[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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No one actually believes that any animals evolved from rocks...

You creationists are just trying to put overdramatic inflections on scientific theories so that you can make your self feel better. Its not my fault if your faith is not strong enough to with stand the test of scientific discovery.

And by the way your whole "Holier than thou" attitude is EXACTLY why people hate Christians!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No one actually believes that any animals evolved from rocks...

Of course not. GOD created them.

You creationists are just trying to put overdramatic inflections on scientific theories so that you can make your self feel better. Its not my fault if your faith is not strong enough to with stand the test of scientific discovery.

Hey, YOU are the one who said nothing in the Bible was scientifically provable. Now you look like a dumbass.

And by the way your whole "Holier than thou" attitude is EXACTLY why people hate Christians!

Sorry, but we ARE holier than thou. And a LOT smarter.

[Brother Temperance]

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No one actually believes that any animals evolved from rocks...

Then where did organic life come from? Your problem is this: Organic life exists. At some point, it didn't. Where did the first organic life-form come from, if not rocks?

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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I did not ever say that the Bible was scientifically provable... i challenged someone else to give me an example of anything that has ever been scientifically proven in the Bible.

Just because you read the KJV 1611 and dont undersand a word that it's archaic English says does not make you any holier than anyone else. And how are you smarter? All you have said is that the bible shows how the universe was created, you have yet to provide and substanciating evidence that difinitivly proves your theories. We scientists can actually do the experiments and publish the results... what do you have a child's version of the creation theory?

Christians are the most hated group of people in the world! You are contributing greatly to that fact!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Then where did organic life come from? Your problem is this: Organic life exists. At some point, it didn't. Where did the first organic life-form come from, if not rocks?

Well it has actually been proven that Amino acids can be synthesized from the early atmospheric conditions. This is one of the most famous studies ever done, it ranks up there with the discovery of DNA as the genetic material and The first fission reaction. Organic gases are present all through out the universe as are all gases and compounds that were used to create these proteins.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well it has actually been proven that Amino acids can be synthesized from the early atmospheric conditions. This is one of the most famous studies ever done, it ranks up there with the discovery of DNA as the genetic material and The first fission reaction. Organic gases are present all through out the universe as are all gases and compounds that were used to create these proteins.

No, it hasn't. Only GOD can create life from a sterile lump of clay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I did not ever say that the Bible was scientifically provable... i challenged someone else to give me an example of anything that has ever been scientifically proven in the Bible.

Christians are the most hated group of people in the world! You are contributing greatly to that fact!

And that request was granted HERE, in spades. Now we are still waiting for your apology to Pastor Pistle and Jesus!

As far as being hated, we True Christians™ take pride in that. For it was foretold in the Holy Bible:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

See? Every time you persecute us, we are doubly blessed by the Lord. GLORY!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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And that request was granted HERE, in spades. Now we are still waiting for your apology to Pastor Pistle and Jesus!

As far as being hated, we True Christians™ take pride in that. For it was foretold in the Holy Bible:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

See? Every time you persecute us, we are doubly blessed by the Lord. GLORY!

Whoa... i dont know if you can read but i said that there is nothing in the bible that can be proven... how is it that you think i said the complete opposite?

Hate is not a tool of Jesus it is a tool of Satan! By being hated you limit the number of people that would ever want to join your church... isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?

Only those who can demonstrate that JESUS loves them by placing them in a position to tithe at least a thousand dollars a month.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hate is not a tool of Jesus it is a tool of Satan! By being hated you limit the number of people that would ever want to join your church... isnt your whole purpose to get people into the church not send them running?

Wrong again, false Christian.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Have you ever even read the Bible? You are guilty of several of these things that God HATES. Better get right with Jesus, boy.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Wow i didn't know that running a church was so profitable. God does not descriminate his love on the basis of money. THe bible actually says that the poor woman who gave two cents is more christianly and the richest men tithing fortunes. If you require $1000 in tithing you are capitalizing on people's beliefs. You know what that sounds like dont you... it sounds like you are selling salvation to the highest bidder. You are a liar!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Wrong again, false Christian.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Have you ever even read the Bible? You are guilty of several of these things that God HATES. Better get right with Jesus, boy.

[19] A false witness that speaketh lies

oh no! you might want to watch out for that one!

Yes there are things that God hates... but if you could read english i said that it is not a tool of Jesus meaning that it is not something that can be used to bring people to the Lord!

[Brother Temperance]

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but if you could read english i said that it is not a tool of Jesus meaning that it is not something that can be used to bring people to the Lord!

We can read English. We just can't read whatever the hell language it is that you write. And what do you care about the Lord anyway? You just told Him His book is a bunch of b.s.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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We can read English. We just can't read whatever the hell language it is that you write. And what do you care about the Lord anyway? You just told Him His book is a bunch of b.s.

No i really didn't. I said that there is noting in the Bible that needs to be scientifically proven for true faith to exist ( i dont know if i need a TM or a Copyright but to be honest i dont really care). I do not need the Bible's acuracy proven to me to be a christian. I also dont think that it can be done, but doesnt someone who can believe even if it is not provable more faithful?
All of the ministers and christians could spend their lives scientificaly proving that the Bible is true... but would it matter?

The only things that CAN be scientifically proven about the Bible is the relitive time at which it was written. There is no way to prove accuracy based upon man's account of that time. Or what God, who speaks to people personally and usually not in words, said and meant thousands of years ago. it is just impossible.

[hellion]

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Do they allow books on spelling?

Magick is spelled with a 'ck'. The 'magic' you're thinking of is like Sigfrid and Roy. It's just stage magic and illusions, not real magick, like whitchcraft. They use the 'ck' to distinguish them.