Unsaved trash babble about Pokemon

[hechetonchieres]

If CAPALERT doesn't approve of the Pokemon movie, then it's unfit for human eyes to look at.

Recently, I was going to see a movie, but when I found out from CAPALERT that it showed an exposed female ankle for 2 seconds, I stayed home. Such graphic nudity would cause nonstop masturbation among our youth, resulting in Satan & the Catholics ruling the earth for all eternity.

wow, i gotta go see this movie now!

[_Beck_]

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If CAPALERT doesn't approve of the Pokemon movie, then it's unfit for human eyes to look at.

Recently, I was going to see a movie, but when I found out from CAPALERT that it showed an exposed female ankle for 2 seconds, I stayed home. Such graphic nudity would cause nonstop masturbation among our youth, resulting in Satan & the Catholics ruling the earth for all eternity.

I can't really tell if your being sarcastic or not..... I really... really hope you are.

[hechetonchieres]

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Regrettably, I cannot tell you the title of that film, as you might go see it & touch your tallywhacker. I don't want to be responsible for your eternal damnation, to say nothing of you going blind.

i don't have a "tallywhacker". in a fit of homosexual rage, i cut it off, b/c i couldn't resist the homosexual temptations b4 me. rather like a certain mod here.....

[hechetonchieres]

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Dear Friend,

I rather doubt it. You mock my sacrifice at the peril of your eternal soul.

Yours in Him,
bab

you think i'm lying? i'd send you a picture, but then it'd get blocked, and I'd get banned...so...there's no gain for me in continuing this....vendetta, if you will. Good night!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello, my name is ____(sorry, I'm not that stupid to actually give out my name, even though it wouldn't matter too much, since there is more than one person with my name). II says:
you might go see it and touch your tallywhacker

But you ARE stupid enough to lie about your age when you registered on our Godly forum.

We don't allow 15 year old mario homers to have posting privileges here. Go recruit somewhere else.

I hear the papists like boys like you.

[Ramen Loving Roster]

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What's a papist?



Jeb Says: a Pope-worshipper, aka a Roman Catholic.

[Leon47]

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Well...most of Pokemon contradicts some of the Bible's teachings, also promotes summoning monsters or witchery. Is it good that this "pokemon" aren't popular here in my country?

[Will Peckham]

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MARKETING A NEW LIFESTYLE

He told her that during recess on the playground the children would "summon" the forces on the cards they collect by raising sticks into the air and saying, "'Spirits enter me.' They call it 'being possessed.'"

Baloney! I remember when almost everyone played with the cards and on no circumstace did I ever see occult stuff going on. It's a freaking card game, nothing else.

[F_I_S_H]

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Maybe if were lucky pokemon will "die" off as a brand.

[Datsihyu]

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HAHAHAHA ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS. HONESTLY SERIOUS. YOU think that a harmless CARD game or TV show has something to do with satanic blah blah blah all this weird stuff man this is crazy funny you guys are SCARED scared out of your MINDS you have a PHOBIA a PROBLEM. It's just all fun and games its a child's world. Pokemon is fun >.> you guys are so scared of hell and damnation that you've turned POKEMON and taken every little meaning of it into some kind of summoning occult like crap honestly if you went and demanded a guy at a store to stop selling pokemon cards because they're evil, he must have thought you were crazy as hell.

[Datsihyu]

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I'm sorry but ON YOU ON DRUGS. Never before have I heard of a child trying to summon demons because of POKEMON, I played pokemon as a kid and I don't summon demons, nor do demons come out of me to kill my parents. Nutjobs. Pokemon has NOTHING to do with religion or the Bible or God WHATSOEVER. WHEN YOU CATCH ALL THE POKEMON, YOU ARE A POKEMON MASTER NOT A GREEDY, POWERFUL BEING WHO THINKS THEY CAN GET ANYTHING.. you are SERIOUSLY a nutjob. And that sermon had me laughing at how scared he was of toys and games... lies brought up by fear. Show some proof that pokemon is evil besides what some nutjobs think and maybe I'll consider pokemon is "evil".

[Datsihyu]

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You sure are full of yourself. Next you'll tell us that you think Jerry Falwell was crazy for warning the public about the gay Teletubby. Thank Jesus that my parents heeded that warning, or my little brother might have caught the gay from that show.

How am I full of myself if I'm stating facts that prove that that poster was a nutjob I see nothing conceided about that. I WATCHED pokemon. And guess who didn't. Oh yeah, it was mister i think jiggly puff makes people gay and that yellow striped electrical lab mice exist and are used to do perverted things.

[Datsihyu]

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All you've proved is your nerdly ability to get hysterical over something pointless that nobody cares about. I bet you know all of jiggly puff's stats even without looking at the card.

You must be a big hit with the ladies.

I think Datsihyu is a pretty cool guy.
Eh plays pokemon and doesn't afraid of anything!

Eh actually I think you're pretty much younger than the more mature people on this site with something to contribute because you're attacking something irrelevant. I said I watched pokemon as a kid, yet I never said anything about... a card game? Everyone I knew as a kid that went to my school loved pokemon, and hell, it's still very popular today. How is it pointless if one guy is saying things about pokemon that are demonic and he's totally wrong? I would say things about you that probably arent true too but I'm not going to stoop down to that level.

[bung79]

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My little grandson is only 3 and a half, but is already obsessed with Pokemon, and his Mum, my daughter Deborah, {who is not saved as yet,} buys him whatever he asks for.
He has all the cards, counters, {Like toy money}, and all the little plastic figures. The last time they visited us, he had his pokemon cards, coins, and figures with him, and he was DREADFUL!!

He was rude, cheeky, wouldnt eat any lunch, tried to run away several times, bit his big sister hard on the arm and made her cry...

That has nothing to do with Pokemon. That is called bad parenting.

[ziamatt]

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No, I'm not a Stalinist. I think Capitalism is great! I was simply trying to show that the topic creator's ideas that business shouldn't try to feed frenzies clash with Capitalism, and did it sarcastically. It's true that Capitalism works on bending people in malleable conditions. But that's not a bad thing at all.