves everyone and then to demonize homosexuals and other people who don't subscribe to your ridiculous ideologies.
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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #22
                            Re: What's Wrong With The Face Book!

                            Originally posted by Damien666 View Post
                            God save me.
                            Exactly! Only God CAN save you! Are you ready to receive Jesus?

                            He's ready to come into you.

                            He's been ready and waiting your whole life.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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